we currently have too much time on our hands and too much love to give... if you are interested in meeting either of us, please continue reading! 

1. clown for sale **not for the weak-hearted and overly sensitive**

• a minor looking for a minor oomf, sorry to all the adults :(
• tz is close to being a minus. they rarely stay up but they might stay up for you.. <3
• faceclaims ateez's san and wooyoung, nct's yuta, doyoung and jungwoo, and also wjsn. can fc anyone with you though. who you faceclaim will not bother this clown, dw!
• kind of shy at first but with enough commitment and patience from the other party, they will open tf up.
• loves playful beef. please give them an oomf who can keep up with their energy and tell them to stop acting up!
• they love romantic stuff and pda and cuddlez and cpdpz please give them what they want and they'll do ANYTHING for you. <3 
• alsooo they're looking for something long term and fun!
• TBH: they're down for anything they just WANT AN OOMF!
• "can we have movie dates?" :puppy_eyes:
• ghosters DNI!
• pm us with a pickup line + your fl if you are interested in getting to know this clown! 

2. simp for rent

• an adult looking for both friends and a potential oomf if you get along well enough! *minors dni for the oomf part*
• timezones don't really matter since he is here 24/7 and is currently searching for people to spend 24/7 with.
• mainly faceclaims stray kids, txt, the boyz but he's open to any new suggestions ;) your fc doesn't really matter, he will love you regardless <3
• the first thing on his wishlist is someone who can carry a conversation. therefore, dry texters: DNI!
• down for whatever, including plato, movie dates, acnh, and even Zumba if you ask him to!
• really desperate! please let him love you!
• pm us with your fl or kkt + a movie you'd like to watch with him if you want him to simp 4 you.

we hope this was worth your time and we can't wait to hear from you!

xoxo, clown and simp