YOONA

SOSHI ON CRACK
yoona_lim [online tidak ya online tidak ya] status: pengen ditampol sama hyunnie 
yoong!
i shouldn't cut my hair
you look cute
hyunnie said i look like spiderman
what? what that has to do with spiderman?
hyunnie's drunk
you shouldn't let her drink
she got drunk because i cut my hair short
i guess she hates it too much and trying to run away from reality
why are you making it worsed?!
why did you cut your hair in the first place?!
i told the barber to make me look like johnny depp!
ahh
and he said i gotchu son
so i trust him and i sleep
when i wake up i lose not only my money but also my visual!
that can grow back you know
it'll take me years!
it's not your fault
it takes me years to grow my hair long when the last time i cut it during hello baby!
and do you know who take my spot as SNSD's visual?!
omg who?
taeyeon unnir!
how can that midget be visual?
i know right?!
i'm pissed!
you can always wear wig yoong
i can't
why?
cuz i'll snatch my own wig when i sing
your voice is not that good why would you snatch ur own wig
what?!
that's not me
what do you mean it's not you?!
seohyun
that's seohyun
seohyunnie?
you can't look like me yoongie!
since your hair is short let's breakup
what?! no!
let's get back together when your hair reach at least to your s
no!!
because no matter how i look at you, you'll look like a spider
i hate it 
hyunnie i'll wear wigs for you!!!
don't breakup on me!!!
BYE
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[offline]
finally
i can get away from hyunnie
can i date tippany unnir now? can i? can i?
tch, i'm such a good actress
*flips shorthair*
[online]
yah! that was just an act?!
i cut my hair short so tippany unnir will like me
tippany unnir said i look hot with short hair
and i'm bored with hyunnie
the heck you're a good liar!
*flips hair*
now give tippani to me
that tomato hwang is all yours
as long as you're rich
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1149 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1149 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.