Hoseok is the only member of BTS who is completely single.

Sure Jungkook isn’t really exclusive with anyone, but he still goes on a date from time to time. Same with Jimin. But Hoseok is completely alone. Sad, huh?

He’s tired of getting teased by his other members and his hometown buddies about how single he is. So what if he hasn’t gone on a date in over a year? Sorry that Hoseok wants an actual relationship instead of hooking up with fellow idols for no reason, *cough* Taehyung *cough*.

A few times a year, Hoseok’s childhood friends visit from his hometown. And their hangouts always go the same way: They’ll have an outing, get tired, eat somewhere, the friends ask why he doesn’t have a girlfriend yet, he’ll get annoyed, they’ll , they’ll leave the restaurant still teasing him, they go back to the dorm, accidentally walk in on one of the members doing naughty things with a female, leave, be teased that Hoseok hasn’t done that stuff in a while, Hoseok will walk away and leave for many hours making the friends worried, they’ll find him, , and finally leave the next day.

This time, Hoseok wants to shut down any teasing about his nonexistent relationship.

But how will he stop it? He’s tried everything!

“I have a girlfriend, okay?!” Hoseok blurted out, surprising his friends.

“Well then, what’s her name?”

Hoseok frantically started thinking of names for his fake girlfriend, looking at the television once more.

Her face appeared on the screen, and once more Hoseok blurted out the first thing that popped in his mind,

“Kim Jisoo!”

Good luck getting out of this one, Hoseok.