Jimin frowned. He did not like being slapped.

 

Taehyung's dry sandpaper hands grated across Jimin's chubby cheek, as he slapped the boy.

 

The impact of the slap was so ethereal that Jimin started weeping.

 

Taehyung felt bad. 

 

Wet tears dropped down Jimin's face as he started bawling his eyes out.

 

". HAH?!" 

 

. 

 

" J-Jin.... I... I....." Taehyung knew it was pointless. He was going to die young.

 

". YOu BEST BE IN BED RIGHT NOW! YOU SO BISH HOW DARE HOU SLAP MY bb DO U wANT TO DIE? 

 

HAHHH.!!?" Jin screamed like a bank accountant.

 

 .

 

Taehyung froze in place, not sure what to do.

 

Jimin smirked evilly, with the confidence of a volcano scientist whom no one believed regarding his discoveries.

 

Jin took out his spoon.

 

This long one.

 

His whipping spoon.

 

" IMA WOOO YO BOI" 

 

With that, Taehyung screamed and ran faster than he had ever ran before. Jin easily caught up to him with his long legs and pinned the blonde down.

 

"HAH?! YOU LIKE THIS, HAH?" Jin smacked Taehyung's asś with the spoon.

 

Taehyung had never felt so much pain in him life.

 

" I HAVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH PAIN IN MA LIFEU" He screamed.

 

" YOU LIKE THIS.?! HAHAHHHHAHHAH" said Jin as calmly as a grown father would have if he found out his daughter was pregnant with a baby and the father was her history teacher.

 

Taehyung was trying his best to endure the pain in his àss.

" IM TRYING MY BEST TO ENDURE THE PAIN IN MY àSS," 

 

 

" Ugh, yeah.. you like this? You like this uhuhuhuhuh... FASTERRRRR UGHH YEAHHH" 

 

Taehyung was confused now.

 

,, IM CONFUSED NOW,, he screamed. He was really unsure of what to do.

 

 

 

" IM REALLY UNSURE-" 

 

All of a sudden, in came namjoon, with the speed of a cougar mom who had spotted a young , Healthy, handsome , non smoking male, under the age of 18.

 

" YAH JIN! " 

 

Jin leaped off the blonde and waved his spoon at namjoon.

 

 "WUt." 

 

Namjoon fumbled with his yellow Mario hat.

 

" Er.. I was wondering if you got my letters..." 

 

Jin sighed. He had got them.

 

" Namjoon, you know how I feel about message sent to me using the materials of trees and lead ammonium during the current day technology where you could have just TextEdit me using your electrical message transmitting device" 

 

Namjoon felt bad.

 

Taehyung felt pain.

 

"I feel pain." Said, yup, you know it.

 

Jin felt annoyed and slightly turned off.

 

" ONE OF THE greateest feats that one had ever accomplished, was loving you and looking into the depths of your sparkling orbs that are deeper than the sea I swam to meet you." Namjoon said smugly.

 

Taehyung passed out.

 

Jin furrowed his beautiful brows. What does that even mean

 

" he was the one he had left for his father to the one day after he had was met and then he was met and 

 

he then went to back home smuggle him out in his arms he was in his hands he was met with his family 

 

he told a story about him a long long haired and his father had left his thigh to a good" Namjoon sneered, with the bitterness of a 10,000 calorie lollipop made of pure sugar. 

 

" My shît smells like jasmine" Namjoon bragged.

 

Jin flounced away, dropping his spoon on the grass.

 

" Don't embarrass yourself in front of the neighbours, Joon." 

 

He said sassily.

 

They were outside.

 

NAMJOON was left alone with an unconscious Taehyung who could not hear, 

Could not

Feel ,

 

Could not do anything.

 

His pérverted mind left him no choice.

 

 

 

But to toss the boy in the nearby alley and go buy some raw lemons.

 

Screw them neighbours.