THERAPIST

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

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taeyeon_ss: are you bored? type BORED and send it to 911 for a motivational life quotes
jessica.syj: i send but i don't get anything? wtf kim taeyeon what a waste of my credits!
taeyeon_ss: maybe you're not bored enough
jessica.syj: i've been counting every single of my cat's fur since this morning and you said i'm not bored enough?
taeyeon_ss: since when did you have cat?
jessica.syj: since i was born
taeyeon_ss: are you actually talking about your ?
jessica.syj: yeah
taeyeon_ss: what did you name her?
jessica.syj: jessie
taeyeon_ss: . . .
jessica.syj: . . .
[taeyeon_ss kicked jessica.syj from the chatroom]
[jessica.syj is online!]
jessica.syj: HOW DARE YOU
taeyeon_ss: are you still innocent and ? type and send it to 911 for a protection
jessica.syj: ugh i wanna slap you real bad!
tiffanyyoungofficial: umm boo what the hell are you doing?
taeyeon_ss: what do you think i'm doing?
tiffanyyoungofficial: uh, i don't know
taeyeon_ss: EXACTLY
tiffanyyoungofficial: boo are you sick?
taeyeon_ss: yesh i'm sick of sica she's doing ual harrasment to me :(
jessica.syj: EXCUSE ME?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: DO YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOU?!
jessica.syj: HOE I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO HER WHY DO YOU WANT TO CUT ME?!
taeyeon_ss: ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ
tiffanyyoungofficial: LOOK AT HER! SHE'S SO CUTE AND SOFT AND FLUFFY DON'T DO HER DIRTY!
jessica.syj: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOFT AND FLUFFY DO YOU THINK SHE'S A BUN!?
tiffanyyoungofficial: SHE'S MY CUTE BUN
jessica.syj: YOU NEED TO SEE A THERAPIST!
tiffanyyoungofficial: THE ?
jessica.syj: I SAID THERAPIST!
yulyulk: can we go now?
jessica.syj: who you talking to?
yulyulk: i'm talking to you, can we go now? are you done beefing around?
taeyeon_ss: lmao
jessica.syj: go where?
yulyulk: you ask me out an hour ago!
jessica.syj: i did?
yulyulk: you said you wanna go shopping for tampons
taeyeon_ss: tampons? ew who wears that in disguise?
jessica.syj: i don't remember anything 
yulyulk: now you do
tiffanyyoungofficial: LOOK WHO'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO SEE A THERAPIST
jessica.syj: OH MY GOD SHUT THE UP TIFFY
tiffanyyoungofficial: MAKE ME
taeyeon_ss: why are you two fights all the time?!
tiffanyyoungofficial: because she's ugly inside and out
jessica.syj: I'M GOING TO ING KILL YOU TIFFANY
yulyulk: that's enough baby let's go i need to stock up my food 
jessica.syj: go? right now? IM UGLY
yulyulk: you can wear the princess mask that i bought you the other day
jessica.syj: then how do i breathe? do you want me to die?! 
taeyeon_ss: omg cika is so dumb
jessica.syj: BE QUIET 
tiffanyyoungofficial: what a time to be alive this hoe finally admits she's ugly
jessica.syj: YOU'RE UGLY TOO BEHIND ALL THOSE FOUNDATION
tiffanyyoungofficial: WHERE?!
jessica.syj: THAT'S NOT YOU THAT'S YOONA
yulyulk: baby can you stop?
tiffanyyoungofficial: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE YOONG REPRESENTS US ALL WITHOUT MAKEUP
jessica.syj: I CALL THAT BULL
yulyulk: . . .
taeyeon_ss: yul i can go shopping with you if you want
yulyulk: yeah let's go taeng
taeyeon_ss: let me put on my baby powder first
yulyulk: UWU
jessica.syj: where the hell do you think you're going yul?!
yulyulk: shopping with taeng, you can continue your beef with tippani
tiffanyyoungofficial: no! you can't go shopping without me taetae!
taeyeon_ss: i want to buy a new baby powder
tiffanyyoungofficial: go with me then!
yulyulk: pftt jealous
taeyeon_ss: you're too far ppany i'll go with yul first
tiffanyyoungofficial: no :(
yulyulk: taeng you ready?
taeyeon_ss: i already smell like a baby let's go yul
yulyulk: ok
jessica.syj: ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING?!
yulyulk: yeah
jessica.syj: YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME?!
yulyulk: i'll buy your tampon
jessica.syj: I'M ANGRY AT YOU
yulyulk: me too
jessica.syj: WHAT?! WHY?!
yulyulk: you're ignoring me when i want to go with you
jessica.syj: OH IT'S A REVENGE NOW?!
yulyulk: bye bye 
jessica.syj: YAH KWON YURI!
taeyeon_ss: oooo
taeyeon_ss: bye bye ppany
tiffanyyoungofficial:  no don't leave meeeee :(
[yulyulk is offline!]
[taeyeon_ss is offline!]
tiffanyyoungofficial: taetae~ :'(
jessica.syj: THIS IS YOUR FAULT
tiffanyyoungofficial: taetae's buying a baby powder without me
jessica.syj: WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH HER
tiffanyyoungofficial: i think she's cheating on me
jessica.syj: WHAT BABY POWDER HAS TO DO WITH CHEATING ON YOU
tiffanyyoungofficial: i just feels like it
jessica.syj: are you out of your mind?
tiffanyyoungofficial: i think so
jessica.syj: WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO KOREA?
tiffanyyoungofficial: maybe next month why?
jessica.syj: both of us... let's go together
tiffanyyoungofficial: go where? shopping?
jessica.syj: no. go see a therapist

 

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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1145 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH 23 streak #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1145 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.