ELF: I cant sleep T.T

[Ryeo Wook] You cant~?

ELF: YES! I cant!!!

[Kyu Hyun] so what.

ELF: I live because of you

[Kyu Hyun] ty.

ELF: Oppa~~~ say somethinggggggg;’vwe

[Kyu Hyun] Something.

ELF: Super Junior everybody Y BACK~!

[Dong Hae] Yeap!

ELF: Super Junior babo(stupid)~!

[Kang In] WHAT?!

[Kyu Hyun] you are.

 

ELF: Let’s get married!

[Kyu Hyun] I’ll ask Sung Min first.

ELF: Lee Hyuk Jae is mine~!
...
[Dong Hae] His MINE. -_-

ELF: Donghae oppa!!!!! You will really marry elf right!!!!!!????

[Eun Hyuk] I told you, I object to that marriage!

ELF: Kangteuk is real right??

[Sung Min] Yes, they are T.T I like kangmin better T.T

ELF: Shut up and worship, Shut up and watch.. what do we earn from doing that?

[Hee Chul] Mom’s naggin, electric bills, and low grades. but, FOREVER ELF.

 

ELF: Oppa, I’m so nervous for the ticketing TT.TT

[Kyu Hyun] FAIL.

ELF: Oppa you like me?! Yeah~ I know you do kkk You like me right?
...
[Si Won] the problem is I like you too much ^_^

ELF: Tell me you like 94birthyear people best!!!!!!! if you do come here

[Ryeo Wook] ^^Going!

ELF: I want to see KangTeuk’s 2nd generation (baby)

[Kang In] Wait.

ELF: I like Kangteuk the best!

[Eun Hyuk] what about eunhae -_-

ELF: is Rella hankyung’s or Simba’s or Snow White’s?

[Hee Chul] I’m not a thing +ㅁ+

[Si Won] Most probably mine kkkkkkkk
  Fan: Cho Kyuhyun. Getting a blepharoplasty was an excellent decision. Bravo!
Kyuhyun: Shut up
And just in case you were wondering about his ual orientation…
Fan: Kyuhyun’s so pretty~ Guys won’t leave him alone~ (parodizing SHINee’s “Noo