MiChaengTzu Pa-Order

NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

*Mina first.*

Dahyun: One mocha latte. Hot or cold po?
Mina: Just like my body, gurl.

Dahyun: ...

Mina: Ka-karton?!

(Later on...)

Mina: Chief! Siya nagsimula eh!
Jihyo: Grabe ah. Nabuhay pa siya sa kamay ng babaeng toh?


*Chaeng's turn.*

Dahyun: Welcome po! One order of fries. Sweet or salty?
Chaeyoung: Just like me, bes.

Dahyun: ...

Chaeyoung: Pa-paminta sa very MINI SMALL customized size fries?

(Later on...)

Chaeyoung: Hepe, sarge, chief! Kulang pa nga yan eh!
Jihyo: Modus ba toh?

*Tzuyu lastly.*

Dahyun: Hello, anong order niyo?
Tzuyu: Ice water lang po.

Dahyun: Hmm...

Tzuyu: Wow, may freebies ako oh. Girls, share tayo.

(Later on...)

Chaeyoung: Chief, naghahanap talaga ng away eh!
Jihyo: Ok. Actually, kasalanan niya na this time.

Tzuyu: Uhh, gurls?
Mina: Wag na wag ka nang magpapakita sakin.

Dahyun: TT

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