Once upon a time a ching chong name Sehun lived in Paltown he had many girlfriend but not the perfect one yet. Until he went on a trip with his Pikachu he went to this fata## who said,

"Nigga do u have any rice or noodle since u look asian if not, get the hell out motherf***er."  

The end

wait there is more

As Sehun met this woman name Sara                                              

She had a pokemon called burrito and taco             

        As soon as she let them out something amazing happened exo started doing the gangman style                                                                                                                                                                                                          the end (wait for part 2)

jk when a lighting bolt struck down flash came playing Clash Royale. 

As soon as he got a princess that was doing p-o-r-n to freaking pokemomn go on a tablet 

Harry Potter came out with a bakugan ball he also had a magical wand which was yelling out 

As soon as John Cena broke the celing he squash yo mama. lol. Well then he said things are going to get hard .

THE END FOR REAL    

Credits:Rated R kids under 13 

Kirby's comment:WTF MAN