Enter the Two Idiots

Son of a Devil

    Kyungsoo squirmed relentlessly as he was scooped off the ground.

“Put me down you giant!”

“Chanyeol, please put the prince down.”

“He’s so squishy though! I never want to let go~”

Kyungsoo flung his foot back far enough to whack Chanyeol right in the crotch. The giant winced and grabbed the wounded area tears streaming down his face. Kyungsoo glared at him whilst Jongdae couldn’t help but laugh hysterically. Kyungsoo grabbed Chanyeol by the collar and pulled him down so their eyes met. Chanyeol could feel his mouth go dry and gulped harshly.

“I understand that you have to follow my father’s orders, but I swear to satan if you get in my way I’ll send you to the deepest pits of hell.”

“Uhm...Kyungsoo?” Jongdae interrupted.

“What?”

“Chanyeol is in charge of the security in the deepest pits of hell….your threat kind of falls flat.”

“See this is why you’re so cute!” Chanyeol squealed and pulled Kyungsoo into another bone crushing hug.

    Kyungsoo pouted and stared at the two idiots that sat on both sides of him. He wanted to be alone with Jongin in his hospital room, but nope those two spies wouldn’t leave. Jongin was quite shocked by Chanyeol’s overall hyperactive presence. He acted like a puppy honestly. At first Jongin found him to be quite endearing, but then he started constantly touching Kyungsoo. He couldn’t keep his hands to himself! Jongin was trying to focus on how cute Kyungsoo’s pout was, but then Chanyeol just had to start squeezing the small boy’s cheeks.

“So Chanyeol, are you also from Hell, Michigan?” Jongin wanted to distract Chanyeol as much as he could.

“Uhm..yes?” He glanced over at Jongdae who was nodding frantically. “All my life actually!”

“Just like Kyungsoo?”

“Yup! We’ve always been best friends!”

“No we haven’t.” Kyungsoo looked quite drained, mainly due to his interaction with Chanyeol.

“It’s more like Chanyeol and Baekhyun follow Kyungsoo around like puppies.” Jongdae added.

“Who’s Baekhyun?” Jongin was confused by the new name.

“He’s another friend from Michigan.” Jongdae informed.

“And my boyfriend!” Chanyeol declared proudly.

Jongin was relieved to find out that Chanyeol was taken. He just didn’t understand the concept of personal space. Although the touching still annoyed him, it wasn’t as bad as before.

“Thank satan that drama queen is back at home.” Kyungsoo sighed in relief.

“What are you talking about? He just had some unfinished business! He’s coming too!”
“What! This can’t be happening!” Kyungsoo let his head fall into his hands.

“I couldn’t part with the love of my life!” Chanyeol defended.

“Well, that’s uhm...sweet?” Jongin awkwardly added. “So where are you staying?”

“With you guys!” Chanyeol stated matter of factly.

“There isn’t enough room!” Kyungsoo yelled, but then he saw Chanyeol’s dejected face. “You sleep on the floor.”
“Thank you Kyungie!” Chanyeol hugged the prince for the third time that day.

    Kyungsoo felt something brush against his face, but he ignored it and continued sleeping. The sensation continued forcing Kyungsoo to wake up. He expected to see Chanyeol, maybe even a bug, but instead he is shocked to see Baekhyun staring at him. It took the sleepy Kyungsoo a minute to register the fact that Byun Baekhyun was there and repeatedly poking his cheek. Kyungsoo screamed and slapped his hand away.

“Hello prince!!” Baekhyun cheered.

“Kyungsoo are you okay!?”

Kyungsoo turned to see Jongin with wet hair and nothing but a towel covering his lower body. Kyungsoo was amazed he didn’t get a nosebleed from the beautiful sight in front of him. Baekhyun was also taken aback by the handsome human but his eyes were quickly covered with Chanyeol’s hand.

“Baekkie don’t you cheat on me with your eyes!”

Jongin ran over and grabbed Kyungsoo by his shoulders, he began checking for any injuries.

“I-I’m fine J-Jongin! Baekhyun just scared me!” Kyungsoo smiled until he saw the closed wound on Jongin’s chest that was not yet a scar.

Jongin sighed in relief when he was sure Kyungsoo was okay, but he soon became worried again when he noticed he was staring at the wound on his chest with a solemn face. He’s told Kyungsoo multiple times that it’s not his fault, but the boy never seems to give himself a break. Jongin just wanted him to smile, so he did the first thing that came to his mind. He tickled him. Kyungsoo began laughing hysterically as he fell back on the bed whilst Jongin attacked his sides. Unknown to Kyungsoo, his hat was slowly starting to fall off. Chanyeol screamed in horror as he saw a bit of Kyungsoo’s tiny, red horn. He jumped up and pulled the hat back down, completely covering Kyungsoo’s face in the process.

“Jongin why don’t you go get dressed, you’re still you know.” Jongin’s face became red with embarrassment. “Here let me help you.”

Baekhyun went to follow when he stopped suddenly in his tracks, Jongin continued on without him. Baekhyun tried to move, but his feet were practically glued to the ground.

“Kyungsoo stop it right now.” Baekhyun growled.

Chanyeol pulled up the beanie to see Kyungsoo’s eyes were bright red. He grabbed his face and shoved the smaller demon’s cheeks together. Slowly, Kyungsoo’s eyes returned to a normal shade.

“You can’t just use your powers for something unnecessary like that!” Chanyeol scolded.

“Yeah! How can you be so childish?”

“You have no room to scold him. You’re in just as much trouble.” Chanyeol glared at his boyfriend.

“Yeolie~” Baekhyun turned his aegyo all the way up. “I was just joking~”

Baekhyun gave him the biggest, saddest puppy dog eyes he could manage. Chanyeol gave in instantly and went over to hug Baekhyun, lifting him up in the process.

“Let’s go out on the town! Just the two of us!”

“Aw Yeolie~”

“Aren’t you guys supposed to be watching me 24/7? I don’t want you guys to, but I just hope you realize that you both .” Kyungsoo stared at them with an annoyed expression.

“Don’t be a party pooper!” Baekhyun whined. “We’ll see you in a bit! Don’t get into any trouble while we’re gone!”

With that, the couple ran out of the tiny apartment that was becoming quite cramped. At that moment Jongin appeared again from the bathroom, this time with clothes on, and smiled at Kyungsoo. He went to go pat his head when he felt something hard and sharp underneath. Confused, Jongin began to rapidly run his hands along his head.

“Uhm...Jongin?”

“Kyungsoo, is there something in your hat?”

Kyungsoo’s eyes widened in fear as he tried to think of excuses.

“Uh I must’ve bumped my head before and have a lump or two!”
“Really!?” Jongin’s voice was full of concern. “Let me check for you! Here take of your-”

“No!” Kyungsoo screamed and pulled his hat down tighter. “I’m self-conscious about the uhm...shape of my head?”

“Really Kyungsoo? Are you hiding something from me?”

“No! I swear to sata-I mean god.”

“Then let me check! I won’t judge the shape of your head.” Jongin began to chuckle at the ridiculousness that was Kyungsoo.

“I will if you get me something!”

“And what would that be?”
“CHINESE FOOD AND MOVIES!!!”

Jongin laughed out loud and agreed to Kyungsoo’s demands. Kyungsoo snuggled up to Jongin with his food in his lap. Jongin asked if he wanted chopsticks but Kyungsoo settled for a giant spoon to just shove everything in his mouth at once. Jongin couldn’t help but find Kyungsoo adorable as he stuffed shrimp, chicken, rice, and every vegetable imaginable in his mouth. He looked like a chipmunk with his cheeks so filled. Jongin then the movie. They were watching a classic, Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, Kyungsoo apparently has never seen it before. Kyungsoo seemed fascinated the entire time. Then the ending came along and Kyungsoo seemed extremely frustrated. Jongin asked if he liked it and Kyungsoo said he did, but there was a huge problem that was bugging him.

“Why didn’t they try to see anything from her point of view?”

“Who’s?” Jongin was genuinely confused.

“Maleficent’s.” Jongin informed Kyungsoo that it was because she was the villain, but Kyungsoo wasn’t having any of it. “Isn’t she just angry that every leaves her out and misunderstands her? She’s different from everyone else and she’s also extremely smart and powerful so people fear her and envy her and take it out on her. So people’s hatred accumulated into her hatred. Maybe if people stopped and thought about how she felt everything would have turned out just fine.”

“You know Kyungsoo...you’re a lot smarter than you seem.” Kyungsoo glared at Jongin. “I mean that in a good way. You know, there is a movie that was made that sees from her point of view, you wanna watch that as well?”

“Yes!!”

As Jongin began searching for the movie on demand he began to think about Kyungsoo’s words. There are a lot of people that relate more with the villains than the heros, even Jongin has felt that way before, but that had to do with things he had experienced in the past. Now he couldn’t stop wondering what had Kyungsoo thinking that way.

    Kyungsoo ended up falling asleep on Jongin’s shoulder halfway through the movie. Jongin smiled down at the cute sight and paused the movie, deciding that they could always finish it tomorrow night. He picked Kyungsoo up bridal style and carried him to the bed. He tucked him in and remembered his conversation with Kyungsoo earlier. He took off his hat right when Jongdae came in dragging the two idiots in behind him.

“Jongin don’t!” Jongdae screamed as he noticed just what was happening.

“What the-Are those horns?”

“Jongin we can explain! Just put the hat back on and get your over here.” Baekhyun ordered.

Jongin did as he was told and headed towards the kitchen table with large eyes. Chanyeol pushed him down into the seat and went to go sit across from him.

“Now Jongin I’m sure you’re shocked, but there is a semi-logical explanation.”

“Semi-logical?” Baekhyun judged Jongdae’s choice of words earning him a smack to the head.

Jongdae gave them both a look and nodded. All three took off their hats showing their own set of horns, ones that were more impressive than Kyungsoo’s. Jongin almost screamed but tried to calm himself down.

“Jongin. We are actually from literal Hell.” Jongdae explained.

“H-h-Hell!?”

“Yes like the underworld! Home to all the damned souls! Our ruler is Lucifer! Anything ring a bell?” Baekhyun teased.

“This has to be some kind of joke! Where are the cameras? Are they under the table? In the fridge?”

“No Jongin we’re demons. So is Kyungsoo.”

“But you’re all so nice!”
“It was you humans that made up those myths.” Baekhyun scowled.

“We’re not that bad! Right Jongin?” Chanyeol smiled, but now it seemed kind of scary.

“Wait… even Kyungsoo?”
“Didn’t we say that already? Actually,” Baekhyun continued ignoring the multitude of ‘no’ and ‘shut up’ that were being flung at him. “Kyungsoo’s the prince of Hell~”

“Th-then his f-father is S-satan!?” Jongin began stuttering uncontrollably.

“Yup!”

“Oh my satan.” Were Jongin’s last words before he fainted.

“I think he took it quite well!”

“Oh shut up Chanyeol!” Jongdae yelled smacking him in the head as well.

Now, they had their own hell on earth to deal with. Kyungsoo was not going to be happy when he found out they told his angel the truth. How much trouble can the prince of Hell cause when he’s angry? The answer is a ton.

So...I am totally drained. I thought that I'd be writing up a storm once my break started but I've just wanted to sleep.:( But anyways, I hope you liked this chapter thanks to everyone that has subscribed, upvoted, and commented! Your guys' comments are the best and the always make me smile! Thanks for reading~~~~ Images aren't mine~

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Jinu86 #1
Chapter 3: very love it
can't wait for the update
LeeHymn_Soo90 #2
Chapter 3: Loving this!
Can't wait for the next update~ XD
Jackiewook
#3
Chapter 3: yay! Baekyeol has appeared! Oh, and Jonginnie knows that Kyungie is the son of Satan~
XXBangtanBoysXX
#4
Chapter 3: Can't wait for the next chapter I'm so happy both Chanyeol and Baekhyun weren't here this chapter was hilarious
lufyaa
#5
Chapter 2: Is it Xiumin?? Baekie???? Channie!!!! hihi....that would be hilarious!!!
brokenG #6
Chapter 2: This story is so interesting!! Can't wait for your next update :D
Lullabyun #7
Chapter 2: ITS PROBABLY EITHRR BAEK OR CHAN
XXBangtanBoysXX
#8
Chapter 2: I hope it's Chanyeol I'd think it would be hilarious if it was this chapter was really funny I was curious about the suspicious man I thought he was a but nope just a murder or something but my satansoo got him Jongin my dear innocent Jongin what if Jongin us like a saint ohmygawd horridable but anyways nice chapter really liked it can't wait for the next
Jackiewook
#9
Chapter 2: Ohh! Who could it be? Is it Baek?? Gahh! I can't wait to read more~
Shamelessboyshipper
#10
Chapter 1: On look forward to it!