SOSHI ON CRACK

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Girls Generation is not a part of kpop, they have their own pop, it's called gaypop.

 

         

           

 

 

 

Foreword

 

 

LIST OF SHITS TO READ
INTRO
CH1. TAEYEON "omo omo omo" 
CH2. JESSICA "jiggle jiggle wow" 
CH3. SUNNY "she's your bewbs surgeon" 
CH4. TIFFANY "i suddenly don't know taeyeon" 
CH5. HYOYEON "eta terangkanlah~"
CH6. YURI "triggered yul" 
CH7. SOOYOUNG "turns out the girl is yoona"
CH8. YOONA "she said i look like spider"
CH9. SEOHYUN " why would you eat yourself" 
♦ WELCOME TO THE CHATROOM
CH10. 2 AM TEXT "the lonely ice cube"
CH11. 27+ AREA "fucc off seohyun"
CH12. MATURED "B BRING THE BILLS OUT" 
CH13. GOODBYE "SN5D"
CH14. SNAKEU " we don't even moan ur name"
CH15. OTWHORE "that's because she did too many surgery inside her nostril"
CH16. SEOHYUN&CO "."
CH17. HOEGWARTS "taeyeon this ain't spotify"
CH18. ANNYEONGHASEYO SIS "I got sone chokin' I got sone cryin'
CH19. TAENGSIC "pijja"
CH20. CHOKEDTH "don't do it hoe"
CH21. SOSHIPETS "but i'm savage"
CH22. BOBS "s is a sensitive topic"
CH23. LAW OF THE JUNGLE "espresso patronus"
CH24. HAPPY NUN YEAR "I'll be the less nun"
CH25. IMAGINARY FRIEND "Taetae got scared of yeyeon"
CH26. COLD NOODLES "she sed she's nat gei"
CH27. TWICE SPECIAL "unnie will jump off a cliff for you chewy!" [it's a special chapter y do i get hate for updating a special chapter for another group? i can write what i want if you're offended then go find the exit button]
CH28. NEW MANAGER "I'm wet"
CH29. MEOWLY CYRUS "LET'S KILL IT BIH"
CH30. ACCIDENT "let me chart on your melon tonight!"
CH31. POOR TAE "we have ice cream at home you bastard!"
CH32. RANDOM 1 "ing hot i feel so blue"
CH33. DESPERATE "I hate ball but whatever makes you happy hyunnie"
CH34. GAY GAY GAY "sawadikap your "
CH35. DONGSAENG 1 "your entire existent is already an accident"
CH36. DONGSAENG 2 "oh boy do you believe this situation"
CH37. RANDOM 2 "taeyeon is shaking"
CH38. SOSHI IN PRISON "how's the air in the prison?"
CH39. DESPERATE 2 "so much wow"
CH40. SOSHI ALBUM "soshi upcoming album"
CH41. LIGHTSTICK "hyostickwithyou"
CH42. SONYUH FOREST "she's like seohyun 2.0"
CH43. CHIPS&MOORE "please quit SNSD"
CH44. HOT TEA "irene is shaking"
CH45. CRUSH OR CRUSHED "fresh vajayjay"
CH46. RANDOM 3 "no tea just facts"
CH47. FAMILY "sis you better run"
CH48. RANDOM 4 "over my dead body"
CH49. THERAPIST "the "
CH50. HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT "did sooyoung wants to die?"
CH51. EXAM HALL "liquid paper student"
CH52. BLACKPINK SPECIAL "talk get hit"
CH53. TEASER 
CH54. SOSHI WORLD CUP "I didn't come here to see you order some pizza hut"
CH55. FAINTED "come on yuriyahhh"
CH56. FAINTED 2 "i can't believe this "
CH57. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE "who hurt you "
CH58. BAD DRIVER "i'm going to pack some "
CH59. HARD TO GET "use vaseline"
CH60. DESPERATE 3 "tiffany issa top"
CH61. GOOD  "CALL ME BANANA MILK"
CH62. OH GG "sunny.com"
CH63. EDUCATIONAL "she wants sum milk"
CH64. SHOPPING LIST "fap to your thoughts"
CH65. SUPERMARKET "do you want me to crawl home?!"
CH66. BASEMENT "tequila weed ice blended with mocha"
CH68. PARTY AT JESSICA'S "lingerie with wigs"

 

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byunnyminseok
158 streak 0 points #1
Chapter 25: i swear every time i read a chapter i'm always like "what's happening" akjgskagh they're so random i love it like this is really good lmao
BrowlessPaleskin 377 streak #2
Chapter 68: seohyun is the most savage one haha
byunnyminseok
158 streak #3
Chapter 19: damn jessica not only left poor tae on read bUT REALLY-- yes tae really turned that conversation around LOL
JokerYs
#4
Chapter 68: Anjaayyy (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
byunnyminseok
158 streak #5
Chapter 15: ADGHA JESSICA TELLING TIFF SHE SMELLS LMAO
liltash85
396 streak #6
Congrats on the feature.
sytaengoo
#7
Chapter 68: Asdfgghjjsbdhdh hahahahahaa
Vivaldia
#8
omg yes this is the story i need!! i love crack sm???? yes PLS. will definitely read soon :)
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Chapter 68: this story never fails to crack me up lmao
NotYourBuddur
#10
Chapter 11: I LOVE THIS STORY ALREADYFHJSDH