perhaps adopt me? *i'm kinda cute?*

Description

 

Disclaimer: Munch on your chips or drink your cup of tea while reading.

A very extra freelance rp ad is coming your way.

 

ABOUT MY OOC:

I use blackpink's jennie as my muse and I'd like to keep it that way.

My timezone's gmt +8, expect seeing me online the entire day because I have no life (vacation yay!) ; - ;

I'm not joining any roleplay at the moment and that means i will be v v v loyal to you (i don't expect you to be the same because that's how reality works #sadgurlhourz).

I'm straight but i'm willing to do yuri tho you need to lead me because i'm very inexperienced in that kind of relationship.

I'm using ig as my platform because (1) i have a love/hate relationship with kkt and line and (2) fb/mewe's too "wide and big" for this kind of relationship (excuse my poor choices of words, pls don't attack me).

I would really appreciate it if you post a story and tag me if you're busy or about to sleep ooc so I can rest too (save my eyebags made out of class a chanel and #notoabondonement2k19!).

I am of legal age ooc, i expect that you're of legal age too (both ooc and ic).

 

ABOUT MY MUSE:

My muse is very soft and can be a bit sassy and playful too (most of the time).

Open to and can adjust to all of your kinks (except for water sports, coprophagia, and wax play heehee!).

I'm a sub, feel free to dominate my world.

loves outdoors and cracking lame jokes every now and then.

Self-proclaimed female clinger but still a strong independent woman. 

 

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Feel free to use the fc that you're comfortable with but bts and exo are highly recommended for straight men and anyone from girls (asian fcs in the korean industry only).

I prefer someone older but someone younger than my muse is also fine (as long as he/she is an adult).

It's fine if you go for the bad boy vibes but please go soft on me even for just a bit or i might cry and wipe my tears on your shirt along with my snot.

I'm a bit of a crackhead (if it's not obvious yet) but I don't show it that much. I don't use emojis during conversations and i beg you not to use them too (emojis are strictly used for our posts only.)

 

EXTRA NOTES TO READ:

(1) It's okay if you are following other girls/boys (tho it's very much appreciated if it's just me).

(2) Posting regarding content is okay. 

(3) I respond fast, please do the same if you're not busy at all because I tend to get tired of waiting easily in that certain aspect (if you're slow on replies).

(4) Please tell me if you don't want to rp with me anymore, no need to explain your reasons (if it's about "we don't vibe" or "i don't like you") because i'm an emotional wreck. Don't ghost on me because the only ghost that I like is Casper. :c

(5) I'm more comfortable using non-au but au's fine too. I like plotting these days. Hit me up with your ideas if you're interested. Semi-lit af writer in the house! 

(6) Lastly, English is not my first language and I apologize if my grammar or word usage bothers you. :c

 

Still contemplating? Here's the (uncalled for) reviews from woke citizens:

"A sub baby girl who can pounce at her thicc daddy-- not in a ual way." - J. Kim

"Got bashed for being lazy but she's totally not! She washes our plates and that's what matters the most!" - Mrs. Kim, Jennie's mom

"10 out of 10 recommended by dogs." - Pet store owner 

"She's one of our company's precious gem. Take care of her well or else I'll file a lawsuit." - Yang Hyunsuk, YG Ent. CEO

"Bought a weekly supply of foods for them, the members told me that she ate it all by herself.. still worth giving a shot but prepare your bank account. 5 out of 5 stars. writing this as she points a water gun in my nostril" - Blackpink's Manager

"woof-woof! arf-arf! ruff-ruff! bow-wow!" - Kai & Kuma, Jennie's dogs

 

 

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APPLICATION FORM:

Your faceclaim:

Timezone:

IG username:

Relationship with my muse (girlfriend, wife, fwb only) :

How do you want me to greet you with? (a hug, a kiss, get tackled on the floor or a slap on the cheek with my chanel slipper):

Do tell me if you want to plot and if yes, please don't hesitate to share your ideas! c:

* You can either comment or pm me your application form if you're shy shy shy. c:

P. S . I do my best to keep the convo interesting, if you're a one liner who's only looking for a hole to put your diq at -- go away. yes linda, i'm talking about you. /squints eyes. okay, thank you! c:

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Vcause #1
Okay but I have to admit that this is the cutest ad I have ever seen. I am cackling so much about the reviews from citizens.

I would like to apply as your friend but I do not see it in the options so, I'm sad. Anyway, I think you'll get lots of applications.
AsianBouzu
#2
Hello~
Park chanyeol
-8
@chanyolk01
Wife
Getting tackled plus a kiss uwu