Straight Kids (plus 8 gays)

 

 

*hairflip* deleted squirrelTM

 

 

*hairflip* deleted bottom#1

 

 

*hairflip* deleted chinbig

 

 

*hairflip* deleted sirlicksalot

 

 

*hairflip* deleted bangingwoojin

 

 

*hairflip* deleted bottom#2

 

 

*hairflip*: so

 

nope: why am i still here

 

*hairflip*: cuz you're the only braincell in this godforsaken chat

 

nope: amen

 

meanhoe: ik what im doing hyunjin

 

meanhoe adds chinbig to the chat

 

*hairflip*: youre literally dating all the girls jisung likes so that he can't date them

 

chinbig: holy

 

meanhoe: and whose idea is that

 

nope: goddamnit miNHO DROP THE KNIFE

 

chinbig: okay first of all how do you know all the girls jisung likes

 

nope: jisung prob tells him and then goes to the nearest bathroom to freshen up or smth and then minho flirts with the girl while jisung is preoccupied and then turns his back as jisung asks the girl out and then the girl says she's taken

 

nope: he prob doesn't tell his name to the girl and flirt with her so that she a) forgets that she doesn't know his name and b)can't expose minho

 

meanhoe: goddamnit hyunjin

 

chinbig: so should i like-

 

meanhoe: say anything about this to anybody else and i will personally cut off changbin jr

 

nope: minho deep breaths

 

nope: also watch out jisung's trying to look at your screen

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

chinbig: t

 

*hairflip*: nice thinking their chinbig

 

chinbig: felix saw my screen before i spammed

 

*hairflip*: goddamnit chinbig

 

nope: goddamnit chinbig

 

meanhoe: say adios to jr

 

*hairflip*: well theres not point now

 

 

*hairflip* adds sirlickalot to the chat

 

 

sirlicksalot: mINHO WHAT

 

meanhoe: okay in my defense

 

meanhoe: when changbin hugged me

 

meanhoe: i woke up with a sharpie on my forehead

 

meanhoe: be more creative at least

 

meanhoe: you didn't even put hair

 

chinbig: felix...

 

sirlicksalot: im soweeeeeeeeeee (●´ω｀●)

 

chinbig: you're adorable you know that right

 

sirlicksalot: ik ≧◡≦

 

meanhoe: im just gonna

 

meanhoe: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

 

*hairflip*:  =U

 

nope: =U

 

nope: how dare you ruin the beautiful couple relationship

 

nope: when you yourself are literally dating girls for 5 seconds just so that jisung isn't taken

 

meanhoe: shut the up and get your ing face out of my ing business

 

*hairflip*: woojin-hyung is the only one who can say minho drop the knife without getting skewered so idk what to do

 

 

nope has been renamed to riphyung

 

 

sirlicksalot: doot doot doot dooooooooot (hunger games salute)