Obviously The Boys Era Visually.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TY: Remember our times with Super Junior oppas? Good times.

HY: We were such oppa material. Remember our cover for Sorry Sorry?

TY: Oh yeah, that's the lowest note I've ever done.

TF: I can do better.

TY: We all know that, Fany. 

SN: Our Seoul collaboration was fun... when are we gonna do another collaboration?

TY: Please, people like ExoShidae. They like us with kids.

HY: You had an affair with Baekhyun, Baeyeon. 

TY: Why would people think we're dating in my car? I'm just showing him my car and helping him with Chanyeol. Seriously, he expects me to help when I haven't even made a move.

SN: Wow... must have been awkward for you guys to continue such relationship.

HY: Never mind that. I still remember those embarassing times I spent with Eunhyuk oppa. Like, wow.

TY: You guys suit each other though. I'm serious.

HY: It's EunHae and HyoTae, clear?

SN: Not giving up, I see.

HY: For Baeyeon, I'll do anything.

TF: Including fighting against two Americans?

TY: Two? I thought none since you're with Yuri.

SN: How bout Sica?

TY: Donghae oppa? So.. HyoHyuk and HaeSica. Pretty much concluding Super Generation.

TF: Not Heechul oppa?

TY: Please, I'm much more handsome compared to him. He's just so pretty and if I'm a guy, I'll bang him.

HY: You're not drunk, right? 

SN: Hyoyeon, it's 10 in the morning and we're having breakfast. Milk and coffee.

TY: Too far? Seriously, that was a joke. 

TF: Thank god Sica has a schedule now. She'll probably flip when she hear this.

TY: What? She doesn't want to be with Donghae oppa and wants Heechul oppa? Sheesh, I'll set it up.

SY: Don't do it, midget. Just don't.

SN: When were you here, lamp post?

SY: Since the Super Generation topic. Good times.

TF: How was the Seoul recording? Fun?

SN: Shindong oppa was cute with his role. The kids were cuter and the weather was cold.

TY: Chasing Siwon oppa with a bike that has training wheels cannot be anymore embarassing. I should win an Oscar for that act during the intro.

TF: You used training wheels?

TY: I know how to ride a bike, Miyoung. That was an act.

TF: Can I have them then?

TY: ......

SN: ......

SY: ......

YR: You don't know how to ride a bike?

TF: Not everyone can master them. The rule of stability is to have four wheels.

HY: Who came up with that?

TF: Me.

TY: You need tutor from Seohyun. I'm calling her here.

TF: Don't you dare!

SN: Before Miyoung murders our eardrum, let's get back to Super Generation. 

SY: I was dancing alone and Donghae oppa did the same.

TY: Another reason why Jessica wants to be with Heechul oppa. How could you steal Donghae oppa away from her?

SY: Seriously, stop being matchmaker for Sica. She's still wondering about how she managed to be with Taecyeon.

TY: I did not do that. 

SN: Don't question Taeyeonnie. She hates exams.

TY: It was a struggle during the 1 vs 100. I don't wanna go through that again.

HY: You were like a middle school student in there.

TY: Fans love me cause I look young. 

SY: You're never gonna find a boyfriend looking like that.

HY: Let's make HyoTae happen.

SN: Seriously Hyo, stop.

YR: Let's make YulTae happen then!!

TF: Yuwree? Why?

YR: You kept playing with Sica and Taeng. How am I not jealous?

TY: Yul, no. Be faithful.

YR: Ouch.

TY: Can't I just be with Lee Teuk oppa?

HY: YOU LIKE HIM?!

SY: He doesn't have melons nor butts. Taeng, you're drunk. Someone must have put alcohol in your coffee.

TY: What? No. I was just saying that I wanna hang out with him once in a while and have some leader talk.

YR: Why not with us? Are we not good enough? Is that it? 

TY: It's not that.

TF: Then what? Are you tired of my body? I won't wear too much pink anymore, I promise.

TY: It's not that but do so, I let you.

HY: You want me to play hard to get? I will.

TY: Please don't.

SY: Then say something woman!!

SN: Don't yell at Taeyeon.

TY: We just wanna talk about how hard it is to be a leader. We're bringing Victoria and Onew along, of course.

HY: Oh Baeyeon, just talk to me.. you know I'll listen.

YR: Hyo, stop.

YN: You guys finished the milk!!

SN: Cause you're slow.

YN: I have a schedule and came back at 4 am. What did you expect me to do on my free day?

SY: I'm still not letting go about the hamburger thing.

YN: Ju Hyun forced me!!

SN: Who did people ship Yoona with in SJ?

TY: Don't know. I just know HeeSica, HaeSica and HyoHyuk.

HY: Baeyeon!!

TY: Just saying some ships...

SN: People crave for those now.

SY: Like how people crave for TaengSic.

TF: Soo, how could you?! I thought you were loyal to us Locksmiths. You're the TaeNy president.

YR: Wait, does that include YulSic?

YN: No. YulSic's my parents.

SN: You can't be with Krystal then. She's your aunt.

YN: Not my aunt. My younger sister.

YR: I'm not allowing in the family.

YN: But I love her.

TY: How did Super Generation become a talk about the Royal Family?

HY: You wanna talk about our future?

TY: If that has nothing to do with their drama, I'm cool with it.

HY: YES!! One for me.

TY: So... how was your singles? Going great?

HY: ....

TY: Wait, too much? Okay, I'll take it slow. Did you like our comeback?

HY: Aren't you gonna ask about how I'm doing?

TY: You're happy now so I think it's even that I'm asking about our group.

HY: Not personal issues?

TY: As a group leader, I'm here listening to you as you are my member. I mean, your well being does affect our future.

HY: Our future?

TY: SNSD's future.

SN: HYO GOT BURN!!

SY: Now's not the best time to shove it on her face.

TY: I'll treat you to a meal later, how's that Hyo?

HY: Just us? Like, the two of us?

TY: Yeah sure, if that's what you want. 

HY: I'm keeping your promise, Kim.

TY: You're a Kim too...

YN: Taeyeon unnie treating us to a meal?

HY: Just me, choding. Just me and her.

TY: I'll treat you next time, okay?

JS: I'm home!!

SH: I am not waiting for Jessica unnie's schedule to end ever again.

JS:  But you were talking to Krystal while waiting for me anyway. You guys had fun.

YN: You were with Krystal? Seohyun, how could you?!

SH: I just did, unnie. I just did.

JS: Any food left for me?

SN: None I guess. Tiff and Yul shoved them all in Sooyoung. 

JS: Why?

TF: She's not loyal to locksmiths!!

YR: And I want her to shut up about not shipping Yulsic.

SH: My parents are weird.

YN: Wait... so Seohyun is Yulti's child. Whose child am I then?

SN: Taeyeon's.

TY: That does not make any logical sense.

SN: You two are childish, full stop.

YN: Uh huh...

TY: Continue explaining to Yoona, I'm making something for Sooyeon.

JS: Yay!! Whaccha cooking?

TY: Whatever the pantry's offering. 

JS: Kay~ I'm gonna go change my clothes, kay?

TY: Sure sure. 

[Jessica went to her room, obviously shared with Tiffany]

TF: ....

YR: ....

SY: Crunch...

TY: What?

TF: You're cooking brunch for Jessi?

TY: Umm, yeah. I can't rely on you guys to cook. 

YR: Why?

TY: You're gonna add cucumbers in them.

SY: Fair point. 

YN: Can't I be an adopted child, Taeng unnie?

TY: Huh?

YN: I wanna be with Soojung.

TY: Then be with her.

YN: But I'm your child.

TY: And Krystal's obviously not related to me.

SN: HOLY ING , KIM TAEYEON YOUR WIFE IS JESSICA!!

TY: Huh?!

HY: The president agrees.

SH: We can swith parents if you want to, unnie. I don't want to be related to a pink monster and a swimmer who's a total player.

YR: SEO JU HYUN, I AM NOT A PLAYER.

SH: Unnie, you said I love you too Juran unnie two weeks ago.

TF: She what?!

YR: Mushroom, I swear I can explain.

SY: This is why I'm the rich uncle.

YN: Sooyoung unnie, adopt me. 

JS: I'm Taengoo's wife?! God, you answered my prayers. 

TY: Uh... here's your brunch??

JS: Thank you, hubby.

TY: How did Super Generation become this?

SN: Since you were kind enough to cook her brunch.

TY: Uh huh, Sooyeon are you free later?

JS: Yeah, why?

TY: Nothing, just stay free. I have something planned. Enjoy your food.

HY: Where you going?

TY: Calling someone?

YN: Who?

TY: Heechul oppa. I'll be outside if you need me.

HY: ....

SN: You gotta be kidding me.

SY: Is she....

JS: Can you guys talk in full sentences? I don't get it.

TF: She's calling Heechul oppa to set you two on a date.

JS: SHE WHAT?!

YN: Wait, does that mean I'm not Sica unnie's child? Great!!

 

 

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I tried, I really did. Was watching Super Girl by Suju and then Suju's parody of Gee and this came up.