The Descartes of Modern ery

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Do Kyungsoo has little expectations out of his life, what with him working at the sole gas station in the remote town he's never left his entire life, and attending the small university less than 5 minutes away from his run-down ancestral house. Meanwhile, Park Chanyeol, ostentatiously rich as he is, has enough problems in his life to become a study subject for some world-renowned academic center. Thus, when Park Chanyeol enters Do Kyungsoo's quiet life, he sets into motion a series of events that far exceed even Kyungsoo's worst nightmares.

Perhaps, karma is truly one hell of a scorned .

 

Foreword

 

"I told you I'd help you!" Baekyun exclaims triumphantly, his tail thumping against the ground in enthusiasm.

"You've done all." Kyungsoo groans, staring at the unconscious body lying at his feet, from between his fingers. 

He had merely asked Baekhyun if he was aware of any spell, or tricks, or whatever it was that his kind does, that would erase a number of memories of a certain somebody. He had never expected Baekhyun meant whacking the person on back of their head with the heaviest frying pan passed down in the Do family for generations, when the little rat had offered to take care of the issue.

In his exhaustion, and due to the pending head-splitting migraine Kyungsoo can just feel coming his way, his legs give out, and the man slumps besides the body of Park Chanyeol, nuisance extraordinaire, and the top of the list of people Kyungsoo is willing to go to jail for murdering.

"Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic."

 

 

 

Do Kyungsoo / Park Chanyeol

 

 

Oh Sehun / Byun Baekhyun

 

 

 

title: the descartes of modern ery;

author: bohubear;

rating: NC-17;

length: chaptered; 1/??;

pairing(s): do kyungsoo / park chanyeol; do kyungsoo / byun baekhyun; do kyungsoo / oh sehun;

trigger warning(s): foul language, lack of any sort of trigger warnings before each chapter, graphic & descriptive scenes;

published: 23/ 09/ 19

finished: --/--/--

au(s): supernatural, non!idol;

disclaimer: I only own my original characters and the plot. The traits attributed to the EXO members are not factual and shall not be thought of as such; they are but mere actors, if you will, that fit the role of the characters I had envisoned. All graphics are mine unless stated otherwise and are not free for use. Should you decide to translate the story in any language, please approach me beforehand, as my stand on the matter is unclear.;

 

 

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bohubear
december isn't quite a walk in the park for me, and it's easily one of the hardest months to go through. the recent developments in the kpop industry hasn't exactly helped much with that. i am certainly not planning on dropping any of my current stories.

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SooSmiles #1
Chapter 2: Okay so.... is Yeol onto "Zen's" bullsht, or
Is Yeol bullshting the bullshter, or
Could something really be going on, and Kyungsoo IS the chosen one?
Interesting.... can't wait to see where this is going!
velveteen_rabbit
#2
Chapter 2: I feel so bad for Spirit Boy lol this is brilliant! Kyungsoo and Sehun are such s xD
MsPancakes
#3
Chapter 2: That's sone pro scammer right there (≧∇≦)/ .. But did chany really believe all that? (≧∇≦)/
MsPancakes
#4
The title has got me dead already (≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/ and poster looks legit bro ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
blomman1127
#5
Chapter 1: so excited
MissMinew
#6
this title is A++ <3 can't wait to read!