title: panic life planning
author: amusingmurdermachine
characters: Seulgi (Red Velvet), Sehun (EXO), minor: Joy (Red Velvet) and Kai (EXO)
genre/theme: comedy, slice of life, marriage

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“how do you feel about twelve kids?”

“um...depends on how you feel about spending the rest of your life only looking at a woman who gave birth to twelve children. really, think about that, sehun.”

he and then bites his lip before nodding. “alright, fair enough.”

“ooh, i got something,” seulgi prompts.

“shoot,” sehun nods with passion, readily welcoming an idea.

“will you be willing to share household chores?”

sehun an eyebrow, “can’t we get a housekeeper for that?”

seulgi gives sehun a look, “you know how i feel about strangers...”

“right, right. um...” sehun contemplates a little bit before sighing and shrugging. “i guess i’m okay with dividing chores...”

“great! but how about doing them all? and then, i’ll earn all the money for us?”

“yeah, no,” he shakes head. “don’t push it, seul.”

“excuse me,” par