iKON CHATROOM

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Bobby: @Goo Junhoe someone's in trouble.

Junhoe: What are you talking about?

Bobby: [image sent]

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Junhoe: What's wrong with that?

Chanwoo: She commented without a like. Are you naive?

Junhoe: Like you're one to talk with your nonexistent love life

Donghyuk: Oooh... but Chan's right

Bobby: Case in point. [image sent]

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Junhoe: And what does that prove?

Jinhwan: You know, for someone who went through a lot of relationships, you sure are stupid

Donghyuk: Abomination.

Junhoe: What the . Quit speaking in riddles and say it directly

Hanbin: Uh-oh he's cursing. Somebody send this to the girlfriend

Junhoe: Try and I'll stop being a wingman for you and Hayi

Hanbin: Damn it.

Donghyuk: I really don't get what's there not to get about it. You liked another girl's picture, but not your girlfriend's. This is like violating an unwritten code of relationship ethics and stuff.

Junhoe: I've been busy.

Yunhyeong: With what? Stalking another girl's profile?

Junhoe: What?

Yunhyeong: [image sent]

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Junhoe: What the heck? Are you stalking me?

Yunhyeong: No. but I was stalking Jinny and then I noticed your consistent likes.

Junhoe: Those were posts back when I was still single, idiot.

Yunhyeong: Don't idiot me, you dimwit. I'm two years older than you.

Junhoe: Whatever. You're all creepy with these screenshots and stuff

Junhoe: Find your own personal love lives to with, not mine.

Bobby: Quit cursing, you er. Chaeyoung's not going to like this .

Jinhwan: It's still a mystery why Chaeyoung loves you.

Junhoe: Diss me when you grow taller

Jinhwan:  you. I hope you break up.

Junhoe: I hope insoles get out of business too

Hanbin: This chatroom's too toxic with Junhoe around

Junhoe: Like you're one to talk

Donghyuk: We were just helping salvage the out of your relationship. Quit attacking us!

Junhoe: There's nothing to salvage because I'm in a perfectly good commitment

Junhoe: Wait.

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Yunhyeong: To be fair, that's not even a rose he's holding

Bobby: Oh, remembered that guy. That's who I was talking about at the cafe

Junhoe: That's him?

Donghyuk: Someone's jealous~

Chanwoo: Frankly, he's more handsome than you

Junhoe: Shut up. Chaeyoung loves me because of my personality and my looks

Hanbin: Really? All this time I thought you just bewitched her

Jinhwan: To be frank, your personality and looks are both terrible.

Junhoe: Grow up

Junhoe: I mean that physically and metaphorically

Jinhwan: Stop dissing me since you'll end up crying in my arms after Chaeyoung leaves you with this Jungkook guy

Junhoe: Why would she? We're both seriously committed in our relationship, something you guys don't have

Bobby: And that's where you're wrong, kiddo

Bobby: [image sent]

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Chanwoo: Imagine if I just send this to noona...

Junhoe: I swear if you do, I'll end you.

Bobby: I thought you're in a perfectly good commitment? Afraid all of a sudden?

Junhoe: It's in the past damn it

Donghyuk: Then what about this? [image sent]

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Junhoe: All these shade for not pressing like...

Junhoe: Just stop sending screenshots. Its creepy as hell. And I told you, ive been busy. Chae's post haven't even passed my newsfeed. If it did, I would've liked it by now

Hanbin: Then search for her and like it before that happens or she'll grow really suspicious

Junhoe: I can't believe I'm following your suggestion. Hold on

Junhoe: WTF

Bobby: What? What is it?

Junhoe: Nevermind

Chanwoo: It's making us more curious if you say that

Junhoe: It's nothing

Yunhyeong: Wait, if all of us can see Chaeyoung's post other than Junhoe, then that means...

Chanwoo: B

Chanwoo: L

Chanwoo: O

Chanwoo: C

Chanwoo: K

Chanwoo: E

Chanwoo: D

Bobby: Gee, thanks for that captain obvious. I mean, spelling it out doesnt make it obvious for us, but thank you i guess

- END of iKON CHATROOM -

Goo Junhoe, Kim Donghyuk
[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Junhoe: Let me borrow your account for a bit

Donghyuk: Why?

Junhoe: Because I cant PM my girlfriend if she's blocking me

Donghyuk: I'll just pass you a message

Junhoe: Fine. Message her this

Junhoe: Why are you blocking me? Did I do something wrong? - Junhoe

Donghyuk: Done

Junhoe: What did she say?

Donghyuk: [image sent]

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Kim Donghyuk, Park Chaeyoung
[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Donghyuk: Unblock me please. I need your undivided attention to soothe my aching heart - Junhoe

Chaeyoung: Chaeyoung's not going to unblock anybody unless a certain blockhead realize the blasphemy he has done.

Donghyuk: Uhm, wait. That doesn't sound like her. Is somebody else holding her account?

Chaeyoung: Smart boy. Jennie Kim.

Chaeyoung: And Kim Jisoo 😉

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Junhoe: What the hell. That's not what I told you to say

Donghyuk: its the same, I know. I just articulated it artfully for you

Junhoe: Should've seen that coming... Why are they holding her account?

Junhoe: Nvm. She unblocked me

- END OF PRIVATE MESSAGE -

Goo Junhoe, Park Chaeyoung
[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

Chaeyoung: I'm sorry for my unnies blocking you :( I don't know why they did that just because you liked a girl's picture. It's pretty petty

Junhoe: Don't worry. I got flaked for it from the boys too

Chaeyoung: Waaah! Why?

Junhoe: they said it's violating relationship ethics and stuff. Anyways... just curious. What did Jeon Jungkook ask you?

Chaeyoung: Oh, that? He asked me where he can buy my uniform back at the cafe. He said his girlfriend likes it because it's pretty. Apparently, it brought a lot of memories for him since they met there

Junhoe: Oh... I see...

Junhoe: Lunch at Seoul Chicken?

Chaeyoung: Sounds good! I'll meet you at the usual place

Junhoe: In front of the entrance fountain, got it.

Chaeyoung: Okay. See you later! Love you ♥

Junhoe: You know I love you too

- END OF PRIVATE MESSAGE -

iKON CHATROOM

Junhoe: You're all a bunch of loveless guys who overanalyze everything. Get a girlfriend to pester with, not my love life.

- END OF iKON CHATROOM -

~🌸tbc.