Author Note aka WARNING: 
ALL OF THEM going to be au though I will warn you if some nonau one shots appear ^^

3:34am

Taehyung: Why elephants are scared of mouses?

Taehyung: Is it because their proportions are way different than theirs or maybe elephants find mouses ugly because they think they are huge and beautiful themselves?

Taehyung: You asleep?

Taehyung: ?

SwagMin: Dude...

SwagMin: Who are you?

Taehyung: I'm hurt :(

SwagMin: Dude...

Taehyung: Why do people say they are heartbroken when someone hurt them?

Taehyung: DO their hearts actually rip?

SwagMin: How did you get this number????

Taehyung: You gave it to me when I spilled my ice tea on your shirt...

Taehyung: You told me you will send me the pic of new shirt I should buy for you...

SwagMin: Ooh. Goodnighg.

Taehyung: Don't ignore my questions!

Taehyung: Hey!

Taehying: Yoongi?

Taehyung: Are you sleeping?

Taehyung: goodnight...

9am

SwagMin: please don't spam at 3am when I turn my phone sound.

SwagMin: Also I will send the pic soon.

AUTHOR NOTE: Some will be this short and some will be longer I'm sorry for not having specific length since it depends on situations. ; u ; not sure if anyone will read or am I talking with myself haha