OMP 35
Oh My, Princess?!After dinner, we went out a bit to stroll at a nearby manmade lagoon where a gazebo stands in the middle, cute lights were over our head, lighting up the pathway, it was also surrounded by beautiful rose bushes.
"It's pretty huh." I jumped a bit, hearing jisoo's voice. I immediately hid behind jeongyeon and peeked at her.
"Ok princess, what's up?" My brows furrowed and I glanced up. Jeongyeon chuckled and explained to me what the expression means.
"Oh.."
"Why are you jumpy with jisoo?"
"Yeah, I'm not gonna bite." She chuckled and my eyes widened
"You won't?" The rest looked at me in wonder
"You think she will?" A pout formed my lips.
"But she said she'll eat taehyung and when I asked yoda what she meant, he said it's cannibalism and when I looked it up using the internet it showed awful results and disgusting!" My voice turned high-pitched as I told them about it.
"He told you that?" They laughed.
"Mmm." I nodded.
"Princess, then we're all cannibals." Jisoo motioned to the girls. The boys were setting up the picnic blankets and things outside the gazebo, where the grass is.
"You are?" I moved away from Jeongyeon.
"Ugh. Do we have to tell her this?"
"Why of course, she'll only be laughed at if she's ignorant." Lisa chuckled.
"Princess, there's no such thing as cannibals." Lisa started but jisoo nudged her
"I know there is but it's not here and no reason to scare her off" lisa whispered to jisoo who rolled her eyes.
"Princess, when we say, I want to eat you or I'm gonna feast on you later and such... we meant.. ually." I tilted my head and they pulled me to circle.
"For girls, we call it , for boys, it's called a ." They giggled and showed me a video. I gasped and covered my eyes.
"That's what we meant. Are we clear? So if someone says he wants to eat you and it's not your husband, run for your life." My h-husband?
"But of course, one can say that too, figuratively speaking. An expression if one is very hungry and cannot intake a food in a short amount of time." Jeongyeon explained to me and she further explained what figurative means and when to take it literally or puns.
"But you said, all of you are cannibals.. does that mean.."
"Great job you s! You officially poisoned her mind."
"What? It's human nature." Jisoo shrugged.
"But I don't really understand the video? Do you bite it? Chew on it? But it looked like she er... put it on then vomit it? Then put it back in?" I am so confused.
"No. You don't use your teeth." Lis
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