“Rosie, we can post some vague caption… and then let the fans run with it... and then, like, come out with a statement later, like... saying we were just best friends, y’know, clowning around… and like, having a little shemance... or whatever the equivalent of, like, a girl bromance is... for girls.”

Lisa says all of that from her spot on the floor, a little slowly while slightly slurring her words. She’s looking up at her best friend with the stupidest lopsided smile on her face, all bunched up cheeks, and teeth.

Rosie just looks at her for a while, looks at how insane and dumb Lisa looks. And then she bursts out laughing.

“Just for fun, right?”

Lisa nods.

OR Lisa and Rosie are two A-list celebrities who get drunk and decide to pull a prank. They post a photo on instagram and pretend they just got engaged.