SN: I've been thinking...

SY: About what? Me? You don't have to be that humble, I'm always here for you.

SY: Not you, lamp post. That's just plain narcisstic.

SY: Ouch...

YN: Then who were you thinking about?

SN: Tiffany.

YR: Just because Seobaby said that you're the third person to visit Tiffany in L.A does not make you have the right to think about my mushroom!

SN: What?! No, eww. I'm dedicated to celibacy.

SY: Bunny, how could you?! What about SooSun?!

YN: Sooyoung unnie, not now. But why Tiffany unnie?

SN: Have you ever thought of Tiffany's jealousy issue and how much we before?

YN: With my aegyo? I love doing that but she already threatened me...

YR: And she's the first person I called during my time at the mountain. 

SY: The ship that I'm in that's making Taeny shippers run for their money?

SN: Can you stop.

SY: Sheesh..

SN: There was also that one time when I called Tiffany baby and she got all jealous cause I called Seohyun baby.

SY: I knew it!! You want 2ny to happen.

YR: Not letting that happen, nuh uh.

YN: How bout Yoonfany?

HY: ...

SH: I'm telling Soojung.

YN: DON'T!!

SN: That's not my point!! What I'm trying to say is-

JS: I'm also her husband, don't forget that.

HY: FOR SAKE, GOD FINALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!

SH: Huh?

HY: Jessica's Fany's husband so Baeyeon's y, free and single!!

YN: Hyo unnie, do you want me to list how many people are queueing to be with my dad?

SY: Who's your mom if Jessica's Fany's husband?

YR: But I'm her Yul Seobang!!

JS: That's what Yulsic shippers use.

YR: And I thought you're faithful with Taeyeon.

JS: This is a plan where by taking away the "possible" love interest for Taengoo, I'm making her be with me and let Taengoo realise how special I am and she'll do anything she can to make me her wife.

SH: The plan has flaws but at least Sica unnie's making a move.

JS: Thank you, Seobaby.

SN: That's my nickname for her, Sica. Make something new.

TF: NO THAT'S MY NICKNAME AND ONLY I'LL BE CALL THAT!!

YR: Mushroom!! I'm your husband right?!

SY: What? No!! You like your sugar daddy right?

YN: Unnie, what?!

SY: Yoong, shut up.

JS: Or your American girlfriend?

HY: Please be with your American girlfriend, I want Baeyeon.

SN: But Fany, Seobaby's a baby.

TF: THEN WHAT AM I, SUNNY? NOT YOUR BABY ANYMORE?!

SN: You still are, baby.

TF: THEN JUST CALL ME BABY!!

SH: I have no comment.

TF: YOU THIEF, BE QUIET!!

SH: But I'm your child!!

YR: And I'm your husband!!

SY: Nothing beats a sugar daddy.

JS: Nuh uh, American Girlfriend.

TF: Wait, Jessi, what?!

JS: Do remember that Jeti exist, Tiff. 

TF: But what about Tae Tae?!

JS: She's not noticing me anyway.

TF: She has Ginger and Zero anyway... she doesn't want to visit me in L.A ... but my bunny did!!

SN: You're welcome, baby.

YR: But mushroom!!

SH: Father, I currently don't mind that you have a date with Juran unnie now.

YR: Listen to what Taeng said, be faithful.

YN: True!!

HY: Says the one who said Yoonfany like 5 seconds ago.

YN: I love Jung Soojung more.

JS: YOU LIKE KRYSTAL?!

YN: Mom, it's not what it looks like!!

JS: WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER? YOONG, YOONSIC!!

HY: Sica...

JS: EXPLAIN TO YOUR MOM!!

YN: She's cuter, younger and not my mom!!

HY: But she's your aun-

YN: Aunt Hyo, not now.

JS: Does your dad approve of this?

YN: Was about to tell her first but then this whole Tiffany unnie being a princess thing made me forgot about it.

JS: Tiffany's a pink monster.

YR: Pink Princess!!

SN: A pink baby.

TF: Bunny!! I love you!!

SY: You'd rather love a pink bunny rather than a rich daddy?

SH: Who made you rich daddy?

SY: Sones~

YR: But in shipper's rating, Taeny then Yulti then Jeti!! Make Yulti happen!!

TF: Yuwree, you kept hanging out with Juran unnie, making me feel insecure about myself and Bunny here knows the way to my s.

YR: She what?!

HY: But Sunny has bigger s then you do.

JS: With Taengoo's height, her eyes practically know the way to my s but she still prefers Sunmi's....

YN: Dad's just slow mom, don't worry.

SN: What she meant is her heart, not her s.

SY: If s are the reason why you like someone then I'll just do surgery.

YN: Unnie!! What about me?! I thought we're in the flat line alliance!!

SY: I'll do anything to win that Pink Baby's heart.

SH: Why are you guys treating mom like a princess?

YR: Aww!! I never thought my small ball of sunshine here wants to be noticed too!!

SH: Dad, stop.

YR: Just tell me what you want and I'll immediately get it for you, sweetie.

TF: Her affection went to Seohyun?!

SN: She is her child, in a way.

TF: I still have my bunny here so blergh to you too, Yuwree!!

SN: You're just using me to make Yul jealous, right?

TF: Maybe? But I love you more!!

JS: Well, being Tiff's American Girlfriend's not gonna happen...

TY: Tiff's American Girlfriend?

JS: Tiff's American Girlfriend...

HY: ...

TY: Who's her girlfriend?

JS: I'm the girlfriend. 

YN: ... Mom...

TY: You're her girlfriend?

JS: I'm her girlfriend.

SY: Jessica....

JS: Yes?

Hy: You do realised that you're talking to Baeyeon just now, right?

JS: Wait, what?! No, Taeyeon!! I can explain!!

TY: Well, that's a waste of buying a Hermes bag for Yoona's mom but nevermind then, she has a girlfriend.

JS: No, Taengoo, please listen to me!!

YN: Can I have it and give it to Soojung, dad?

TY: Sure thing then.

JS: TAENGOO!!

TY: Why are you yelling at me? You should be mad at Tiff for flirting with Sunny in front of you.

JS: Cause Yul was being a player!!

TY: How does that relate with me? Seriously, Sooyeon, you should really make some sense with what you're saying.

JS: FINE!! TIFF'S MY AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I'M TOO SHY TO TELL THE PERSON THAT SO HAPPENS TO AVOID ME THAT I LIKE HER!!

TY: Oh god, who's avoiding Yoona's mom? 

YN: Dad...

TY: No, seriously, my wife here is scary sure but don't avoid her, she needs protection.

JS: Taengoo?

TF: Tae Tae!! Did you buy my novel?

TY: On your bed now shoo, my wife needs me.

JS: Yoona, pinch me.

YN: Mom's happy, dad.

SN: Fany ah...

TF: Yes?

SN: You should really control your jealousy issue. Yul's already out with your daughter buying god knows what.

TF: YUWREE!!

SY: No hospitals are free to give me some s.

TY: Please don't. I like them natural.

JS: And mine's are!!

HY: Sooyoung, let's just go out and leave the Kim family alone.

SY: But you're a Kim too.

HY: I'm their president so I approve of this...

SY: There's a pause...

HY: Unless Jessica make another dumb move, I'm staying low.

SY: Thought so.

SN: But aren't you the TaeNy president?

SY: That does not help to increase my popularity so I'd rather make SooFany happen. Weren't you with Tiffany?

SN: Uh huh... I actually ployed with Tiffany to let her jealousy issue go to her.

HY: Um, what? 

SN: Sheesh, Tiffany tried to make Yuri jealous by making 2Ny happen but it backfired.

TY: Since Sica's all calm and back to bed, what were you guys talking about while I'm gone?

SN: Tiffany's Harem.

TY: Did Sica talked about making Jeti happen in hopes to get my attention?

SY: ...

SN: ...

HY: Yes?

TY: Well then, I should really make a move before Taengsic doesn't happen.

YN: Dad, how do you know anyway?

TY: We're talking about Sooyeon who doesn't do much that has nothing to do with me. Please, I know what's happening but teasing her seems fun.

HY: Even that Heechul oppa thing?

TY: I warned him not to make fun of her but yeah, pouty whiny Sica's my favourite Sica.

TF: Tae Tae, you sadist!!

TY: Just to see the best from the Jung.

SN: You're back alone?

TF: Seeing father daughter interaction is precious so I don't want to disturb that.

SY: Like those chodings?

TF: If they're talking about Jungs, no.

 

AUTHOR'S NOTE

2Ny interaction makes me do wonders though I'm more of a Yulti shipper.