The way it's all such a cliché makes Lisa want to claw her eyes out.

Rosie is her best friend and roommate. She was a double major for fine art and music. She was blonde and dainty and fair and tall and slender. She wore high waisted pants and skinny jeans and stan smiths and sweaters with only the front tucked in. She refuses to wear her prescription glasses and only wears it in their dorm room, when her eyes are too exhausted for contacts.

And Lisa was the photography major and dance troupe captain who was absolutely smitten with her.