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sooyoungchoi: alright losers what happened to my mac and cheese that i hide behind the abandoned stove on the 2nd floor?!
yoona_lim: what happened to it? hmm it's rottened i guess?
sooyoungchoi: don't pretend like you don't know you eat it didn't you?!
yoona_lim: why would you hide mac and cheese there of course i'll eat it!
sooyoungchoi: BUT HOW CAN YOU EVEN FIND IT IT'S SO PERFECTLY HIDDEN
yoona_lim: unnie do you know who i am?
sooyoungchoi: you're yoona
yoona_lim: EXACTLY
sooyoungchoi: whats that supposed to mean?!
yoona_lim: i'm yoona i can see food even if i'm blind
sooyoungchoi: but like were you hungry 24/7 you shouldn't eat what's not yours!
yoona_lim: is tippani unnie mine? no right? but i'd still eat her tbh
sooyoungchoi: me too
yoona_lim: bruh
tiffanyyoungofficial: IN YOUR DREAM ESSSS IN YOUR DREAMMMM
yoona_lim: you look so cute with your short hair unnie it reminds me of someone that i like
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww who?
yoona_lim: her
sooyoungchoi: yoong you search dead?
tiffanyyoungofficial: YOU! YOU!
yoona_lim: unnie she wants to me
sooyoungchoi: you lucky
tiffanyyoungofficial: help :(
yulyulk: hmm
tiffanyyoungofficial: yuri help me :(
yulyulk: uhmm help you from what?
tiffanyyoungofficial: from these two s!
yoona_lim: did she just ask help from yuri unnie?
sooyoungchoi: did she just call us erts?
yulyulk: didn't you know i'm a too tippani?
tiffanyyoungofficial: I'M DONE WITH YALL ERTS LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!
sooyoungchoi: even if we leave you alone you still have to face the mother of all s taeyeon
tiffanyyoungofficial: it's okay she's cute and she's mine
yulyulk: so we're not cute?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: no you ain't cute!
yulyulk: LISTEN
yoona_lim: i thought i'm yours too :(
tiffanyyoungofficial: NO YOUR NOT
jessica.syj: *you're
tiffanyyoungofficial: omg this stop correcting my ing grammar!
[taeyeon_ss is online!]
taeyeon_ss: guys who emptied the damn fridge?
seojuhyun_s: me
taeyeon_ss: why would you do that?
seojuhyun_s: it's full of broccoli
taeyeon_ss: then what? we're supposed to have broccoli soup for dinner!
seojuhyun_s: WE SHOULDN'T EAT GRASS WE'RE NOT COWS UNNIR
tiffanyyoungofficial: uhm wtf
taeyeon_ss: broccoli ain't grass you !
seojuhyun_s: it is!
tiffannyoungofficial: who tell you that?
seojuhyun_s: NASA
taeyeon_ss: NASA DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH VEGETABLES SEOHYUN PUT THE BROCCOLI BACK IN THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW
tiffanyyoungofficial: put it back on
seojuhyun_s: NO WE SHOULD EAT HEALTHY UNNIE
jessica.syj: are we really fighting about broccoli now?
yulyulk: sis isn't broccoli healthy?
seojuhyun_s: SIS DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEALTHY FOOD IS?
yulyulk: what?
seojuhyun_s: LIKE MCDONALDS IT'S A HEALTHY BALANCED DIET THAT HUMAN SHOULD CONSUME
sooyoungchoi: i love you seohyun you understand my needs
yoona_lim: hyunnie date me pls!
seojuhyun_s: i'm already dating you wtf?
yoona_lim: oh
taeyeon_ss: where did you throw the broccoli at?
seojuhyun_ss: i already burn it unnir
taeyeon_ss: i can't believe this kid
jessica.syj: can i ask something?
yulyulk: you already did
jessica.syj: who bought the broccoli in the first place?
taeyeon_ss: not me
yoona_lim: i don't know who unnie
seojuhyun_s: me, i'm the one who bought it
yoona_lim: dafuq?
taeyeon_ss: oh my god seohyun
jessica.syj: WHY THE HECK DID YOU BOUGHT IT WHEN YOU HATE IT SO MUCH
seojuhyun_s: I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEND IT SO I BOUGHT THE DAMN GRASS YOU GOT PROBLEMS WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN SNSD DORM UNNIR?!
jessica.syj: I'M LONELY AND I'M HERE TO EMPTIED THE FRIDGE TOO YOU GOT PROBLEMS WITH THAT LIL ?!
seojuhyun_s: umm no
jessica.syj: GOOD
taeyeon_ss: that's enough sica you're coming with me
jessica.syj: where are we going?
taeyeon_ss: grocery shopping, we gotta fill up the fridge
jessica.syj: let me put on my bra hold on a second
tiffanyyoungofficial: taetae seriously? her? why not me?!
taeyeon_ss: she's the one paying ppany who told her to eat our food plus you have to take a rest you just arrived didn't you?
tiffanyyoungofficial: aww you're so considerate boo <3
yulyulk: lmao she's using my card didn't you know that bruh?
taeyeon_ss: lmao poor you then
yulyulk: it's ok i'm going to be rich again with my solo album
seojuhyun_s: are you doing pantene song again but without me?
yulyulk: I REGRET DOING THE PANTENE SONG ESPECIALLY WITH YOU
seojuhyun_s: so brave of you to say that
sooyoungchoi: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BUY TAEYEON?
taeyeon_ss: i don't know what do you want?
sooyoungchoi: dog food
taeyeon_ss: i'm not shopping for dogs sooyoung
sooyoungchoi: no it's for me
taeyeon_ss: why you?
sooyoungchoi: i accidentally ate zero's food the other day and damn it's so good
taeyeon_ss: so that's why his food's stock gone pretty fast
sooyoungchoi: buy me twelve packets of that please and thank you
yoona_lim: so in this dorm we have one who hates broccoli and one who eats dog food
sooyoungchoi: shut up you eat seohyun
yoona_lim:
jessica.syj: alright i'm ready let's go taengoo!
taeyeon_ss: wait i'm making the list on what to buy so 12 packets of dog food what else?
tiffanyyoungofficial: number 2 on the list make sure jessi didn't touch you for no reasons
taeyeon_ss: uhh i'll try babe
jessica.syj: what's with touching it's not like i have rabies
tiffanyyoungofficial: i just don't want you to have taeyeon's babies so dont you ing touch her!
jessica.syj: we're going to buy food not making babies just stay at home and fap yourself to your thoughts!
tiffanyyoungofficial: fap myself to my thoughts?
jessica.syj: YES
tiffanyyoungofficial: but what if what's on my thoughts is you?
jessica.syj: then you better snap out of it!
yulyulk: hahahahahaha dammmnn!
yoona_lim: unnie i want to eat beef
taeyeon_ss: okay i'll buy you beef
seojuhyun_s: can i have spinach?
jessica.syj: are you going to throw it again?
seojuhyun_s: why did you even ask of course i'm going to
jessica.syj: anything else that you want that you won't throw away?
seojuhyun_s: anything but vegetables
taeyeon_ss: NOTED THAT
jessica.syj: seobang what do you want?
yulyulk: i just want my card back
jessica.syj: i'll buy you wine ok?
yulyulk: please don't
jessica.syj: you love wine so i'm buying it and that's final
yulyulk: okay
sooyoungchoi: don't cry yuri ah you can always borrow my money
yulyulk: thanks syongie
yoona_lim: what's for hyo unnie and sunny unnie?
taeyeon_ss: beer and weed
yoona_lim: unnie...
taeyeon_ss: i'm a good leader i know what my girls wants!
yoona_lim: if you say so...
taeyeon_ss: alright sica let's go
jessica.syj: my car or yours?
taeyeon_ss: what are you talking bout we're walking it's 5 minutes away
jessica.syj: how we carry the groceries then?!
taeyeon_ss: fedex is right next to the supermarket sica gosh what's with you?!
jessica.syj: being in SNSD really messed up with yall brain cells gosh yall so ing dumb thank god i quit early
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