Mark has created „Foreign Swaggers“

Mark has added Johnny

Mark has added Ten

Mark has added Jaehyun

Mark has added Yuta

Mark has added Kun

Mark has added Lucas

Mark has added WinWin

Mark has added DolphinBoy🐬

 

DolphinBoy🐬: Why does everyone get to use their normal name besides me?

 

Mark: Because I used your contact names

 

Johnny: Your contact names are boring

 

Yuta: besides Chenle’s

 

Mark: Shut up! @Johnny

 

Mark has changed Johnny’s name to „ChicagoParrot“

 

Chicago Parrot: Bro seriously

 

ChicagoParrot has changed Mark’s name to „Square“

 

 

Jaehyun: Oh damn five minutes and this groupchat is a warzone

 

Square: I DON’T WANT TO BE A SQUARE!

 

ChicagoParrot: NO ONE WANTS TO BE A SQUARE!

 

Kun: Oh Jesus

 

Jaehyun: It’s going down

 

Lucas: I’M YELLING TIMBER!

 

Ten: Just shut up Lucas!

 

Lucas: 😔

 

ChicagoParrot: Oh my God Ten you made it sad

 

Lucas: It?

 

DolphinBoy🐬 has changed Lucas‘ name to „It“

 

DolphinBoy🐬: So who‘s left with a normal name?

 

Ten: Well my name isn‘t exactly normal…

 

Mark has changed Ten‘s name to „TenaLisa“

 

TenaLisa: …Wow…

 

TenaLisa: Okay but seriously Johnny‘s name should be this

 

TenaLisa has changed ChicagoParrot‘s name to „OhDaddy“

 

OhDaddy: OH HELL NO!

 

 

DolphinBoy🐬: Mark-Hyung can Jisung join the group?

 

Square: But he‘s not a foreigner

 

DolphinBoy🐬: But I miss him

 

WinWin: PUPPY LOVE!!!

 

TenaLisa: Oh hey you‘re here too @WinWin

 

Yuta: And suddenly the whole groupchat got a lot sweeter

 

DolphinBoy🐬: EW!

 

WinWin: *blushes*

 

OhDaddy: All this love… everything… feels so…harmonious!

 

Square: Lmao

 

TenaLisa: Dramatic much?

 

OhDaddy: How? I don‘t see it

 

It: Can you imagine…

 

[Five minutes later]

 

OhDaddy: CAN WE IMAGINE WHAT LUCAS?!

 

It: Can you imagine a groupchat with all the foreign members of kpop groups

 

Square: …

 

OhDaddy: Mark DON‘T!!!

 

Mark has added Zhang Yixing

Zhang Yixing has changed his name to „Lay“

 

Lay: ‘Sup

 

DolphinBoy🐬: Yixing – ge!

 

Lay: CHENLE!

 

WinWin: Yixing – ge!

 

Lay: WINWIN!

 

Yuta: Should I be jealous or…?

 

Jaehyun: No no they‘re just all chinese

 

Kun: Yixing – ge!

 

Lay: KUN!

 

It: Yixing!

 

Lay: I‘m still older than you!

 

It: Yixing – ge!

 

Lay: LUCAS!

 

TenaLisa: What is happening?

 

DolphinBoy🐬: That‘s how we greet Lay-Hyung

 

Square: Where‘s that enthusiasm when you greet me? @DolphinBoy

 

Square: WHERE?!

 

OhDaddy: Don‘t overreact Mark

 

Square: you

 

OhDaddy: Hey I‘m older than you!

 

Square: Sorry my bad

 

Square: you Hyung

 

Lay: tHe DISreSpECtTtttTtTTtTt!!!

 

DolphinBoy🐬: Lmao nice one Mark – Hyung

 

Square: Thank you LeLe ❤️❤️❤️

 

TenaLisa: I leave for two minutes an this is what happens? 😳

 

TenaLisa: And Mark, sorry but you

 

Square: Okay that’s it! I’m adding someone who actually likes me!

 

Mark has added Henry

 

Jaehyun: Did anybody else expect him to add Haechan?

 

Yuta: Me 🙋🏿‍♂️

 

WinWin: Ditto 🙋🏿‍♂️

 

TenaLisa: I second that

 

Lay: Hell yes

 

Henry: Totes

 

Square: Hyung do you even know what this is about @Henry?

 

Henry: No but it‘s about you and Haechan so whatever it is I agree

 

Square: Jeez thanks 🙄

 

Henry: You‘re welcome bro 👍🏿

 

It: who else could we add? Mark who else do you know?

 

Square:Um…

TenaLisa: Worry not

 

TenaLisa has added BamBam

 

BamBam: Wassup? *dabs*

 

Henry: Holy I‘m leaving

 

Mark: Don‘t you dare

 

TenaLisa: Hey Khunpimuk

 

BamBam: Sawadi kap Chittaphon

 

 TenaLisa: Can you add Mark and Jackson?

 

BamBam: On it

 

BamBam has added Mark

BamBam has added Jackson

Jackson has changed Mark‘s name to Marki-Pooh

 

Marki-Pooh: I ing hatee you Jackson

 

Kun: What a great way to start the day

 

WinWin: It‘s evening

 

Kun: Goddamn it WinWin

 

Yuta: WinWin is right

 

Kun: Yes we know that