January 01, 2018 | 12:00 AM KST

"TWO TOP IDOLS...

          TWO SUCCESSFUL SOLO ARTISTS..

                    FROM TOP ENTERTAINMENTS IN KOREA...

                              YG ENTERTAINMENT...

                                        SM ENTERTAINMENT...

                              YG's GOLDEN BOY...

                    SM's GOLDEN GIRL...

          LEADER OF THE TOP BOY GROUP BIGBANG...

LEADER OF THE TOP GIRL GROUP GIRLS' GENERATION...

G-DRAGON & TAEYEON...

... are getting married?!"

OH!

MY!

GOD!

On a live interview before my enlistment, I, G-Dragon, opened up about my love life for the first time in history. I revealed that I am indeed dating my fellow idol TaeYeon of Girls' Generation. JTBC's News Room's respected news anchor Son Suk Hee, asked me directly about what's the real score between TaeYeon and I, considering the fact that the we were seen together multiple times.

 "The rumors are true. TaeYeon and I are dating for 1 year and 4 months now," I replied sincerely. I added, "I know my next revelation will cause ruckus and mixed emotions to our fans but I think this is the right time to choose our own happiness. "Taeyeon and I..." I paused for a while as I heaved a long sigh before continuing,

"...are getting married on the 10th day of this month."

As expected, my revelation earned gasps from the cameramen, staffs, and even Suk Hee- hyung. I must say that I am amazed at myself. This is by far the greatest leap I've done in entire years of my existence. After being coward for a long time, and got always involved in dating scandals, I finally had the courage to tell the world who my woman is. And that woman is Kim Taeyeon. 

The one and only Kim Taeyeon

Written by: gtaewinks