get your yeehaw on with us!

tupac says you should join :

— welcome to our crochead family! we're kinda slow at the moment but we're somewhat nice and funny?? come and join us now we support the national association for the advancement of everyone lets all clown on hyuck agenda! sign up's are quick n easy! don't be scared cowards

Updates :

— ? : reservations open!

— 20.07.18: we mourned jimin.

— 22.07.18 : grand opening, welcome to the ugly bunch fellow snacks!

— ??? : event or whatever >>

Rules & guidelines :

1. subcribe to the thread to keep updated and make sure you read all the rules fools!

2. post every 4 days to remain active! this doesn't count stories or dms. this is an actives only event, go home! if you aren't active don't bother joining we've had enough of inactive nugus!

psa. - selective replies? whom'st've she? never heard of her. in this house we reply to everyone and if you aren't then hop off our asses we're tired of the shenanigans. 

3. this isn't a huge problem but one account per canal please. i'd be highly concerned if you have two just saying.

4. feel free to love your waifu or husbando, we don't discriminate! haechan's in love with furries and we still accept him :) yeri is ugly and an embarassment but we still accept her too!!

5. tcc's last for 3 days! cc's and tcc's are unlimited but try and refrain from abusing this rule, we won't hesistate to say no, rebecca.

6. tell base if you decide to go on hiatus or if you're parting ways with us. don't get mad if we kick you out during ac's if you've never told us you're going on hiatus. hiatuses last up to 4 weeks but tell us if you need more time.

7. make sure you welcome everyone with open arms and comment on their introduction posts! we aren't a friend!au for no reason chinguwudeuls.

8. skinny legends are vegan pw - what did you eat for breakfast - therefore you should take your beef somewhere else! definitely anti-ic and ooc drama but kdramas are always welcomed! 

9. move in couples are allowed add your anniversary date and partner to the form!

10. No dating ban because that's confusing lol make sure you inform base you're dating to avoid any confusion. but please let us single thots breathe we don't wanna see your gitchi gitchi goo means that i love you floating around 25/8.

How to Join :

1. make sure your is subscribed! don't make yourself look like boo boo the babo when you get told again to subscribe. upvotes are super duper uber appreciated!

2. check our ml and wl (some of us are desperate help!) for available and wanted fcs then comment below with

• fc name:
• group/@:
• timezone:
• password:

3. once you're accepted you'll have 24 hours to make or recycle your account; don't forget to put snack somewhere in your bio

4. if you've yet to be introduced within an hour, feel free to start following and interacting with people

5. have fun! don't forget to post an intro no later than 48 hours, if you fail to do so we'll [yeri] hit you with a warning. haechan will lovingly coerce you because no abuse goes on in his household!

Events and features:

• hop into our laps : 10 members
just trying to find an excuse to rabbit. we'll watch get to know each other by watching vine comps like basic es, stream red velvet fancams, and play kahoot!

• bye bye androids : 20 members
haechan will buy an ihpone omo (he bought one lol)

• weeb watch : (???) members
haechan says he'll stream anime but instead we watch james charles sunbaenim super success!!!

• lil tay youngest flexer of the century : ???
a basic game night lol xddd

• ocean man take me by the hand : ???
jimin's my baby that's all, that's the tweet uwu

Status : Admin /  taken  / hiatus

masterlist :

— JOin us!

BIgbang: gdragon
blacpink: rose jisoo
bts: taehyung jungkook jimin
GFRIEND: eunha 
Loona: olivia chuu
nct: donghyuck MARK ten renjun jaemin jeno
pd48: BIBian sakura yabuki nako goyoojin
red velvet: yeri
SEventeen: s.coups
stray kids: hyunjin
twice: tzuyu sana

   
Soloists: christian yu, suzy
models: irene kim
ulzzang: Lee sejin (@cactus_ing)

Wishlist :

— yeri: crackhead!ot5rv, bts esp jungoo, nct's cauasian line, dia's chaeyeon and jueun, loona esp heejin, yves, n chuu, elris, the boyz esp juyeon and younghoon, seventeen's mingyu, wanna one's daniel, and uh (y/n) *tips fedora*

— donghyuck: VINXEN, OVAN, HAON, JENO, PENOMECO, DICKIDS YOUNG B, ANYONE FROM INDIGO MUSIC, HASHSWAN, ELRIS, KANG DANIEL OH AND JAEMIN TO COME BACK HOME. and jimin oppa to dorawa :((

Couple list :

GDRAGON x irene kim
 

dating : 180716

Baekhyun x irene


dating : 260718

yeri's bde x everyone who joins
m mayhaps the saranghae jumped out
 
holdin ur hand : 042069

yeri x bde
 
holdin ur hand : that sh!t never existed omo

hyuck x shut the fcuk up
 
why is he so loud for : help me