1 - THE CAN'T-BE-JOKED BOYFRIEND
(WHEN HE ROASTS YOU BUT ENDS UP ROASTING HIMSELF)

"You have skinny legs, your body is slim, your face is feminine," Seungri teased, grinning once they reached the kitchen of their apartment after buying some groceries. "Are you sure you're not a girl?"

Was he trying to joke now? Jiyong thought to himself and smiled. "Hmm, I think I'm born this way, babe. But you like my body anyway, don't you?" Jiyong winked at his boyfriend.

Seungri chuckled and gave a teasing laugh, "Yeah but I mean, you really look like a girl sometimes. Do you remember the time you crossdress as a maid? You look good in it, Ji... With wig and makeup and all... Pffttt.. You're secretly a girl, aren't you?"

Jiyong shook his head, laughing, "You think that's funny huh."

"I mean, I can even carry you without much effort... Like a girl!" Seungri teased even more, laughing out loud at Jiyong.

Jiyong went with the flow and just laughed, "Oh no, baby. I think that's just you having extra weight to be capable of doing that."

Seungri's smile disappeared immediately at that. "Why would you say that?"

Jiyong gave a confused look, "What? What did I say?"

"That I'm fat," Seungri said with a serious face and Jiyong was dumbfounded.

"What? But I didn't-"

"No