[Hiatus] Stupid Cupid

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Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly
I am in love and it's 
a crying shame
And I know that you're the one to blame

Hey hey, set me free
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

*record scratch*

This song has got to be the most offensive song I have ever heard in my life.

 


 

Foreword

I don't really understand why Humans have such a weird concept of Cupid. The depiction of a Cupid being a fat little man, dressed in a single diaper with tiny wings carrying his grubby little body around is highly offensive and beyond rude. Also, just to clear some things up, there isn't just one Cupid. There are several of us, multiples, millions. And I am in fact a girl or a woman, not entirely sure but I know I at least have s which has to mean something. I also don't float around in a diaper, topless-that would be highly inappropriate. I'm also pretty young looking if I do say so myself and not small...well...not as small as your depictions of us at least. 

Also, our job is way more complicated than pointing a silly little arrow at someone and shooting. Everything about being a Cupid is great...well I guess depends on which one you are and maybe those are the Stupid Cupids that song is about...not me...definitely not me. 

Ok...well maybe me. But it wasn't intentional ok, it really wasn't...ok well maybe.


 

So hey guys...I genuinely wasn't planning on posting this story for a while.

I wanted to finish some others before I even touched this story-but I really can't wait with this story. Most of my stories are on the darker side and while I love writing that content I wanted something a bit more light-hearted to break up everything. So here it is-I hope everyone who subscribes to this or chooses to knows that I am very busy and overwhelmed at the moment so updates for this story will be slow just like with my other stories.

This story doesn't have any warnings because it's pretty PG.

Also, just know this story came from my mind. If there are any similarities to other stories, it is purely coincidental.

I would always love some feedback for updates. And thank you to anyone and everyone who subscribes and supports this story! 

Also, please do not steal or copy from me. I put a lot of work into my stories and it would really to have anything taken-thank you guys <3

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Thank you to Dreamingxoxo for the poster and background!

She works for the shop

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