SY: When am I gonna have blonde hair?

YN: You already had it once, unnie. Remember your High Cut magazine?

SY: No, I mean, as a concept.

YN: Unnie, not everyone suits blonde. 

SH: I didn't like my blonde hair during Party.

SY: Seobaby, we're still in our The Boys timeline, Party has not been invented.

YN: That means both me and Seohyun haven't done blonde yet. Wait, there's Sica unnie?!

SY: Yeah... it's not 2014 and Taeyeon, as everybody says, can't stand her presence.

SH: It's not like that. They're just too busy to the point it's awkward for them.

SY: Uh huh... true but what's with the sudden surprise, Yoong? You love to be with her.

YN: I haven't told her I like SooJung yet.

SY: It's 2012, you're dating Lee Seunggi in 2014 anyway.

YN: We're breaking the fourth wall so in this story, I'm just in love with her, clear?

SH: But why not YoonHyun?

YN: No offense, Hyunnie but I can't eat in piece if all you're gonna say is that we're gonna die eating hamburgers.

SH: But it's true...

SY: We're still living, Seobaby... we're still living.

SH: Fine... but why the sudden blonde idea, unnie? You wanna dye your hair blonde?

SY: Not really. I was wondering when it's my turn.

JS: Taeyeon looks nice with blonde hair~

SY: HOLY SH- Sica, when were you here?

JS: I thought Yoona was calling for me?

YN: I... how far of our conversation did you hear, unnie?

JS: From Seohyun and her death by hamburgers talk, why?

YN: Nothing!!

SH: Uh huh... Yoona unnie here likes-

YN: SEO JUHYUN, SHUT UP!!

SH: In one condition... hamburger cause death and repeat.

JS: Wait, who does Yoona like?

YN: Seohyun, I love food, I can't say that.

SH: Sica unnie, Yoona likes yo-

YN: HAMBURGERS CAUSE DEATH!!

SY: IM YOON A, HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL THE BURGERS WE ORDERED AND FRIES WE SHARED!! 

YN: Unnie, you never shared them fries.

SY: BUT STILL!! WE LIVE FOR FOOD YOONA!!

YN: I know but... Sica Unnie's here.

JS: Did I miss something?

SH: Something about Taeyeon unnie with blonde hair.

JS: Oh yeah, she just suit blonde hair. I just can't seem to put my fingers why it's nice and perfect on her. I mean, I was blonde once but not to Taeyeon's extent. She's just... handsome? Cool?

SY: Sica, you sure you're into Taecyeon and not Taeyeon?

JS: That was an accident, please don't remind me.

YN: But the way you describe her... seems like you really like it.

SH: Hyoyeon unnie suits blonde too, Sica unnie too of course.

SY: She stopped it, great.

YN: Can agree with you. Sica unnie sky rocket during Genie and boom!! Legally Blonde happened. 

SY: Hyo with blonde is a great match since our debut days. I still remember that one time where you guys bickered about who looks better in blonde...

YN: And it ends by eating food.

SY: Yoong, I'm still mad at you about the hamburger thing.

YN: Unnie!!

JS: Sunny too, short blonde hair suits her. Hyo even asked her out.

SH: Did anyone asked you out when you were blonde, unnie?

JS: Tons but not the person I want.

SY: Uh huh... we pretty much know who that person is.

YN: Yeah... hey, I realised something!! Sica unnie has blonde strands in her hair. It's cute.

SY: Huh? I never realised that. Come here, shorty...

JS: I'm not that short!!

SY: Shorter than all of us here... 

JS: Shut up.

SY: How could you, Sica?! After all those moments we created for our fans... for SooSica!!

JS: Soo, people ship me with everyone in SNSD. 

YN: Even SeoSic?

JS: Mm hmm.

SH: I can't imagine that.

JS: Me too, Seobaby don't worry.

YN: Anyways... that's kinda weird. I can imagine Seohyun being the responsible one in the relationship.

JS: Huh?

SY: Well, fans see you as chic.

JS: I'm just shy...

YN: We know but honestly though, Fany unnie with blonde hair during Hoot was a no.

SY: Even this kid changed the topic.

SH: It looks good on Sica unnie doesn't mean it has the same effect on Fany unnie.

YN: Seobaby, that's harsh.

SH: I'm just being honest. She suits darker hair colours like red!!

JS: Or maybe have a darker shade of blonde...

YN: Don't forget Yul unnie's hair during Mr. Taxi.

SH: Another reason why it flopped.

SY: Seriously Hyunnie, that's kinda savage.

SH: Again, I'm just being honest.

JS: I went back to brunette and I like it more, honestly.

SY: Narcisstic much...

JS: Once again, shut up.

YN: Taeyeon unnie's famous frosted tip hair!!

SY: Frosted tip?

JS: Ooh! Where the tips of her hair is blonde and the rest was black. I like that too.

SY: Sica, choose one part where you don't like Taeyeon's style.

JS: None. My favourite has got to be Mr.Mr but there's also that one time we have matching hair colour....

SY: Why do we keep breaking fourth walls?

JS: And then where she has pink hair during Party and I wanted pink hair for our concept....

SH: Don't ask me. We're just stuck in The Boys era but everything happened.

JS: Then when she had lighter blonde hair and gray hair during her Why promotion. It's cute but I don't like it when she's too close to Dean...

YN: So, we can say that your the only one that hasn't dyed her hair blonde during our promotion, Sooyoung unnie?

JS: But the short blonde during The Boys is a better blonde colour...

SY: I had a better colour than you guys did....

JS: But then again, the time where we had matching hair colour was nice too....

YN: Unnie, you haven't matched up with Sunny unnie...

SH: True...

JS: So, I pretty much love every era for Taeyeon.

SY: Huh? Oh, okay then... 

YN: Wait... Sica unnie, do you know what we were talking about?

JS: I was talking about Taeyeon's hair and how I like them in each era, why?

SH: For 20 minutes, just that?

JS: I skipped certain time periods. If it's all of them, I can talk about it for one hour. Or maybe more.

SY: It's time for you just to tell that slow midget on how you feel.

JS: Huh?

TY: Tell me about what?

JS: Nothing!! Just about us being blondes, really.

TY: Oh.. I like Sica's blonde during Genie then.

SH: Why?

YN: Song reference.

SY: Stop breaking the fourth walls. Not all of us can do it.

TY: It just looks nice. There's also her RDR hair but Jessica doesn't like it.

JS: It's a hassle.

TY: Suit yourself then. 

SY: Taeng, when did you have blonde tips?

TY: Around the end of 2010, why?

SY: The same time with Nu Abo, right?

TY: Oh yeah, Soojung also had blonde tips for her layered hair.

YN: You guys had matching hair colour?!

JS: Without my consent?!

SH: Accident??

SY: Or fate?

TY: Soo, don't kill me. I haven't make a submarine yet.

SY: Submarine? Why?

TY: Hyoyeon kept mentioning about ships and submarine. Maybe we're visiting the docks someday.

SY: God, you're slow.

SH: True. And those two are still dumb founded by the similarity.

SY: Leave them be. They're gonna be fine when 2014 happen.

SH: Unnie, you broke the 4th wall.

SY: Seohyun, shush.

Author's Note

I was wondering when Soo had blonde hair so this happened. I'm gonna let them break the fourth wall once in a while but not all of them can. I'll try to write with every members in a story but till then, it's just a few members in each situation or short story or drabble, whatever we call them.

Also, if you have read the second one, please re read it as I actually haven't finished before I upload it and I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

Now it's 12 am and I need to sleep.