‘So Hae-Soo just jumped you.’ Jongin was laughing, again, having repeated this for the 100th time that night.

‘YES’ I practically screamed at him through my beer haze.

He fell about laughing again as if it was the first time he had heard it.

I groaned and put my head in my hands. ‘Why’s my life such a mess.’

He patted my back while slowly stopping himself from laughing. ‘It’s not a mess’ he shook my comment off.

‘Of course, it is.’ I snapped back at him, still with my head in my hands.

‘How is it?’ he asked, his tone had changed to completely serious.

I looked at him from the corner of my eye and shook my head unwilling, or unable to answer.

‘Come on Taemin, how is it a mess.  Because from where I am sat it is not.’ He frowned as if to say that was that.

‘Ok’ I thought hard and my lips. ‘My girlfriend is basically unsafe with me.  I’ve lost fans, and they want to kill her, I work all the time, and while I absolutely love it, it means I am also neglecting my relationship and meanwhile Chanyeol thinks it’s fine to hit on my girlfriend and hang out with her all the time.  Oh, while I’ve got crazy co-workers throwing themselves at me.’ I moaned.

Jongin shook his head and laughed lightly. ‘You think too much.’

I raised my eyes at him.

‘Taemin, your girlfriend absolutely loves you.  She does not feel unsafe with you, accidents happen, she only broke her arm, not her back, and while skiing, hardly drama.  You’re an idol, so sometimes crazy fans will want to kill your partner, but they won’t because let’s face it they just won’t.  She also understands you love what you do and while at the moment you’re busy she doesn’t complain about it.  And as for Chanyeol, he doe