A quiet, creepy person might suddenly go nuts and shove his dying body over the railing. But Jongdae would be the one on the ground, clapping his hands and laughing when he'd hit the solid ground and splatter apart. As if he'd just heard a good joke.

Hello guys~
Surprise, I'm not dead!
I've been working on a huge project and here's one part of it!
The project was all about Chen, as some sort of birthday present to him. I wrote 12 fics, to cover every single Chen/Exo ship, because I love variety in my ships and I wanna spread the loooove for all those rare pairs out there! So what better ship to start if not Chen/Kris?

This was heaaavily inspired by Sky-Hi's "Nani-sama" and, obviously, Nct's "Neo got my Back".
There's mentions of blood, violence and a bit of drug abuse, but nothing too heavy c:
It was beta'd by the one and only texturedjeans, who will never get rid of me, ever <3

As usual, thoughts and opinions and feedback are greatly appreciated!
If you got a question, you can ask away, too~!

Have fun reading,
Sugar-and-Salt

~ this was written for the 6th round of Chenpionships ~