HEY

hi

Seems like my friend has sparked your interest, his Dearest. so let's get right into it... Shall we ;) (if he gets 0 messages i will be a victim of h*micide PLEASE HELP)

• he's a hag so minors dni
• plz he is looking for an oomf to smooch. that's all he wants. oomf hit him up Plz he wants smooch
• his tz shouldn't matter. neither should yours. time will not tear you apart. only your fc. he wants u to fc bts jungkook all the time or no d***. Correct. (jokes aside, he doesn't mind who you faceclaim don't worry)
• he usually faceclaims the boyz, stray kids and txt.. can he be ur friend XD
• he's divorced and has 1 son. please you have to accept his family or no oomfship. I'm Serious.
• your future oomf in question is active on fl, discord, kkt, skype, facebook, blackberry messages, e-mail, wechat and WhatsApp. hit him up already... do it
• i know there are a lot of people who watch anime but my friend is not cultured enough to watch them, unless you watch them too.. He Will Do Anything For You. 
• you can catch pokemons with him, rave with him, tutturu, plato, anything! isn't he so diverse? yes he is.
• upon getting one of his many contacts, he will text you first. don't even breathe before he approaches you. i repeat: do not breathe. let the gentleman do his thing. 
• despite of this ad made by a crackhead he's pretty normal, very kind, very affectionate too so PLEASE give him a chance.
• He's Waiting For YOU.
• plz drop a comment or a pm he's desperate (but he says he isn't. all men do is lie)