CHANGKYUN IM

Birthday: January 26

Profession: salesman at Dillard’s

As the oldest of the house, one would expect him to be the most mature, but this guy is literally the worst. He looks serious, yet he’s so ing weird and slightly creepy. Still, he’s okay, we guess.

SANA MINATOZAKI

Birthday: December 29th

Profession: beggar on the streets

Sana’s just a gayass cutie. She has a bit of a strange taste though, as seen by her profession… What kind of a beggar wears Yeezys?

LALISA MANOBAN

Birthday: March 27th, 1997

Profession: fast food seller at McDonald’s

To be honest, Lisa is both cool and girly. However, when she tries to isolate those traits, being just cute or just cool, it’s just unnatural. She also steals food from McDonald’s.

JUNGKOOK JEON

Birthday: September 1st, 1997

Profession: street dancer

A handsome boy who has fans online, but is actually a ing weeaboo. He’s a diehard fanboy of Ironman, and if any of the girls (or guys) had a crush on him before, they don’t anymore.

YOOJUNG CHOI

Birthday: November 12th, 1999

Profession: cashier at Food Lion

She’s the shortest of the house and actually has to jump up to talk to the taller members. She’s an animal lover and just spends most of her time with the pets.

CELIA FANG

Birthday: November 7th, 2000

Profession: fanfiction writer

In contrast to her calm demeanor, it doesn’t take long for the members to realize that she is a raging fangirl. She secretly writes fanfiction about her and Baekhyun.

DAEHWI LEE

Birthday: January 29th, 2001

Profession: basketball volunteer-coach at the local middle school

A wholeass sweetheart, this boy is. Literally everyone would put their life down for him and he never gets into any of the members’ fights. Basically the favorite child.

YERIM CHOI

Birthday: September 17th, 2001

Profession: part-timer at ’s Sporting Goods

The youngest and most impulsive member, Yerim has an issue with online shopping. There will literally be stacks of boxes piled up in the front, blocking the door.

BAEKHYUN BYUN

Birthday: May 6th, 1992

Profession: butler, maid, gardener, chauffeur, cook… the list goes on

He’s done with this . He gets paid minimum wage to do literally everything for them. Not to mention, one of the girls writes fanfiction about him… He’s not cleaning her room anytime soon.