10. The Art of Calling

The Art of Avoiding
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NOTE*** HAPPY NEW YEAR (even though I'm four months late but like, whatever)! The last time I updated I said that we'll meet in the next year with a new chapter. I mean, I didn't lie LMFAOO. N E WAYS. We're in the fourth month of 2019 and this is the only Chapter I actually managed to update. I know I take too long since I constantly have a writers block, but I'm honestly so grateful that some of you constantly send me messages about this story. I can't say for sure, but my goal is to have this finished by August or by the first week of September since I will be going back to school and won't have time to write. So just know that I am doing my best and I am constantly trying to write the remaining Chapters for this story. And if fate or whatever allows it, this may be done by the 15th Chapter. So I hope you guys look forward to what is yet to come. ENJOY!

Just breathe.   Yes.   Take a nice deep breath.   It’s going to be fine.   I think.   it.   It’s going to be great.   It’s going to be amazing.   “It’s going to be fine.”   Yes.   Just believe that and it will be.   “That’s right Kim Jisoo, it’s going to be fine.”   Deep breaths.   “Ok. I’m fine, I’m good.”   Yes. It’s all good.   “Ok, I got this— I DON’T GOT THIS I’M GOING TO DIE!”   Well. Hello. 2019 huh? I guess we’re starting this new year off with Kim Jisoo turning into a just like her other half, Oh Sehun.   Yes. What a great way to start off this New Year.   “Urg Jisoo, stop being so dramatic.” The one and only Kim Jennie rolled her eyes as she sat on their living room couch a day before the Running Man filming.   Jisoo gasped at this disrespect, her phone close to crushing in her hand at how she’s squeezing the heel out of it. “ I’M being dramatic?” She pointed to herself, “have you SEEN the goddamn news you ?!” She exclaimed, violently waving her phone in the air to make a point.   Jennie raised a brow at this, throwing her own phone on the coffee table in front of her, obviously not at all fazed - or just trying to act like it - as she looks at Jisoo. “And what about it?”   Jisoo scoffed, like is so offended right now at how Kim Jennie looks so unbothered with all this . “What do you mean ‘and what about it’?!” She repeated, stomping her way to Jennie. “You’re literally going to be breathing the same air as Kim Jongin and will be forced to interact with him tomorrow as if your didn’t bang him for a whole year straight!”   “Your point is?”   Wow.   Lmfao.   Kim Jennie really out here yo.   “ my point is that I know your is just keeping this facade and you're actually going to pee your pants at any moment,” Jisoo pointed out, as if she’s not going to pee her pants too, “and I KNOW for a fact that your more nervous than I am and that you’re dreading for tomorrow to come more than I do.”   Jennie waved her off, still seemingly unbothered even though everything Kim Jisoo just said to her face are all FACTS. “Past is past.”   Jisoo actually had to stifle a small laugh from coming out of the second those words actually dared to leave Jennie’s mouth. “Is that a joke?” She pointed, “that ‘past’” the quoted, “was literally like two weeks ago.”   Jennie shrugged at this, “and so?” She said as one of her hand raised to the side in a ‘so what?’ motion. “Still history.”   “Yeah, history that’s still being talked about.” Jisoo pointedly said, as if she herself didn’t have a ‘history’ that is yet to be solved.   “ you’re acting like a whole Oh Sehun doesn’t exist in your life.”   And Kim Jennie here finally said what all of us have been thinking of this whole time.   “Ahhh because he literally doesn’t?”   Lol, still in denial I see.   Jennie raised a brow her way, not at all amused. “Yeah sure,” she waved her off,” keep telling yourself that ‘til you believe it.”   Jisoo scrunched her nose, a sign that says she’s annoyed and about to jump you if you don’t shut up.   “OH MY GOD!”   Well, this ain’t complete with the whole BLACKPINK being a mess so let’s all welcome Park Chaeyoung.   “I JUST HEARD!”   Chaeyoung yelled from the front door after running her to their dorm after her workout and seeing the news the minute her got inside the car after getting picked up by their manager.   “IS IT TRUE?!” Her cute little hopped into the living room with Jennie still on the couch looking so relaxed while Kim Jisoo sighed because this s going to get messy and she knows it. “Jongin and Sehun?” Her cheeks puffed, looking excited while the other two just stared at her.   Like really, they just stared at her.   “Wow this is amazing!” She continued, feeling giddy for her members even though she knows the other two are probably feeling everything except excitement. “I will definitely watch the episode on repeat because it would be legendary!”   “You want to die?” Jisoo blurted out while Chaeyoung’s eyes widened at the sudden attack.   “Oh come on! Mino’s going to be there, Nayeon too! Jinyoung apparently,” she wiggled her eyebrows at the mention of Jinyoung which earned a small groan from Kim Jisoo herself. “Like wow, at this point I’m one hundred percent convinced that the staffs know what the hell is up!”   New Year and y’all probably still confused so let me just explain what the hell is happening real quick so we’re all in the same page here. First of all, the ‘news’ that Park Chaeyoung pointed out a while ago is pertaining to the dozens of articles spoiling the guests for the Running Man episode that Kim Jisoo and Kim Jennie will be filming in less than twelve hours from now. And y’all probably already put the pieces together ‘cause we’re all not dumb here. So yes, Jennie and Jongin, Jisoo and Sehun. Mess? Mess.   But that is not all (because we all love a messier plot than what I have now), this story wouldn’t be a mess if I don’t cook up some to make this more interesting, and so I’ll be serving y’all some even messier interactions that are yet to come and adding Jinyoung in would complete the whole entire damn jigsaw puzzle. And no, there wouldn’t be any type of love triangle bull, Park Jinyoung is only here to spice things up and have Oh Sehun step up his damn game one hundred times faster because that is what we all need.   Along with our Park Jinyoung, I’ll also sprinkle in the always confused - and very much done with his life - Lee Taeyong who will also be joining this little Running Man filming. Oh, you think that’s all? LMFAO, nah . I’ll have Im - mother ing - Jaebum in it too. Do y’all see where this is going? Are y’all understanding what I’m trying to do? If we’re in the same wavelength and you have an idea where this s going soon, then I hope y’all excited for this mess because it WILL be messy. I mean, Taeyong and Jongin? Oh and an Im Jaebum who has a little crush on Jennie? LMFAO, i’ll be feeding y’all good soon.   “Nothing even happened between Jinyoung and I,” Jisoo snapped, glaring at Chaeyoung for the first time in weeks since she’s the only member she can put up with because she doesn’t annoy her as much as the other two.   Jennie snorted in the background, the actually brave enough to say something. “It’s because you didn’t want anything to happen while the poor guy OBVIOUSLY wanted more than to be just friends.”   Lol, y’all keeping up with this messy plot right? A Park Jinyoung wanting more than being friends with the one and only Kim Jisoo? Wow, shocking.   “How many times will I tell you hoes that he’s dating Nayeon?” Jisoo groaned, done and over with her members bull. “You guys are the ones shoving this Jinyoung times Jisoo thing down my throat when it never even existed in the first place, y’all just delusional.”   “Oh woooww,” Jennie mocked, her sitting up from the couch as Chaeyoung sat closer to her, “we’re the delusional ones now hun?”   “Uhhh yeah ? Who else? First Jinyoung now Sehun and y’all saying that’s not delusional thinking??” LMFAO. Kim Jisoo is still in a state of denial I see.   Chaeyoung coughed at this, not believing her own two ears. “Jisoo are you serious? The only thing that’s delusional about Sehun is you thinking that he doesn’t like you.”   Wow. Tea. Perhaps Park Chaeyoung snapped.   “Like him texting you says it all, but your just blocked him without even blinking.”   “She unblocked him already.”   Cue Park Chaeyoung’s brain malfunctioning for a few seconds after this sudden exposure.   “Wait, what?!”   Same.   Jisoo glared at Jennie who now sat on the couch with a smug look, brave enough to give Kim Jisoo a shrug. “You really want to die?”   Chaeyoung, ignoring Jisoo’s obvious foul mood at being exposed, skipped to the latter with a huge smile on her face, obviously excited for her. “Eeeeeee!!!” She squealed, jumping up and down while holding on to Jisoo’s arm. “Oh my god, yas ! GET.THAT.!” She clapped, feeling more excited.   “GET WHOSE ?!!” This is the one and only Miss Lalisa Manoban yelling from the front door.   Y’all better know where this is going.   “OH SEHUN’S OF COURSE!!” This is the one and only Park Chaeyoung yelling back to Miss Lalisa Manoban, obviously not scared at getting killed by Kim Jisoo.   “URRGG!!!” Jisoo cried out, grabbing a pillow and ready to hurl it across the room. “LALISA MANOBAN YOU WILL REALLY GET IT FROM ME YOU LITTLE !!” She screamed.   “Wa-wait!” The newly arrived latter stuttered, taking a step back seeing the fuming Kim Jisoo who is about to jump her. “I just got here— AAHHHH!!”   And the pillow came flying, along with Kim Jisoo who tackled the said latter to the ground.   “OW, OW, OW!!!” Lisa continued to cry out underneath Jisoo who is now biting on the latters arm. “ WHAT THE ACTUAL ?!!” She yelled, trying to get the raging Jisoo off of her. “OH MY GOD HELP ME YOU GODDAMN HOES!!!!” Her arms flailed in the air, sending glares to Jennie and Chaeyoung who both sat unbothered, both of them switching through channels as if their younger member isn’t getting eaten alive by Kim Jisoo.   Oh my god, this is a ing mess.   “Jisoo, get off her.” Jennie lamely ordered, her eyes not even leaving the TV.   Jisoo - like for real - actually growled, like acTUALLY GROWLED. “No ing way! This little s been on my nerves ever since I banged Oh Sehun!”   Wow, oh my god. Is this Kim Jisoo finally admitting it herself that she - indeed - ed Oh Sehun without an ounce of her denying it? Wow, OH.EM.GEE.   “Ok, at this point you’re just flexing that you were able to bang Sehun.” Lisa said after hearing Kim Jisoo said so herself that she banged Oh Sehun. “, get off me already!” She whined, realizing that the weird is still on top of her.   Jisoo gave Jennie a look who is finally looking at the mess that is LiSoo. “You see WHY I always have the urge to suffocate this little ?”   LMFAO this is a ing mess.   N E WAYS.   Before we continue with the mess that is BLACKPINK, let’s just see what the hell is going on in EXO’s dorm right now shall we ladies?   “Ok, I need ing advice.”   The one and only Oh Sehun bravely said, slamming Kim Jongin’s door open and scaring the out of the latter who was busy with his phone.   “WHAT THE OH SEHUN?!!” The poor guy cried out after nearly getting into a goddamn heart attack because of the idiot. “Knocking exists you know?!” He groaned, his hand still rubbing his chest as his heart continued to violently pump.   Sehun could only roll his eyes, not even having the energy to laugh at Jongin’s current state. “There’s no such thing as knocking in this household,” he pointed out, slamming Jongin’s door shut and grabbing a chair to sit on, “how do you think Junmyeon walked in on Baekhyun jacking himself off?” He reminded him of that fateful day both Junmyeon and Baekhyun literally both rushed to church just to get holy water to splash on their eyes from the trauma both got on that day.   Jongin gagged at the reminder, “shut up hoe, don’t bring that up.” He hissed, massaging the sides of his forehead as he remembered walking in on that scene after hearing two grown men hitting a very high - and very much on point - high note in the middle of the day while he was trying to sleep in peace. “My god, that was so ing gross”   “Whatever,” Sehun actually had the audacity to wave the topic off when he was the one that brought it up, “moving on to more important things like me - Oh Sehun - needing advice.” He started, finally getting to the damn point as to why he came in here and almost giving Jongin a heart attack.   Jongin couldn’t help but roll his eyes, swearing in his head but getting his to face Sehun anyways who sat near the foot of his bed. “Advice on what?” He asked, throwing his phone behind him and actually giving Sehun the attention he needs.   “Kim Jisoo and for tomorrow.” Sehun answered, like he actually answered without beating around the damn bush.   Literally not even a second after those words left Oh Sehun’s mouth, Kim Jongin was already cackling. “You want advice from ME?!” He laughed, his head arching back at how his laughing so hard while Sehun now sat with his arms crossed and a brow raised. “Is that a joke?!” He continued, his hand now violently hitting his bed while the other hand grabbed onto his stomach as it started to cramp from too much laughing. “Oh my god, you’re so funny!!”   Literally everyone’s high and on crack in this story.   “What the hell os happening in here?” The one and only Kim Junmyeon pushed the door open, his head popping out as he looked from Jongin - who is still cackling away may I add - and Sehun.   Jongin cackled louder, a finger pointing to Sehun who is slowly losing his patience. “H-he wa-wants advice fro-from m-me!” He actually managed to explain in between all the cackling.   Junmyeon sighed, obviously done with this mess. But being the great leader that he is, his moved into Jongin’s room and closing the door behind him. “Advice on what?”   Sehun pointedly looked at the leader in a “are-you-kidding” manner. Like it’s as if Oh Sehun has other problems besides Kim Jisoo and the stupid filming that will take place in less than ten hours.   “Oh.” Junmyeon uttered, seeing the look Sehun is currently giving him. “It’s about Jisoo.” He said, finally realizing what advice Sehun needs and why Jongin is getting a good laugh from this. “Jongin shut the up.” The leader groaned, having enough of Jongin’s annoying giggles and burst of laughter every time he looks at Sehun.   “You guys are no help at all!” Sehun now sulked, throwing a glare at Jongin who is now hugging a pillow tightly and violently shaking behind it as he tried to keep his giggles to himself.   “It’s not that we’re no help,” Junmyeon started, his head shaking, “it’s that you asked the wrong guy for advice.” He explained, glancing over at Jongin.   Jongin - who finally stopped giggling but his still smiling - held up a finger. “Uhh excuse me, even I found it funny that he asked me for advice.”   “Yeah, no kidding.” Junmyeon sarcastically
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