"You're in danger because you accidentally found out that the interspecies government wants to pull a Holocaust 2.0 and wipe out all of the humans on this planet, so you're currently under the protection of a bunch of supernatural creatures that hunt our kind for tea-time snacks and who are also wanted criminals that spearhead an underground rebellion the size of a small country. Am I getting that right?"

"Um, yeah. That's about it."

"Holy crap."