It was warm summer day in Green Hills Zone of world one level one. From below him Sonic-chan heard Knuckle-son’s voice. Knuckle-son said, “Sonic-Chan we need to beat the level to rescue Zelda.” Sonic-Chan replied, “I would but my wee-wee is inside Mario right now.” Knuckle-son then heard a faint noise which sounded like a cry of pain. He kept on listening until he could recognize the sound. It sounded like, “Ya-hoo,” then a few seconds later he heard another, “Ya-hoo .” Knuckle-son realized the true reality of what was happening. He screamed, “Sonic-chan are you cheating on me again.” Tears started to form in his eyes. He then hears another person crying in the distance, so he followed the sound. He notaced a man with a green hat with the letter L on it. The man was in a corner crying. He asked the man what was wrong. The man said, “My love, Mario, has just cheated on me.” Knuckle-son instantly recognized the name. He said, “Well, me love just cheated on me with your love.” The man then asked Knuckle-son, “Well then, do you want to get back at them by making love with each other.” Knuckle-son replied, “Naw Fam.”

THE END