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Dating is a whole new ball game now. 

People no longer walk up to their crushes and confess in front of strangers cooing and egging them on. 

Neither do they pen cringey love letters and secretly slip them under their crushes' desks. 

And I hate to say it but, I really at this new "dating" thing they are talking about. 

What do you mean that I can get to know as many new people as I want by simply hitting buttons on my smartphone? 

You know what? Save me the lecture. Someone get me the form so that I can sign myself out of this whole new dating thing.

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