Biatches

Four Ways
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Y/N's Biatches     9:42 AM     Kim Y/N created the group.     Kim Y/N added Kim Jisoo, Park Chaeyoung, Jennie Kim and Lalisa Manoban to the group.     Kim Y/N: Welcome my biatches.     Lisa: What's up with the name? I'm no one's .     Y/N: Never said you were. Technically I called you my biatch.     Lisa: What the ?     Y/N: It's like Charlie's Angels but better because you're my biatches.     Jennie: Oh hell no.     Jennie Kim has left the group.  
Chaeyoung: What's the purpose of this, Y/N?     Jisoo: Yeah, why am I here?     Kim Y/N added Jennie Kim to the group.     Y/N: I thought it would be nice for us to have a group chat. We can all get to know each other better.     Jennie: I already know you.     Y/N: Ok, let me rephrase that. I thought it would be nice for you guys to get to know each other better.     Jennie: Why?     Y/N: If this is going to work then you guys are going to need to get along with one and other.     Jisoo: Fair enough, I'm game.     Lisa: Meh.     Y/N: At least give it a chance.     Lisa: No.     Y/N: Do it for me.     Lisa: Fine.     Jennie: You're such a child.     Lisa: You think that I'm a child? At least I don't shop at gap for kids.     Jennie: Nice wig, where's it from?     Lisa: Your Mom's chest hair.     Jisoo: Burnnnnnnnnnnnnn.     Y/N: If you two are going to argue then you can just leave the group.     Jennie: Ok. Bye.     Lisa: ^     Y/N: Cool, at least I'll only have to cook dinner for Jisoo and Chaeyoung tonight.     Lisa: Wait, what?     Y/N: I was going to invite you all for dinner tonight at mine but seeing as how you and Jennie want to leave the group I'll only have to cook for three.     Jennie: Hold up. I no longer wish to leave.     Y/N: Don't worry, it works out quite well for me to be honest, I'll have fewer dishes to wash.     Lisa: I will show up at your house, ring the doorbell until you give up and let me in.     Y/N: I'm only kidding. Is 7 agreeable for everyone?     Chaeyoung: Sure.     Jisoo: Yep.     Lisa:^     Jennie: K.     Y/N: I'll see you all later then.   *****   I stared at the contents strewn on the countertop. I had dug deep in the cabinets of the kitchen, extracting every bit of food I found. Spaghetti, tomato sauce, long pasta, spiral pasta and ravioli among other miscellaneous food items scattered the counter around me. Putting back the food I didn't intend to use, I a pot of water to boil.     Well, it looks like it Italian tonight.     And by that, I mean pasta with sauce.     Picking up the jar of tomato sauce, I grimaced sourly at the product. My Mom had not yet done the weekly shop, resources were low at the moment, meaning my options for tonight's meal were somewhat limited.     "Whatcha doing?" The all too cheery voice of Bobby inquired from behind my shoulder.     Turning around, I came face to face with my brother as he balanced on one-foot whilst attempting to catch skittle's in his mouth.     "Cooking."     ", is the world ending?" Bobby joked, earning a harsh glare from me in return.     "I wouldn't worry because you're not going to be eating it," I retorted, opening up the jar of tomato sauce and emptying it into a pot.     "Aren't you mean to make the sauce from fresh ingredients?"     "Nope," I said, turning up the heat of the boiling pasta. "My cooking is barely passable. I don't want anyone to get food poisoning."     Bobby blinked and then smirked as if he had just realised something very important. "So you have people coming round tonight?"     "Just Jisoo, Jennie, Chaeyoung and Lisa."     Bobby opened his mouth to speak before he could I held my hand up to stop him. "No, you can't join us."     "What? Where am I meant to go then? The guys are busy tonight."     "Your room?"     H
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SUPER SURPRISE UPDATE!!! I'm back, kinda, ish, maybe, a little bit. A nice lil filler chapter for ya to get me back into the groove. Only one substantive chapter left after this. Might do an epilogue - always wanted to do an epilogue.

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Lina_99
#1
I hope you finish the story author-nim
Fire_trek 302 streak #2
Chapter 40: I just found this story and read it in one day I’m glad you came back! Talk about a legendary return! Brilliant work author nim!
Craazy_hippo
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I havent checked this website for a while now and came across your update when I suddenly remembered its existence. A pleasant surprise!
Mustafina
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Chapter 40: Now what was this ending 🤣
jjjiminiep #5
Chapter 40: What the hell?!?!?! OMG Ur back!!!!!!!
Blink___ #6
Chapter 39: Actualizarrrrr
Craazy_hippo
#7
Chapter 39: wicked cliffhanger

Btw, this fic ends with the prom, right
Craazy_hippo
#8
Chapter 29: lol Blackpink members bribing with Red Velvet tickets
Craazy_hippo
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Chapter 2: wow so this is what winning the lottery feels like XD
AriaLoveLisaBp #10
Chapter 39: UPDATE!!!