Zitao's heart skips at the words - two-fifty? That's just over twenty-thousand a month! That would be just enough to afford his mother's bills! But, no - it's a job for women. , why don't any of the other jobs pay as well and have very limited requirements? "Do you want to hear the requirements?" Luhan asks again, and Zitao's nerves begin to fizzle.

"Were you born yesterday? It's a job for women. And as much as I'd love to joke with you later, this is serious and I really need to find some money."

"Tao," Luhan deadpans. "It's right here. Where are you going to find a job better suited for you with this kind of income? And look, the only requirement is a photography portfolio! And wow, guess what? That's something you actually have, wow, who would've thought?"

"Alright, you can drop the sarcasm," Zitao rolls his eyes and leans back into the plush of the sofa. "I already told you, it's a no. How do you expect me to pass for a woman? Are you crazy?"

"Uh, with makeup and fake hair?" Luhan offers with a little shrug. "How else? In case you haven't noticed, you can't really afford something like a change and plus, makeup is only temporary."

"Han," he stresses once again. "I'm a guy."

"Yeah, I got that already. A guy that should put some makeup on for twenty-thousand a month."

"Luhan, that's not going to ing work. People aren't stupid and they're gonna be able to see right through me."

His friend grins a mischievous little grin and Zitao knows that look, and he ing hates that he knows. That's Luhan's plotting look, like he's planning something. The look causes Zitao's gut to swirl something foreign and makes his blood curdle. "Not if you let me be the one to put it on you."

A/N who's literally the worst for focusing on stories i shouldn't be focusing on (it's me)

and yes, this is exactly what it sounds like

Pairing: Tao/Kris

Prompt: crossdressing!au

Length: 22 chapters

• current chapter: 21 / 22 (0%) [progress updated daily at 12AM & 12PM EST]

Warnings: crossdressing/genderswap dynamics, mentions of anxiety/depression/panic disorder, mentions of body dysmorphic disorder, mentions of miscarriage, calorie counting/weight monitoring, eating disorder, legal , terminal illness, minor character death, past character death

• welcome to hell
• nobody asked for this so naturally i supplied it anyway
• first chapter will be posted after Christmas
• also: if ur not ok w/ crossdressing & mentions of tucking this isn't the story for u sorry buckaroo

ATTN: I am fully aware that this is probably a common genre to write and xiaojiajia has informed me that there have been stories like this made, and this is my official plagiarism statement: I have NOT read any of those stories, so should you find any similarities, they were 100% unintentional and I swear this is not the work of plagiarism.