TF: Holy, these comments can cause cancer.

YR: Which comment section this time?

TF: Catch Me If You Can, Ot9 and Ot8 version.

YR: Pass me the phone, what's cancerous in the comment section?

TF: Ships?

YR: That's pretty much every how people are.... Hey, Taeng!! Your harmonization with Jessica here is on point!

TY: When did I last do harmonization with Jessica? 2009?

YR: Just come here, Midget.

TF: While you listen to that, read the comments section and tell me what's not cancerous.

YR: Yeah yeah. Were my lines really that short?

TY: SM, Yul. SM.

HY: I heard bad mouthing from SM. What's it about?

TF: Comments section.

YR: What do you mean by that..... Holy .

HY: What do they mean.... is Jessica here?

TY: With Soojung somewhere.

HY: Good. What do they mean that Jessica's not good enough for Taeng?! I'm the President and I do not approve of this.

YR: I thought you want HyoTae to happen.

HY: I can't let go of my President title. Since both Fany and Sica are not related to SM, we're fighting on who's the best eloped ship.

TY: Don't you guys have any other things to do other than shipping me with Americans? 

TF: What's wrong being shipped with Americans?

TY: Net Neutrality may not exist anymore, Fany ah. I need my daily dose of melons and butts.

TF: You byuntae....

HY: Then stay with my, Baeyeon. You'll have plenty of melons and butts.

TY: Hyo, not now.

HY: Why do you keep rejecting me?! Am I not busty like Sica and have nice butts like Fany?

TY: Just the Sica part.

SN: Let's make Sunyeon happen!!

HY: HyoTae!!

YR: Wait, where'd you came from?

SN: Under the table cause someone just seem to hide my bra there.

TY: I thought they were Sica's...

HY: KIM TAEYEON!!

SN: Mine's bigger, Taeyeon.

TY: Gotta agree with that but what's wrong if I'm shipped with Sica?

HY: They say you deserve better.

TF: And that better is me, TaeTae. Leave that Ice Princess and eloped with me!!

YR: Stephanie Hwang Miyoung!!

TF: Weren't you Taeyeon's rebound, Yuwree?

YR: I'm not!! The midget's the rebound!!

SN: Yul, stop screeching. It's killing my eardrums.

YR: I'm mad that this small kid gets more chicks then I do.

TY: But most like TaeNy though...

YR: So, YulSic and Taeny then? I get the melons?

TY: Of course not. Sica's my first wife.

YR: Then? Make a choice, woman!!

TY: I don't know. I'm not meant for her, that's what this person said.

HY: Listen to the presidet, Baeyeon. How much do you care for Sica?

TY: More than the size of Tiff's fluffy .

TF: That's erted but thanks anyway?

YR: Now you know how I feel...

TY: Wait, that's kinda small.

TF: Tae Tae, shut up.

SN: Bigger than my s?

TF: You, stop with the s talk.

TY: Don't worry, Fany ah... Soo's smaller.

TF: That does not make me feel better, Tae Tae.

YR: I love your size, mushroom. Taeng's here just a ert for Jessica and she doesn't know how to express it.

HY: Yul. it's supposed to be "Taeng here just cares for Sica a lot and she just at expressing." erts just her second nature.

SN: But Sunyeon...

HY: Sunkyu, I know cause I want HyoTae to be larger than Titanic so shush.

TY: Taengsic's a sunken ship...

JS: TAENGOO!! JERK!! *throws her flat shoes*

TY: What?! Wait, Sooyeon!!

HY: Seriously??

YR: Taeyeon, you are another level of stupid.

SN: I thought Yoona's number one cause she likes Krystal saying that.

YR: That idiot's just madly in love.. where's mushroom?

HY: Consoling Sica.

TY: I was just reading a comment and this is what I get from her? 

HY: That was a comment?

TY: Here, and the one at the bottom says it's a submarine. People, Sica's just too y and I can't look at her cause my hormones are going to make her legs dead tired and hick-

SN: We know you're a ert so stop.

YR: But never know your hormones are like an animal in heat.

TY: She's a cat, what can I do?

JS: So... we're not a sunken ship.

TY: Nope. Why would I make an effort to talk to you and have more than 1 second of eye contact if we are?

JS: Ouch..

YR: Your okay fast...

JS: Tiff threaten to elope with Taengoo and I'm never letting that happen.

YR: That woman's the end of me.

TF: Well, good luck.

HY: BISHES, MY SHIP'S INTERACTING!!

SN: Hyoyeon, shut up.

SY: Is no one gonna talk that I have more lines than usual?

SH: And as a vocal line, I have less lines than usual?

Author's Note

Lol, I forgot to hide the chapter before uploading it. So... here??

And it kinda happened when I was going through CMIYC comments. This is just for fun, no offense taken.