[somi > leechae]
 

somi: psst

somi: leechae listen

somi: i just got the brightest idea ever

leechae: does it involve memes and JYPE building

somi: what

somi: what no

somi: what do you take me for i hold no grudges

leechae:

somi:

leechae:

somi:

leechae:

somi: if it involves memes and JYPE building i would’ve included daehwi

leechae: oh that’s right

leechae: alright then spill

somi: okay WHAT IF

somi: we make a group chat

somi: an ioiz*one group chat

leechae:

leechae: first off eunbi-unnie would kill me,

somi: so would nayoung-unnie to me, your point?

leechae: and there would be two chaeyeons in the room,

somi: the perfect recipe for hilarious disaster, i’d say

leechae: yena will have a gay panic because she likes you all,

somi: honestly from what i know about her that sounds like a daily occurrence

leechae: you’re right but you shouldn’t say it

somi: you’re too focused on the negatives listen

somi: we might be able to give you, our sweet juniors, good advices

leechae: your advice for my first public performance is literally ‘wing it’

somi: by we i meant the unnie-line not me

leechae: should have specified the first time

somi: and then you could share your concerns with us we are all good listeners

leechae: are you sure you aren’t just looking for tea

somi: i mean if y’all have some then that’s a bonus

leechae: i’m going to Hell for this

somi: don’t worry i’ll accompany you

somi: unless you’re going with sakura

somi: for which case i will have to respectfully decline

somi: i don’t want to thirdwheel as i pass away, no sir

leechae: this gc is bad news and you’re one of the reasons why

somi: that’s fair

 

-

 

somi created a group chat.
 

somi added sejeong, yoojung, chungha, sohye, jungchae, doyeon, jieqiong, mina, nayoung, yeonjung, and leechae to the group chat.
 

somi named the group chat: ioiz*one
 

leechae: i apologize in advance for relenting support to this idea.
 

leechae added wonyoung, sakura, yuri, yena, yujin, nako, eunbi, hyewon, hitomi, chaewon, and minjoo to the group chat.
 

somi: you have nothing to apologize for

somi: IIIIIITS SHOWTIME!!!

yujin: oh

yujin: OH

doyeon: o waddup

mina: hell

mina: o

yujin: sunbaenims hello!

yujin: please give me a second i need to

yujin: get others to appear

leechae: upon seeing this gc they simultaneously dropped their phones and are too scared to touch it now

yujin: same here in dorm #2

somi: HAH

yoojung: owo whats this

yeonjung: owo whats this

jieqiong: owo whats this

nayoung: somi…

somi: those three are the one being furries and i’m the one getting the blame

nayoung: i was going to pin down the gc on you not the owos

sejeong: hello i smell friendships and wholesomeness

sohye: i smell cheese ramyeon

chungha: did you sneak into your restaurant’s kitchen again

sohye: no!

chungha:

sohye: yes :c

jungchae: oh!!!

jungchae: our beloved iz*one hello it’s nice to meet you again! ^^

nayoung: alright might as well

nayoung: hello i’m im nayoung the unfortunate leader of ioi and pristin

sohye: i’m kim sohye please don’t be too shy to talk to us you are all probably better dancers than me!

mina: i’m kang mina!!!

chungha: i’m kim chungha and i like watching you guys on stage! iz*one fighting!

yoojung: i’m choi yoojung and my dream is to have a one-day swap with yuri

doyeon: i’m kim doyeon, yoojung is my armrest

jieqiong: i’m zhou joo kyulkyung pinky jieqiong depending on the weather!

yeonjung: i’m high notes first yoo yeonjung second

somi: jeon somi at your service!!!

sejeong: i’m kim sejeong and i’m also known as -stealer
 

somi deleted the group chat.

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: i’m so sorry

 

-

 

[ioi is a crying emoji]
 

chungha: sejeong what the

sejeong: I PANICKED

somi: FRIENDSHIPS AND WHOLESOMENESS MY

somi: -STEALER

mina: unnie this is why you’ll forever be stuck communicating via emails

mina: long editorial duration and a lot of intervals in-between messages

somi: i have sinned and will never be able to look at leechae in the face ever again

jungchae: /pics of lee chaeyeon doing LVER’s dance break in MAMA/

somi: damn look at her go

jungchae: and now you’re cured

jungchae: you can look at her in the face from pictures you can look at her in the face in real life

somi: chae-unnie you’re my saviour in this world and the next

somi: blease accept my uwu

jungchae: accepted <3

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

hitomi: i have so many questions

chaewon: i feel like we have just gone through a mass fever-dream

eunbi: that wasn’t real

eunbi: there’s no way it was real

yena: did we just simultaneously dream all that

nako: why can’t we have a mass fever-dream about TWICE

sakura: me but with Red Velvet

hyewon: me but with One Piece

wonyoung: forkin,, weeb

chaeyeon: where has wonyoung’s innocence gone to

yujin: when has wonyoung ever been innocent

wonyoung: please i’m baby

yuri: i just discovered that my dream is to swap for one day with yoojung-sunbaenim

minjoo: the only speck of light in this strange fever-dream

chaeyeon: guys that was not

eunbi: i revoked your right to speak

eunbi: it WAS a fever-dream

eunbi: in this house we don’t accept any other explanation

yujin: it’s all just rumor rumor rumor

yuri: gossip gossip gossip

yena: eunbi-unnie just doesn’t want to accept the possibility that sejeong-sunbaenim, her role model, would say ‘-stealer’ with her own mouth in wonyoung’s presence

yena: we ask for your understanding everyone it’s been hard for her

chaewon: this is so sad alexa play naekkoya piano ver

 

-

 

[ioi is a crying emoji]
 

doyeon: wait does this mean the gc is forever deleted

doyeon: i was looking forward to test out jo yuri’s armrest ability

yoojung: i hope you suffocate from all the air pollution airplanes give out

somi: i mean i can try again i g u e s s

somi: but let’s leave sejeong-unnie at the door this time

mina: bet

sohye: deal

nayoung: approved

jieqiong: stamped official by the government

yeonjung: sealed and accepted by the human population

sejeong: betrayed by my own family

jungchae: as you should be

chungha: just be glad we didn’t disown you yet

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: 2nd try?

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

chaeyeon: eunbi-unnie i’ve got some bad news for you

 

-

 

somi created a group chat.
 

somi added sejeong, yoojung, chungha, sohye, jungchae, doyeon, jieqiong, mina, nayoung, yeonjung, and leechae to the group chat.
 

somi named the group chat: ioiz*one season 2
 

somi: sejeong-unnie we’re leaving you at the door
 

leechae added wonyoung, sakura, yuri, yena, yujin, nako, eunbi, hyewon, hitomi, chaewon, and minjoo to the group chat.
 

sejeong: look i can explain why the -stealer title exists

somi: WE LEFT YOU AT THE DOOR

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

chaewon: rip eunbi-unnie’s attempt at denial press f to pay respect

sakura: f

wonyoung: f

yena: f

yujin: f

nako: f

hyewon: f

hitomi: f

minjoo: f

yuri: f

chaeyeon: f

eunbi: just end me

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

sejeong: it’s not like what it seems i promise

yujin: are we allowed to judge

somi: go ahead

nayoung: feel free

chungha: don’t show mercy on her

sejeong: i’m truly feeling the love guys thanks

mina: unnie you brought this upon yourself

sejeong: LISTEN

sejeong: during one of my day-off i found a cat once and petted it

sejeong: but then the owner came and angrily yelled that i’m a -stealer

sejeong: but the cat got frightened by the yell and nyoomed away so

sejeong: the owner rushed off to chase it the end

yoojung: 2/5 not enough drama and misleading premise

doyeon: 1/5 not enough drama, misleading premise, and no cat in the end

eunbi: …i’m glad it’s just a misunderstanding

yena: she really is glad

chaewon: eunbi-unnie almost cried

yuri: she was so betrayed

yujin: because eunbi-unnie put so much faith in sejeong-sunbaenim

chungha: i hope it’s not too late to inform you that putting a lot of faith in sejeong is a horrible decision

sejeong: HEY

minjoo: it’s fine she’s okay now

wonyoung: yes she heaved a big relieved sigh after reading

yujin: i can confirm i’m the sigh

eunbi: google search how do i disown my group members

nayoung: mnet didn’t tell you in the leader manual either?

yena: there’s a leader manual?

eunbi: yes there is,

eunbi: and no they didn’t,

eunbi: so it’s a recurring problem?

eunbi: and it’s still not fixed??

eunbi: after two seasons???

hitomi: that sounds like mnet indeed

yoojung: we been knew

sohye: we don’t expect anything and we’re still let down

somi: this is so heartwarming

leechae: being united under our mutual hate to mnet is heartwarming?

somi: yes

doyeon: yes

sakura: yes

leechae: you’re damn right it is yes

wonyoung: but for this instance we’d all be disowned if messnet wasn’t a mess

yuri: she’s right everyone say thank you messnet

sakura: thank

nako: t**nk you snakenet

eunbi: oh

eunbi: since the sunbaenims have introduced themselves it’s our turn now

jieqiong: ah no need we already know everyone!

jungchae: we rabb.itted the episodes together when we could :)

chungha: the twelve of you have done a good job on the show, i’m sorry i couldn’t be there for finale but congratulations!

doyeon: iz*one let’s walk on the flower path!!!

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

yujin: SCREAMS

yuri: i’m crying our sunbaenims are so precious

chaewon: we don’t deserve them

wonyoung: our j-line is holding a meeting trying their best to keep up with the gc

sakura: we have joined the power of our three foreign brains

nako: we are touched too but in a slow motion

yena: HFKSJFKJKS

minjoo: HHHHHH

yena: TOUCHED IN A SLOW MOTION

minjoo: i can’t  br eathe

chaeyeon: i’ll join you j-line where you at

hitomi: the big room unnie!

chaeyeon: on my way

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

eunbi: so there’s no way to disown my members?

nayoung: i’m afraid not, my condolences

nayoung: stock up on aspirin to treat headaches, you can do it

wonyoung: would you really disown us when it comes to that though :(((

eunbi: w e l l

chaewon: she won’t eunbi-unnie is a softie

eunbi: disowned

chaewon: i’m one of the sanest people in this group and you chose to disown me,

eunbi: …i retract my previous statement

doyeon: what a déjà vu

somi: nayoung-unnie used to fail at disowning chungha-unnie for the same reason too

chungha: way to go chaewon!!!

chaewon: :D

 

-

 

[ioi is a crying emoji]
 

somi: chungha-unnie

somi: leechae would like me to relay to you, ‘please don’t encourage her’

chungha: then i must do the opposite and give her my full support

sejeong: the hamster of the group is jo yuri why did you swerve to the radish

yoojung: isn’t the one gunning for the hamsters you jeong-unnie

jungchae: oh that’s right first chungha then wendy-sunbaenim

jieqiong: we’re getting there y’all

nayoung: we’re slowly cracking the code

mina: whatthe is that really how it works

mina: sejeong-unnie I Can’t Believe

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

doyeon: yuri sweetie beware of ahjusshis with surname kim and angelic voice

yuri: i

nako: that’s oddly specific

yujin: hsfhgdjhsf doyeon-sunbaenim did you mean sejeong-sunbaenim

mina: [breaking news] sejeong-unnie almost set our kitchen on fire just to reach her phone in time

sejeong: i can explain

sohye: do we want it

doyeon: sounds so-so

jieqiong: i’m having second thoughts

hitomi: america eggsplain

chungha: as per hitomi’s request sejeong’s right to speak is revoked

chungha: america, your turn to take the stand

yeonjung: we’re waiting, america

yena: eunbi-unnie is having a

somi: o what happened

leechae: she’s getting a culture shock i think

leechae: complete with a heavy sense of foreboding

nayoung: yes, eunbi

nayoung: this is, in fact, exactly what your future looks like

nayoung: a lot of shenanigans and questionable conversations

nayoung: stupid accidents and dumb life decisions you can’t prevent 24/7

nayoung: if you were anything like us you’d need to anticipate broken kitchen tools and random sudden parties at the middle of the night too

nayoung: fighting

jieqiong: [wipes a tear] she’s so supportive and gentle

yoojung: that’s a funny way to spell ‘completely traumatizing and ruthless’

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: is she really having a

leechae: i’m in a different dorm and i have to rely on yujin or yena or chaewon’s account

leechae: the first two aren’t reliable sources

leechae: chaewon is usually reliable but the encouragement from chungha-sunbaenim can change things

leechae: there’s hyewon but she’s too invested in foods to notice the trainwreck around her

leechae: then there’s minjoo… but she is easily influenced by yujin so it’s kind of a gamble to trust her

somi: god sounds like an absolute mess  I  Love  It

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

hyewon: i wish i cried macaroni

hyewon: i would get free macaroni and then i would be so happy that i’d cry from happiness and make more macaroni

sakura: are you okay

yena: she accidentally dropped her mac and cheese

wonyoung: f

chaewon: f

yuri: f

hyewon: ;;____________;;

nako: that’s my guardian angel scorning you for eating mac and cheese while i’m on diet

yujin: hHSFHFFJF

chaeyeon: i swear at the time of translation i didn’t know that she was going to use that sentence on you

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

nayoung: i watched some of your vlives too

eunbi: w

eunbi: we’re honoured,,

yujin: we really are

yena: i’m actually tearing up

yuri: me too;;;

leechae: is it senior’s job to make their juniors cry;;;;;

nayoung: it’s nothing! i have quite a lot of free time nowadays

jieqiong: obligatory pledis where’s our comeback you nasty buttface

doyeon: [gasps] jieqiong-unnie!

doyeon: the FBI will get your message

yeonjung: the FBI will nod in agreement

yoojung: exactly

doyeon: you know what you’re right

hitomi: pledis they can rot in Hell!

sohye: [gasps]

somi: [gasps]

mina: [gasps]

nako: [gasps]

eunbi: HII-CHAN

leechae: i swear i didn’t know she would use that sentence in here

hitomi: i love Get It :(

jieqiong: Get It loves you too :’)

hitomi: ono

hitomi: my heart just stuttered

nayoung: i’m adopting her

eunbi: not on my watch

eunbi: you are a sunbae but i WILL fight you for hii-chan

nayoung: wAH

eunbi: WAHHH

nayoung: WAAAAAHHHH!

eunbi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

hyewon: are these super saiyan scream

chaewon: this drama just got spicy

nayoung: okay but wait

nayoung: she can have more than one parent

eunbi: oh

eunbi: you’re absolutely right

eunbi: and she deserves a lot of love

nayoung: you’re totally correct

nayoung: we’re in full agreement then

eunbi: [shakes hands] yes we are

chaewon: this drama just got a lot less spicy

yuri: thank god

yuri: i can’t handle spiciness

yena: yes we know miss i-wash-ddeokbokki-because-my-tongue-can’t-handle

sohye: YOU WASH DDEOKBOKKI

sohye: what a fascinating penguin

yuri: i

yuri: thank you

yena: on that note i love Get It too please adopt me :(

nayoung: you remind me of eunwoo too much so i’m hesitation

yena: how—

jieqiong: loud, touchy-feely, tries to appear tough but fail within 10 seconds, gay as Hell

nayoung: and that’s only the abridged version

chungha: i’m sending this to eunwoo

yena: i

yena: i need to meet eunwoo-sunbaenim i see

nayoung: eunbi do you want yena to get gayer

eunbi: please no

nayoung: then never allow that meeting to happen

yujin: will yena-unnie get to meet her newest role-model?

yujin: find out next week in dragonball z!

somi: i approve of this group being our successor

leechae: it’s supposed to make me happy but i sense headache too

somi: this is why you should join the crazy line instead of being the responsible one

wonyoung: i love Get It too please adopt me!

nayoung: Adopted

jieqiong: confirmed

yena: this is yenaphobia

yuri: sounds like something i’d have

yena: b-but :(((

yuri: i’m just joking yena-unnie

sakura: i

sakura: i love Red Velvet

jieqiong: Valid

jieqiong: let’s go out and discuss Red Velvet over meals someday! :D

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: don’t worry jieqiong-unnie promises that it won’t be a date

leechae: I WASN’T WORRIED

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

chaewon: it’s 10pm time for wonyoung to sleep

somi: i’m cRYING

somi: YOU HAVE A CURFEW TOO

wonyoung: yes!!!

wonyoung: did you know how many vlives i missed out on;;;

somi: OMGGG STAY STRONG

somi: i’m having war flashbacks

somi: curfew . horrible thing

yoojung: ah then sleep well iz*one’s maknae!

wonyoung: thank you! it’s nice to meet you sunbaenims! <3

sohye: no need to call us sunbaenims just call us unnies!

sejeong: what sohye said!

wonyoung: ah but this gc isn’t a schedule though why do i have to

eunbi: wonyoungie you have school tomorrow

wonyoung: school lives!
 

one message was deleted.
 

eunbi: what did it say i didn’t catch it

sejeong: [writes down] iz*one’s leader has a speed rivalling chungha-unnie

chungha: i’m kinda slow on technology

eunbi: hsjlshfjhfs

wonyoung: it’s nothing eunbi-unnie i’m going sleep :>

wonyoung: yujin-unnie needs to sleep too!

yujin: you TRAITOR

yujin: i didn’t purposely stay silent just to get dragged out like this!!!

mina: lesson #1 – nothing escapes the leader’s notice she will know sooner or later

yeonjung: i /poop emoji/ you not

jungchae: whats the purpose of that emoji my child

yeonjung: to help getting the point across

leechae: NAKO WHY ARE YOU TAKING NOTES

somi: i’m so sorry you will get a lot more headache from now on

nayoung: don't worry, eunbi, this is only the tip of the iceberg

jieqiong: you’re getting really good at this motivational thingy, unnie

chaewon: motivational where

 

-

 

[ioi is a crying emoji]
 

somi: nevermind chungha-unnie i support you supporting chaewon

chungha: i know you’d see the light

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

sejeong: alright so students who have school tomorrow should sleep now!

sejeong: good night babs, sweet dreams!

minjoo: i don’t have school but i will need to retire too ^^;; to make sure yujin sleeps

yoojung: gay activity

doyeon: gay activity

sohye: gay activity

mina: gay activity

minjoo: wait no—

yujin: :D!

minjoo: YOU’RE NOT HELPING

yena: gay activity

yuri: we been knew

sakura: [acts surprised]

wonyoung: i don’t know if i’m gay or not

nayoung: i thought you already went to sleep

wonyoung: the ceiling distracts me :(

somi: it’s okay to not know right away, giant baby!!!

yoojung: yeet discover in your own pace

leechae: what they said, wonyoungie!

somi: the third month i was in ioi i decided that i’m mayonnaise

leechae:

doyeon: hashtag truestory

chaewon: that’s actually so inspiring

eunbi: if chaewon said so then it must be true

chungha: didn’t you say that in the show too?

eunbi: yes,

yuri: ahhh you even memorized it that’s so;;;

chungha: of course i memorized it

chungha: we watched the finale thrice because we like to hurt ourselves!

jungchae: we really did

sohye: i /poop emoji/ you not

nayoung: please don’t make this a thing

somi: i didn’t stay mayonnaise for long

somi: i’m still figuring things out too :3c

wonyoung: i will discover it when the time comes, then, got it!

wonyoung: thank you unnies :3c

wonyoung: i love you!

sejeong: we love you too!

mina: even though i hoped you wouldn’t get infected with :3c

wonyoung: ehe

jieqiong: if you have any concerns or need someone to listen to your worries, just hit one of us up

jieqiong: or heck send a message in this gc if somi didn’t dissolve it

somi: i most certainly would not

somi: it’s there to stay m’dudes

jungchae: we’ll do our best to help!

mina: don’t hesitate to approach us ^^

nako: ioi-unnies

nako: i’m really glad to have been able to meet you, the shining stars that paved the road we are walking on /sparkling heart emoji/

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: nako just sent our ioi gc into a whole uwu mood what kind of witchcraft

leechae: ah yes she tends to have that effect on people

leechae: hitomi too

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

hitomi: i’m looking forward to learn a lot from you!

hitomi: please take care of me and our group,

hitomi: the eleven of you is like the guardian angels for iz*one!

hitomi: /four leaf clover emoji/

 

-

 

[somi > leechae]
 

somi: yes thank you for the heads up

leechae: did it help

somi: [crying] no none of us were ready what the it’s like the ultimate uwu

leechae: PFFFT

leechae: ah i meant ahem

leechae: my condolences

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

nayoung: and now the gc has calmed a bit

eunbi: the loud one is gone

yena: whatthe unnie im still hERE

yuri: she meant yujin

yuri: but thank you for acknowledging that you’re loud

yoojung: is this [points at the two] unresolved

sakura: HAH

leechae: HDSJHFLSDJKF

yena: no we

yuri: i

somi: of course yoojung-unnie would know she had it for like the entirety of produce 101 and a few months of ioi

yoojung: disowned

doyeon: disowned

somi: thank you for confirming the parties who are involved to us

chungha: i’m choking

sejeong: please don’t choke

sakura: is that why our season had a ‘no unnecessary skinship’ rule?

jieqiong: HAHKJDHJSFKSLF

jieqiong: THAT RULE

nayoung: that’s a can of worms no one wants to open

somi: i hollered when i first heard about it

yeonjung: i yodelled

mina: she really did we all heard it through rabb.it

nayoung: and no we’re not telling anything

sohye: we’re protecting you by not telling anything

jungchae: trust us you wouldn’t want to know

hyewon: i want to know

jungchae: child no

eunbi: we’re sorry hyewon has very little sense of self-preservation

nayoung: it’s fine

nayoung: our sense of duty is higher

sejeong: we won’t tell you!

eunbi: haha hyewont

yena:

yuri:

sakura:

leechae:

hyewon: we’re sorry eunbi-unnie is deep into dad jokes

somi: boi

 

-

 

[gheiz*one]
 

yena: google search how do i disown my own leader

eunbi: ; - ;

chaeyeon: the second oldest is sakura and she would rather do produce 48 all over again than being a leader

sakura: that’s right

yena: google search how do i double-disown the leader position

chaeyeon: the third oldest is hyewon and she would trade you for food

hyewon: food is essential for survival i’m sorry

yena:

yena: we’ll bear the dad jokes and embarrassments then

eunbi: i can’t believe that’s the reason i’m allowed to stay a leader

chaeyeon: you’re the lesser evil unnie congrats

eunbi: thanks! i hate it

 

-

 

[ioiz*one season 2]
 

yuri: oh but! but! wait then that means dodaeng is!

yoojung: oops?

sejeong: lol i mean

sejeong: you equated your feelings about your ideal type to the feeling you get whenever doyeon laughs

mina: gay

sohye: gay

jieqiong: gay

yeonjung: gay

doyeon: i should hope so

yoojung: i

yoojung: HHHHH

yuri: it’s fine we won’t tell anyone i’m just amazed

yena: my role models

yena: i love

chungha: yeah dodaeng is pretty amazing

yoojung: stoppppp im shy

doyeon: she really is she’s hiding behind me

yoojung: DO YOU NEED TO TELL THEM

doyeon: oops? :>

eunbi: isn’t it hard?

eunbi: i meant,

doyeon: at times yes but

doyeon: yoojung's smiles outweigh the pain

jieqiong: this is what we meant by doyeon’s an internet novel writer

doyeon: you’re just jealous i can write heart-fluttering sentences

nayoung: dodaeng’s also lucky enough that they’re from the same company

sakura: that’s amazing

hitomi: i wish i was lucky enough to not fall for the straight member of the group
 

one message was deleted.
 

jungchae: oh

sejeong: o

chungha: oh no

eunbi: what

eunbi: did i miss something?

yena: someone sent a message and deleted? i didn’t catch it

hyewon: neither did i

yuri:

sakura:

leechae:

somi: i left to pee and what did i come back to

 

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[sakura > hitomi]
 

sakura: hey

sakura: hii-chan?

sakura: i’m here if you want to talk

sakura: i caught it

sakura: your message

sakura: i just want to let you know that i got your back, okay?

sakura: <3

 

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[ioi is a crying emoji]
 

yoojung: the straight member of the group?

yoojung: who tho

somi: what

somi: what are we talking about

doyeon: ssom when wizones say the straight member of the group who do they mean

somi: oh it’s chungha-unnie’s bias

somi: why?

doyeon: bless you and your habit to lurk on stan twitter

chungha: chaewon is the straight member of the group?

nayoung: that’s heteronormativity

jieqiong: should we advise her to find out herself first

somi: why are we advising chaewon to discover where she is on gay scale

mina: but how though

sohye: it can be awkward for all parties involved to just up and ask hey u gay

sejeong: i can teach her

chungha: no

chungha: you literally dropped a ton of gay movie references on me to figure me out

somi: wait so we’re advising someone to find out chaewon’s gayness?

sejeong: but it worked!

chungha: you still didn’t know the answer until i literally kissed you

sejeong:

sejeong: that maybe so

jungchae: this is why no one should attempt to rewrite history in chungha’s presence

jungchae: she has receipts

chungha: damn right i do

somi: hello i’m confusion give me context anyone Blease

 

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[yuri > chaewon]
 

yuri: are you asleep?

chaewon: not yet

yuri:

yuri: then did you

chaewon: yes, i caught it

chaewon: but

chaewon: she could have meant nako,

yuri: nako literally based her pick for group evaluation on who she thought was cute

yuri: no fans would claim she straight

yuri: not if they saw the clip of nayoung’s elimination too

yuri: like even i thought nako had (has?) a crush on her

chaewon:

chaewon: i guess,

yuri: so

yuri: uhh u gay?

yuri: you don’t have to answer i just

chaewon: i don’t know, yuri

chaewon: but

chaewon: i like her too

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

nayoung: dear quick sender earlier

nayoung: all we can offer for advice is to be certain of everything first

nayoung: find out for yourself before dooming your heart into endless ache

yena: w

yena: what you caught it

jieqiong: we all caught it

sohye: we used to delete messages every time for playful shades or light teas!

mina: or (not so) secret flirting

sejeong: by that she meant me

jungchae: yeah we’re already used to it now

somi: i only failed because i just got back from peeing

eunbi: oh

eunbi: we still have a long way to go then

chungha: it’s not going to be tested on variety shows so take your time

leechae: i support nayoung-sunbaenim’s advice!

hyewon: you caught it too?

nayoung: please just call me unnie

leechae: ^^

leechae: messaging with somi and daehwi surprisingly has its perks

sakura: sender fighting!

yena: YOU TOO?

sakura: the power of the real unnie-line

yena: HJSHFLKJF

eunbi: sakura that’s like

eunbi: eliminating everyone except chaeyeon and yourself

chaewon: no i

chaewon: caught it too

leechae: The

doyeon: o boi

 

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[chaewon > hitomi]
 

chaewon: hitomi

chaewon: i know you’re still awake

chaewon: why aren’t you taking nayoung-sunbaenim’s advice?

chaewon: hey

chaewon:

chaewon:

chaewon: hitomi?

chaewon: okay

chaewon: okay,

chaewon: if you don’t want to respond

chaewon: that’s okay

chaewon: this is scary as Hell but

chaewon: i will just say that

chaewon: no

chaewon: i need you to know that

chaewon: if your deleted message was about me,

chaewon: then you are wrong

chaewon: because i like you [not sent]

chaewon: because i fall for you somehow [not sent]

chaewon: because the gnawing ache in my heart whenever i realize how empty my hands are is keyed to you [not sent]

chaewon: because

chaewon: i don’t think i’m straight.

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

hitomi: guardian angel unnies i need help
 

one message was deleted.
 

hitomi: how do i respond when it turns out that i’m fundamentally wrong and suddenly nothing is certain anymore
 

one message was deleted.
 

mina: /eyes emoji/

sohye: /eyes emoji/

doyeon: /eyes emoji/

yoojung: /eyes emoji/

eunbi: what

nayoung: did you miss the messages again

eunbi: THERE WERE MESSAGES?

yena: i think our connection is just

leechae: i caught them tho

yuri: me too

hyewon: i caught the spaghetti i almost dropped

hyewon: not today satan

jieqiong: [dramatically gasps]

jieqiong: spaghetti at this hour

jieqiong: i want

yoojung: my advice is to edit the relevant wikipedia page to insert arguments supporting your side and wing it

sejeong: mine is ‘new phone who dis’

somi: ‘but do YOU think pineapples belong on pizza’

doyeon: ‘to Hell with opinions let’s settle this with rock-paper-scissors’

nayoung: this is why i said i don’t have much faith in us

 

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[hitomi > chaewon]
 

hitomi: oh unnie it’s nothing just forget it [not sent]

hitomi: who are you not straight for? [not sent]

hitomi: is it minjoo? [not sent]

hitomi: i’m sorry hitomi is already sleeping this is her hologram speaking [not sent]

hitomi: new phone who dis

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

chaewon: guardian angel unnies, i need help
 

one message was deleted.
 

chaewon: what do i do if someone ‘new phone who dis’-ed me?
 

one message was deleted.
 

eunbi: i sAW THAT

eunbi: FINALLY

jungchae: whoo congratulations!

yoojung: you are evolving!

eunbi: but i still have no idea what’s going on

eunbi: like who’s the first sender

somi: you’ll get there

yena: unnie i didn’t catch it please whisper to me what you saw

yuri: weak

yena: EXCUSE ME

yuri: excused

jieqiong: hsfhsjkhjf

doyeon: reply with ‘your destiny’

yoojung: god you’re so oily why do i like you

eunbi: reply with ‘an iz*one member’

mina:

doyeon:

yoojung:

jieqiong:

jungchae:

nayoung: you’ll get there

eunbi: i

eunbi: i’m sorry (;; .    .)/||

chungha: it’s okay keep trying

somi: reply with ‘someone you’d love to know’

sohye: is that how mayonnaise flirts

mina: are we flirting now

sejeong: did i hear Flirt!

chungha: no you’re not allowed to give your input

sejeong: :(

leechae: sakura please stop taking notes

sakura: i did no such things!

yuri: she did such things i’m a witness

sohye: reply with ‘maybe not your today but hopefully your tomorrow’

yena: i’m stealing that line

yuri: of course you are

yeonjung: two people above please just go out already

nayoung: dear sender i’m sure we are of no help and for that i truly apologize

 

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[chaewon > hitomi]
 

chaewon: maybe not your today but hopefully your tomorrow

hitomi: i

hitomi: i can’t believe you used that

hitomi: yena-unnie will be mad that you used it first

chaewon: i’ll be sure to make yuri my shield

chaewon: or you can hide me in your room

hitomi: hmmm

hitomi: i don’t know, unnie

hitomi: do i want to hide you in my room?

chaewon: you’ll have one less person liking you if you let me die

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

leechae: this is so sad alexa play you’re in love, right?

somi: /eyes emoji/

mina: /eyes emoji/

sohye: /eyes emoji/

doyeon: /eyes emoji/

yoojung: /eyes emoji/

yena: WHO IS IN LOVE WHAT

eunbi: i have so many questions

hyewon: it’s me i’m in love with food

jungchae: i’m sure that’s mina’s motto at some point

mina: unnie don’t expose me like that :[

yuri: congratulations first sender for your first gay panic

leechae: bold of you to assume it’s her first

eunbi: wait i

yena: don’t tell me

eunbi: is the first sender—

yena: are we actually talking about—

eunbi: yena are you thinking who i’m thinking

yena: it depends eunbi-unnie are you thinking who i’m thinking you’re thinking

eunbi: as long as you are thinking who i’m thinking you’re thinking i’m thinking

doyeon: oh my god

yoojung: my last two braincells trying to sync together

 

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[hitomi > chaewon]
 

hitomi: unnie i

hitomi: you weren’t supposed to see that

hitomi: i just needed to let it out for a bit and

hitomi: i thought you were already sleeping

chaewon: well

chaewon: i’m glad i saw it

chaewon: i wouldn’t want you to have the wrong idea

chaewon: because

chaewon: you’re not the only one falling.

hitomi: do you mind if i scream [not sent]

 

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[gheiz*one]
 

wonyoung: i woke up because i heard someone screaming

nako: me too

chaeyeon: you’re probably still dreaming

yuri: i’m sure it’s only a figment of your imagination

sakura: go back to sleep, children

yena: what goes on

 

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[chaewon > hitomi]
 

chaewon: did you just

hitomi: no!

chaewon: mmhm

chaewon: sure you didn’t

hitomi: why did you

hitomi: how did you even fall i

hitomi: take so long to reply things? i'm an awkward squirrel?

chaewon: how did you even fall i like mint choco

hitomi: it really doesn’t taste that bad

chaewon: that’s why i like you

 

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[gheiz*one]
 

wonyoung: unnies that’s definitely a scream

wonyoung: IS THIS DORM HAUNTED

chaeyeon: no the air’s just heavy with love

wonyoung: the

nako: what

eunbi: nani the what

yuri: what chaeyeon-unnie said

yena: i feel like a snail

hyewon: what are snails even trying to do

yuri: their best

yena: yes

yena: i’m doing my best but i understand nothing

yena: like a snail

yena: doing their best but still ending up nowhere

sakura: that’s strangely deep

 

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[hitomi > chaewon]
 

chaewon: did you

chaewon: scream

hitomi: no!

chaewon: [squints]

hitomi: unnie you can’t just say that out of nowhere!

hitomi: you’re going to kill me

chaewon: alright

chaewon: i won’t say it then

hitomi: wait no

hitomi: i

hitomi: i like reading it

chaewon: mhm

chaewon: i like reading it, too :]

hitomi: you do?

hitomi: oh

hitomi: OH

hitomi: was that a code

chaewon: perhaps

hitomi: i

hitomi: i like you too, unnie.

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

yujin: i

sejeong: oh you’re team school why are you awake

yujin: someone yodelled it startled me awake

jungchae:

sohye:

yoojung:

mina: the

jieqiong: someone yodelled

nayoung: it’s almost midnight

yeonjung: you gotta wait until 3am for maximum effect

yeonjung: speaking from experience

eunbi: chaewon i’m going to lock you in woolim dungeon if you yodelled at 3am

yena: seconding that

minjoo: IT WAS CHAEWON

minjoo: i thought it was a banshee

chaewon: i’m going to fill your socks with glitter

sejeong: this your bias @chungha

chungha: yes she’s so relatable

chungha: i, too, have wanted to fill your socks with glitter on several occasions

yoojung: it’s official we’re having a roasted sejeong-unnie for breakfast, folks

doyeon: yum

 

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[chaewon > hitomi]
 

chaewon: so

hitomi: unnie did you scream

chaewon: no i yodelled

chaewon: there’s a difference

hitomi: pffft

hitomi: okay

chaewon: did you giggle?

hitomi: SHE DID –chaeyeon

hitomi: AH

hitomi: chaeyeon-unnie grabbed my phone for a moment i

hitomi: i DID NOT giggle

chaewon: maybe i should just come over so i can see for myself

hitomi: absolutely not

hitomi: i

hitomi: unnie, what are we?

chaewon: what do you want us to be?

hitomi: is this psychology why are you doing this to me

chaewon: :]

chaewon: i just want you to be comfortable

hitomi: but this is new for you too

chaewon: i’m comfortable as long as it’s you

hitomi: .

hitomi: i

hitomi: i’m comfortable because it’s you, too.

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

yujin: CHAEWON-UNNIE STOP YODELLING PLEASE I BEG

yujin: I WAN SLEEB

eunbi: was that even a yodel she just screeched

chaewon: listen

chaewon: i have a lot of feelings

sejeong: i take it it's going well then congratulations!

yoojung: whooo!

somi: HUZZAH

nayoung: please yodel less have mercy on your leader

doyeon: be good to each other

jieqiong: communicate a lot

mina: don’t fight over food

chaewon: th

chaewon: thank you for your blessings,

yeonjung: have a cup of warm honey in the morning it soothes your throat

chaewon: i will thank you!

yena: i still have no idea about what’s going on

jungchae: i just can’t believe those useless advices actually worked

sohye: honestly unnie i think this is an exception rather than the rule

 

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[hitomi > chaewon]
 

hitomi: please don’t scream so much unnie you’ll hurt your throat

chaewon: i’m sure chaeyeon-unnie will tell me that you scream a lot too

hitomi: i’m expressing my care to get a blackmail in return

chaewon: it’s out of love

hitomi:

hitomi:

hitomi: please get used to the l-word soon so others can get sleep –chaeyeon

chaewon: H

chaewon: you screamed again?

hitomi: i didn’t!!

hitomi: ...just a tiny squeal

chaewon: sure

chaewon: i guess we better go sleep then

hitomi: yes we should!

chaewon: i’ll see you tomorrow?

hitomi: i will wear a helmet

chaewon: why would you do that

hitomi: Why Do You Think

chaewon: i see

chaewon: :] cute

hitomi: i

hitomi: it’s not cute!

chaewon: you’re cute

hitomi: please just go to sleep

chaewon: alright i’ll tell you in person tomorrow

hitomi: i’m going to wear a helmet, a raincoat, and stay in my room with the door locked from inside

 

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[ioiz*one season 2]
 

somi: gOOD MORNING GAYS

somi: sorry *guys

leechae: works either way

somi: HAH

wonyoung: good morning unnies i dreamt of being stuck in the middle of a competition for birds yelling over each other

jieqiong: rip in peace

mina: i once dreamt like that too when i slept near yeonjung

yeonjung: the

yeonjung: i Breathed

nako: w

nako: why is hii-chan wearing a helmet, a raincoat, and demanding to be allowed to lock herself inside the room?

yuri: it’s a long story

eunbi: did someone see chaewon she’s already gone from her bunk

eunbi: it’s still 5 in the morning what

wonyoung: why is chaewon-unnie coming over with a bouquet of flowers

yena: the

minjoo: what

eunbi: excuse me she what

nako: they

wonyoung: now chaewon-unnie is chasing hii-unnie around while laughing i

wonyoung: WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

doyeon: a whole- k-drama

yujin: i feel hungover what goes on

yoojung: this gc is more entertaining than some k-dramas

nako: what kind of dream is this i want out

leechae: she says as she munches on a banana watching the scene unfolds, unblinking

sakura: i want a banana too

leechae: let me get it for you

hyewon: eunbi-unnie do we have bananas

eunbi: what bananas all we have is confusion

yena: are they done doing Bollywood yet i want an update on this strange phenomenon

wonyoung: they’re

wonyoung: they’re cuddling on the couch now

wonyoung: chaeyeon-unnie takes the bouquet for herself

leechae: i was going to arrange it in a vase what do you mean for myself

minjoo: wait what run that by me again

wonyoung: chaeyeon-unnie takes the bouquet for herself

minjoo: no i meant the

minjoo: nevermind

minjoo: YOOO WHAT IS THIS

yujin: are you saying that a love story happened while i was sleeping

hyewon: is it love

yuri: if voluntarily cuddling with someone who’s still wearing a helmet and a raincoat indoor isn’t love then i don’t know what is

sohye: the mental image i’m cackling

nayoung: honey…

nayoung: the guardian angel unnies would like to advise you to take the helmet and the raincoat off

eunbi: SO THE DELETED MESSAGES WERE THEM MY HUNCH WAS RIGHT

eunbi: ma i won

yena: my hunch was not

yena: turns out you were not thinking what i was thinking

yena: everyone come over to chaeyeon’s dorm we going /airplane emoji/ interrogation

jungchae: pffft

jungchae: ah, this brings back memories

sejeong: don’t be too hard on them and don’t tease them too much!

eunbi: we won’t we’re just pleasantly surprised

nako: they giggle so much do we need to be concerned

yujin: i should have stayed up. sleeping was a scam

mina: hsdlkfljdsdfs

wonyoung: wait don’t start the interrogation while i’m still in the shower!!

chungha: good luck for today, iz*one!

chungha: in whatever it is you will be doing

leechae: ahhh i’m sorry if we were too wild last night;;;

somi: nonsense that was lit

somi: we’re staying

jieqiong: we really don’t mind

nayoung: if we’re busy we would say so don’t worry

yena: oml you guys are the best seniors anyone could ask for;;;

sejeong: you are the best juniors anyone could ask for!

jungchae: iz*one fighting!

eunbi: ioi fighting!!

sohye: omg yes please continue to refer to us as ioi here i missed it so much ; v ;

 

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[somi > leechae]
 

somi: see i told you it’s not that bad

leechae: this time you’re right

somi: say it again

leechae: this time you’re right

somi: again

leechae: [sighs]

leechae: this time, jeon somi is right

somi: i bask in victory as the toast i made comes out perfect and everything i planned turns out excellent

somi: so

somi: about the plan involving memes and JYPE building,

leechae: i’m blocking you

somi: NO WAIT
 

you have been blocked by this user. you can’t send them private messages or group chat invitations anymore. read more.

 

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[somi > daehwi]
 

somi: dude i need your help chaeyeon blocked me

daehwi: again?