cheesy puns and pick up lines (services occurs for subscribes)

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Puns:

1.I tried to get a picture of some fog,but i mist.

2.I know it's cheesy, but it feels grate.

3.A duck walks into a bar and says,"but it on my bill."

4.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Pick up lines:

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

You y, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.


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Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.


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What’s the speed limit of ? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that is calling me!
 
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
 
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
 
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
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Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

 

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