Straight Kids (plus 8 gays)

 

 

meanhoe has entered the chat

 

 

meanhoe: who was the er who came up with the chat name

 

meanhoe: wtf why is my name meanhoe

 

meanhoe: HYUNJIN YOU ER

 

 

*hairflip* has entered the chat

 

 

*hairflip*: call me anything other than king and your name is gonna be hoe4jisung

 

meanhoe: hoe n o

 

*hairflip*: hoe yes

 

 

squirrel™️ has entered the chat

 

 

squirrel™️: damnit hyunjin

 

 

chinbig has entered the chat

 

 

chinbig: damnit hyunjin

 

 

bottom#1 has entered the chat

 

 

bottom#1: damnit hyunjin

 

 

sirlicksalot has entered the chat

 

 

sirlicksalot: damnit hyunjin

 

 

bangingwoojin has entered the chat

 

 

bangingwoojin: damnit hyunjin

 

 

bottom#2 has entered the chat

 

 

bottom#2: gosh diddly darn it hyunjin

 

 

woochin has entered the chat

 

 

woochin: hyunjin come to the kitchen

 

*hairflip*: no thx i can see everybody waiting to kill me there

 

*hairflip*: I can see minho grabbing a knife

 

squirrel™️: minho n o

 

meanhoe: minho y e s

 

bottom#1: minho yes

 

woochin: minho put the knife down

 

woochin has been renamed intellectual

 

intellectual: hyunjin change everybody's names to appropriate ones or i swear to our Sunday chicken tradition i will let minho at you

 

intellectual has been renamed nope

 

nope: you're dead

 

meanhoe: i hate you but you're screwed

 

bottom#1: hyunjin i WILL top

 

bangingwoojin: COVER THE CHILDREN'S EYES

 

squirrel™️: THAT WAS FROM THE CHILDREN

 

bangingwoojin:

 

nope: CHAN N O

 

*hairflip*: okay i love everybody not killing me but im just gonna ask

 

*harflip*: where is chinbig and sirlicksalot

 

meanhoe: wait

 

meanhoe: wait they aren't in the kitchen with us

 

squirrel™️: minho what are you implying

 

bottom#2: HYUNJIN SAVE ME

 

*hairflip*: ASK SEUNGMIN

 

bottom#1: HYUNJIN HELP YOUR FELLOW BOTTOM

 

*hairflip*: I AINT BOTTOMING ANYTIME SOON BOTTOM

 

bottom#2: I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

 

bottom#2: AND I SEE CHANGLIX

 

bottom#1: NO COVER YOUR EYES IM COMING

 

*hairflip*: MOVE THAT'S MY BOTTOM IM COMING FOR

 

bottom#1: MOVE YOUR NOODLE FASTER THEN

 

*hairflip*:

 

squirrel™️: it being single

 

squirrel™️: like everytime i try and flirt with a girl theyre taken

 

 

*hairflip*: wait hold on