Namjoon: Are you home?

Jin: No

Namjoon: I'm coming over so you better be home in 30mins

Jin: Namjoon! I'm on a date

Namjoon: Now I'm angry.

Namjoon: If you won't come back right now I will start cooking you dinner

Jin: How will you get in?

Namjoon: I have the key remember?

Jin: Why did I give you the key

Namjoon: because you got late classes and my home is too far so you let me stay over

Jin: I remember. That was a figure of speech

Namjoon: I'm taking out the ingredients

Jin: I'M COMING I'M COMING

Jin: that isn't a real date... just my friends needed one more person to hang out and I was free and I can't say no to free food

Namjoon: well come home you will get free food

Jin: OH MY GOD NAMJOON DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING