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Our House [One-Shot/Drabble Collection]

The want to murder Byun Baekhee is simply overwhelming to Do Kyungri. And with each monthly visit from Mother Nature, Kyungri’s getting closer and closer to “accidentally” pushing Baekhee down the stairs. Or out her window, she couldn’t decide which she wants the most.

The newly rose-haired Baekhee groans like she’s dying; her upper torso is laid upon the kitchen island and her (in those skimpy short shorts!) is hanging over the stool. She turns her head to face the back of Kyungri’s and whines like a child; arms slapping the counter and feet hitting it.

Kyungri slaps the eggs onto the burning pan and jerks to give Baekhee a glare. “You better quit it, Byun.” She warns with her spatula.

Baekhee tries to match the younger’s glare but only manages to give an expression of pure pain from her overwhelming cramps of her period – her heavy flow! She rudely turns away from the dark-haired woman (Kyungri rolls her eyes and turns back to mix her burning scrambled eggs with a frown), rests her right cheek on the warm counter and begins her whines of pain.

It happens as quickly as the first drop of blood to a girl’s period that by the time Yixin (the only other person left in the household today) comes barging into the kitchen, she finds Baekhee on the tiled floor withering in pain and Kyungri whistling as she transfers her burnt eggs to the trash.

“Do I… want to ask what happened?” Yixin steps over the small woman on the floor and starts searching for a pill bottle in the kitchen's medicine cabinet.

“Period,” Kyungri says bluntly as she pours new eggs onto the pan.

“Ah.” Yixin nods.

“Help… me… Yi… xin…” Baekhee speaks in breaks with a raspy voice.

Yixin chuckles and bends down to Baekhee. She hands the woman the pill bottle she found and smiles that gentle smile of hers. “Take them before you turn this house upside down like last month.”

“And the month before that, and the month before that month and–”

Baekhee makes an animalistic sound that startles Kyungri silent (and Yixin). She then turns slightly and makes grabby motions for Yixin to lift her up. The woman does as such and gently sits the small woman on the stool she fell from.

Yixin goes and gets her a cup of cold water and Kyungri finishes the three plates of American style breakfast; placing one in front of a smiling Baekhee who leans to her left in pain.

“You know,” Baekhee starts as she gets the water from Yixin and Kyungri gets the other two plates, “When I went to the toilet and pulled my down, a ing huge splash was heard, right? So I got up and looked at this huge ing dark blood clot, or well it looked like one–”

Kyungri throws the plates on the kitchen island with a face of repulsion. She rips the apron off of her and slams it to the ground as she throws her hands up, swearing, “Forget this. Forget this!


(“More food for me!” Baekhee shouts happily albeit still painfully.

Yixin just shakes her head and giggles as she reminds Baekhee to take her pills before eating.)

A/N:
decided to post one that had a bonus at the end since you'll be seeing that every now and then with some one-shots :D
fun fact: the last dialogue from Kyungri is how i came up with this idea.
nonetheless, thanks for dropping by and reading! see you next Monday!

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MissMinew
#1
Chapter 32: Poor Kris, lmao. <3 I didn't think Junghae would be such a scaredy cat but it's cute. It's ok, Junghae, Lu will protect you. And sure, if Kyungri and Yixin don't up by telling scary stories on Halloween, something's wrong. <3

Also, you should just take however long it takes you and if that's forever, that's also ok. I love you for writing this far and there's no reason to feel guilty. Motivation comes and goes and nothing wrong with that. <3
ChiaToma
#2
Chapter 32: Aww i know that feeling and sometimes its best to leave it well enough alone until you get your motivation back
Though this one was great and seriously these girls are idiots
I hope Kris really gives them a hard time for hitting her with her own bat
I know i would
ChiaToma
#3
Chapter 31: Eww just what the hell
That's horrific indeed and just even more eww
Jeeze
Seyung your would be mine if you did that to me
So so gross
But funny
Looking forward to more
MissMinew
#4
Chapter 31: the ending of seyun’s period drama! and oh my god is it childish as hell lmao
seriously though, that is beyond childish and i wish i could see the fun in pranks but i generally cant (im just a party pooper like that in general tho so it’s nothing on you) uwu
i honestly feel like misook is me, so relatable. her squabble with kris is beyond understandable lol. jungin is ridiculously sweet to film all this. junghae’s reaction surprises me a little uwu idk, i just thought she would’ve thrown it back at seyun like “disgusting” *sticking her nose in the air like she isn’t affected* and then she’d take a loooooooooong shower afterwards.

by god do i understand chanyoung’s reaction tho, fish sauce and vomit? yikes ;;

(is fish sauce yellow?? i always assumed it was a light brown >.< otherwise the origin of the lemonade is beyond questionable uwu)

love you! you’re the best <3
MissMinew
#5
*regarding your authors thoughts*
post them as new uwu or at least make it clear that the old chapter has been updated uwu i want to be able to read the new chapters ~
ChiaToma
#6
Chapter 30: Oh Kris
So whipped.
Squeee
My ship sails
If they would just stop being idiots and get together
Though what creative project where Minxing up to? It sounds fun
Looking forward to next Monday...even though it'll be a few days after for me actually reading
MissMinew
#7
Chapter 30: i honestly never ever thought id say this but wow junhee, that was a big jerk move and kris deserved better. i know i dislike kris and all and kris can be a jerk but this?? this is so not ok. this is so so so important to kris, a meeting that could determine her ing career in sports and junhee finds herself worth more???? no.

this is so manipulative and wrong. i do not condone. shame on yixin for being in on this. as if junhee’s blind dates were more important? she could’ve brought any of the girls along but knows she can manipulate kris because kris likes her. that is just so awful. not a good friendship move at all. i feel like scolding her so bad. and yixin too.

they should be grown-ups. this is ... disgusting. misook at least were on kris’ side, thinking it wouldn’t work but she should’ve stopped them before it got out of control like this. ugh.

love the chapter as always. love you as always. just - you told me to be honest and their actions in this chapter is just not ok ;; sorry girls, they’re not.

(also, you really need to tell us more about misook and her art because you hint at it so often and it’s making me ridiculously curious. how talented is she? do the others know? is it something she hides from her or something she displays? curious curious ~ <3 )
ChiaToma
#8
Chapter 29: Aww so cute A chapter
Oh so Kris saw something personal about Min without permission
Interesting and that explains a lot
Why do I think that these girls at the park would just be madness mixed with cuteness and lots of ice cream even though they're supposed to be getting fit lol
MissMinew
#9
Chapter 29: im not saying im in love with your misook but im in love with your misook. uwu she’s so sweet! innocent and cute, kind and intelligent, looking for knowledge and still vulnerable and learning. she never wants her way in a bad way (cough like a certain someone it isn’t only misook who has beef with). and she’s insecure. it’s so adorable. i wonder what she won? ;;
anyway, i love her, hello, thank you for listening to my ted talk about why misook is perfect.

also i know lu agrees so high five lu! besides i really like this chapter from lu’s POV. it makes her soft. i know she says that about misook but honestly, she’s a bit ashamed of her thoughts, she’s shy around misook and she just ... feels so much.

this is an amazing chapter! genuinely uwu (and it’s not just because im xiumin-biased in all forms)
MissMinew
#10
Chapter 28: i kinda laugh-cried when they talking about Kyungri because i can just imagine the window was open because she snuck out and now that kris has closed it, she’s gonna be standing in the cold winter morning when she comes back and she’ll be like “im going to kill whoever snuck into my room my god”. it’s a good vision uwu

also, don’t change the name of junhee’s bunny. there’s a story behind it so it should stay. and don’t feel bad about it! <3

kris and junhee always seems like ... idk, it’s cute when you write it but uwu <3 thank you. sorry this comment TvT