TAEHYUNG'S P.O.V

 

Ugghhnnnnn......

 

 

My. My.. my face hurts... so does my left pinkie...

 

Sitting up too quickly, Taehyung sat in the middle of the alley, not knowing what to do or where he was.

 

" I don't know what to do, or where I ammmmmm", The handsome boy wailed like a whale.

 

Looking around, he decided to caress the brick walls, whilst whimpering like a child who had gotten his first spanking for clogging up the bedroom toilet.

 

Taehyung scratched his , smacked it and stood up. 

 

He walked around, until he came upon a shop.

 

Just Girly Thiñgš

 

Sometimes, you have to be 

A woman to succeed in life.

 

 

" Sometimes, you have to be a-"

 

" -Hey you! Hot, fine lucious haired boy!" 

 

Taehyung whipped his head around, slightly cringing because he turned too fast. 

 

 

" M-me?" 

 

" Yah walkingorgśm, , get your fine bootilicious BOOTAE over here, you fine piece of meat" 

 

Taehyung shrugged and walked over to the little girl calling him.

 

 

" Little girl, you best be at home, not calling my aśs over  here, " Taehyung tried to educate.

 

The little blonde haired girl just shrugged and spit on the shop floor.

 

" So, mister, you got time?" 

 

Actually, Taehyung really wanted to go home and eat a lamb skewer because Jungkook ate all of them last week.

 

" Actually, I wanted to go-" Taehyung tried.

 

" -Perfect. Okay, I'm gonna make you into a dolly cuz my mom wouldn't buy me one. I'm Jennie." 

 

Taehyung gulped. But, I'm a guy... we don't wear makeup. Especially eyeliner.

 

" I-" 

 

The little girl grabbed his hand and began picking out lacy dresses for the elder.

 

"Hey, this will shape your hot thighs perfectly, I , " 

 

.........

 

 

LATER/////////////////////////"""""""""""""""""""""""""

 

Taehyung was dressed in a pink school girl outfit and was sporting thank god, no makeup.

 

The girl pulled lacy stockings over Taehyung's thighs and she smirked happily, with the innocence of a sales manager.

 

" Perfect. You look like a virgïn now!" 

 

Taehyung was offended.

 

" Was I not a before?!" He furrowed his brows and frowned. 

 

" Well, yeah but now you can.... okay nevermind. Let's show you off to my mommy!" She screamed.

 

His eyes widened. No.

 

" No, we can't do that Jennie, I'll seem weird, " Taehyung protested, tugging on his dress.

 

" But... but..." 

 

" JENNIE!  TIME TO GO! YOUR BÏTChES ARE WAITING FOR YOU!" 

 

" it's my mom." 

 

With that, Jennie ran away, leaving Taehyung in the outfit. 

 

He shrugged, as Jennie ran off with his usual clothes. 

 

Today is just not my day.

 

 

Oh well. I'll  just have my find a way home.

 

 

Later...........

 

Jimin sat on the bus with HOBI, feeling sleepy from the night before.

 

 

" Jimin." 

 

 

 

He lifted his head up .

 

' I love your pink hair. It's the same shade as my 

 

Collection of pink things" Hoseok gushed, reaching out to caress the smol boy's thighs and knees.

 

" H-Hyung..... " 

 

Jimin was awake now, as he stepped off the bus into an unknown land of trees.

 

" We are friends right?" Hoseok asked the tree.

 

The tree did not answer.

 

Jimin flew out, and started twirling in circles.

 

" Get high with me, Hyung!" He screamed.

 

 

HOBI chuckled. How cute.

 

Still, he joined in until they were dizzy with escásy.

 

They collapsed together and Jimin panted, being out of breath.

 

 "  TELL ME YOUR SECRETS" 

 

Jimin felt startled.

 

And also slightly , but that was normal.

 

" ImSO flattered that you WANNA know ALL my SecRets." He slurred, even though he felt fine now.

 

" YOURE MY BEST FRIEND"

 

HOBI already knew that.

" Look, we're cousins but your such a turn on for me so let's just frikfrak in the middle of nowhere" 

 

" What?" Jimin could not believe his ears.

 

" What?" HOBI tried to backtrack,

 

Jimin shrugged, probably the wind.

 

 

" I miss you, Jimin. " 

 

 

" I miss myself too, I wish I could stay here in this world all the time, with you, Hyung, with only you and your sunshine BOOTAE." Jimin breathed

 

 

Hoeseok giggled.

 

 

Jimin laughed.

 

Hoeseok chuckled.

 

Jimin smiled.

 

Hoeseok reached out and strôked

 

Jimin's c-

 

 " YAH, stop touching my chest!" Jimin screamed, horrified. He backed away.

 

" Ahh. Sorry, sorry, you very no fun,.." 

 

Rrriiiiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggggg ( ding dong, ring ding dong. Sorry, I'll go home,)

 

 

 

It was Taehyung.

 

 

TBC......