EXO Hates Their Babysitter

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children!exo

You are the babysitter of twelve terribly immature teens! As an adult who is looking for a job that can hopefully pay well, you found twelve parents who kind of looked desparate to get rid of their children? How sad! You take up the job of being babysitter, but you never knew all the troubles that would come... goddamn immature brats.

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There are no particular ships in this book, sorry if that wasn't what you were looking for~ This is also not a Y/N x EXO book, it's more of a love/hate friendship. 

May be Mature for mature language. Warnings will be put in the chapters.

EXO ARE ALL THE SAME AGE HERE, however oldest-youngest is still the same.

In this book, your name is now Kim Hyunjung.

Foreword

"Okay, so what are the names?" You ask, a bit nervous because this was your first job. You get out a pen and paper to start writing names.

"Again?" The person at the end of the line sounds like they're frowning, probably because they are. "Alright, listen up. I'm going to state the names from oldest to youngest, Hyunjung. Kim Minseok. Xi Luhan. Wu Yifan. Kim Junmyeon. Zhang Yixing. Byun Baekhyun. Kim Jongdae. Park Chanyeol. Do Kyungsoo. Huang Zitao. Kim Jongin. Oh Sehun."

"Anything I need to watch out for?" You ask yet another question as you quickly scribble down the names on the paper.

"Well, keep Minseok away from food, actually, don't mention food around him, he gets hissy when someone does. Luhan's alright, I think. Wufan has somewhat of a poker face, he's like that with everyone. It doesn't mean he hates you. Junmyeon makes the worst jokes, oh yeah, most of them do. Ignore him, whenever he opens his mouth, nothing good is coming out. That applies to Baekhyun as well. Yixing might look high, but he actually isn't. But one day he came back home smelling like weed, and then I got grounded because I appreantly knew what weed smelled like. Oh yeah, don't give or tell Yixing anything important that he needs, he'll forget it. Baekhyun, Jongdae, and Tao are as annoying as hell, I swear I'm going to kill myself one day if Tao asks to take another shower with him because of some ing stupid ghost. Baekhyun, Jongdae, and Chanyeol are the loudest out of them all, avoid them at all costs if you don't want to go deaf. Kyungsoo is alright usually, but he gets pissed off easily so don't do anything to trigger him. Baekhyun and Chanyeol usually do, and you'll probably have to keep Kyungsoo from choking Chanyeol on a daily basis. Kim Jongin won't bother you much, but he gets angry when someone wakes him up. He also eats too much chicken, watch his food. Oh Sehun has a lisp, so you might not understand. He basically says 'Thehun' instead of 'Sehun', so beware.

"I might be wrong on some of the things, but then again most people change too quickly." The person at the end of the line concludes. "Sorry if they're too hard to watch."

"It's alright, I think I might be able to handle them." You say, grimacing a bit, because you think you actually can't. You wonder if your life will end more quickly if that Kyungsoo guy will choke you, or whether you will age more quickly judging by how loud Baekhyun and Jongdae sounds. Then you remember that your old childhood friends used to scream almost like daily so you think you might be able to handle it. And most people go through a bunch of moods, and you know that there are times where sometimes you want to choke people as well.

"Well, don't say I didn't try to warn you." The person said. "Alright, I've got to go now, I'll see you when the time comes where you start watching them. Those twelve teens literally have the immaturity of a six-year-old, though some of them are a bit more level-headed. Also, keep all alcohol away-"

You quickly press the 'End Call' button on your phone, because the person at the end of the line was starting to sound like a mom who was constantly worrying about their child. You sigh, wondering what kind of you just got yourself into, and hopefully the therapist you saw while reading one of the newspapers (you OLD) has time for an appointment with a person named Kim Hyunjung.

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datek0 #1
sounds interesting
datek0 #2
sounds interesting