POOR TAE

SOSHI ON CRACK

 

 

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515sunnyday: Y'all who tf blows these balloons?!
watasiwahyo: ME
515sunnyday: YOU'RE DISGUSTANG
watasiwahyo: what? why?
515sunnyday: it's full of your stinky saliva!
yoona_lim: yuck
hotsootuff: sunkyu please i'm at mcdonalds pls don't make me order a puking bag
watasiwahyo: that's my ing tears you !
515sunnyday: oh
watasiwahyo: i blow those balloons with all my heart!
515sunnyday: aren't you supposed to blow the balloon with your breath?
watasiwahyo: can't wait to blow my baeyeon tonite!
515sunnyday: oh my
xolovestephi: EXCUSE ME
watasiwahyo: EXCUSE YOURSELF
xolovestephi: off hyoyeon
watasiwahyo: don't be ing rude or i'll chase you out from my dorm
hotsootuff: YOU HEARD HER PPANY SHE GONNA CHASE YOU BACK TO LA
xolovestephi: and wtf are you doing at MCD at times like this?!
hotsootuff: yoona wants her ice cream
yoona_lim: they better give me the damn ice cream
hotsootuff: she ain't playing
xolovestephi: CAN YOU TWO COME HOME ALREADY YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR TAETAE'S BIRTHDAY!
seojuhyun_s: who's birthday?
xolovestephi: taeyeon's birthday!
seojuhyun_s: taeyeon unnir has a birthday?!
xolovestephi: now wtf is wrong with you?
seojuhyun_s: i'm perfect thanks for asking
yoona_lim: UNNIES THEY RAN OUT OF ICE CREAM UAHUHUHUHUHU;(
515sunnyday: we have ice cream at home you bastard!
yoona_lim: YOONIE WANTS MCD ICE CREAM!
xolovestephi: sooyoung bring her home this instant before she gets wildt!
hotsootuff: yoong is the one driving i can't do anything
xolovestephi: i swear to god if our plan failed i'll never coming back anymore!
watasiwahyo: oh god please let this party fail
xolovestephi: KIM HYOYEON DON'T MAKE ME STAB YOU WITH THESE DONUTS
watasiwahyo: STAY AWAY FROM ME I'M VEGAN
seojuhyun_s: wtf
yulyulk: guys sicababy is glaring at the bakers help!
yoona_lim: what is wrong with that unnie omg so immature
yulyulk: SAYS THE ONE WHO CRIES OVER AN ICE CREAM
yoona_lim: SHUT THE UP
xolovestephi: whats wrong with that don't make me facetime her!
yulyulk: we're at the bakery and they don't have unicorn rainbow cake and sicababy is mad!
515sunnyday: rainbow what the hell cake?! unicorn?! 
seojuhyun_s: wow that cake must be full of gayness and tastes like gay people's sins
515sunnyday: i choked
watasiwahyo: seohyunnah did you drink from my bottle today perhaps?
seojuhyun_s: YES AND IT TASTES LIKE BULL
watasiwahyo: that's my ice blended
seojuhyun_s: i know
watasiwahyo: then why you still drink it?
seojuhyun_s: because i hate y'all and i don't wanna be here so i chose to be high
xolovestephi: oh boy
watasiwahyo: why don't you just die?
seojuhyun_s: kill me bih
jessica_syj: CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT CAKE?! UGH!
xolovestephi: i don't remember telling you to buy whatever the unicorn that you're eyeing right now jessi!
jessica_syj: i want that cake!
xolovestephi: I TOLD YOU TO BUY A CHOCO VANILLA CAKE DIDN'T I?!
jessica_syj: that cake is lame i don't care i want my unicorn cake no matter what!
xolovestephi: it's for taeyeon!
jessica_syj: whaaattsss?!
xolovestephi: IT'S FOR TAEYEON'S BIRTHDAY NOT YOURS!
jessica_syj: oh i thought we're celebrating mine 
515sunnyday: it's March are you drunk?
jessica_syj: no i'm jessica
515sunnyday: she ing drunk
watasiwahyo: dude did you drink my ing ice blended too?!
jessica_syj: i'm thirsty
watasiwahyo: geez these ppl really need to stop touching my property!
yulyulk: maybe you should take care of your damn drink better hyo before i call the police!
watasiwahyo: how could you i thought we're best friends!
yulyulk: why is she trying to make me feel guilty
hotsootuff: guys yoona is going crazy!
xolovestephi: god i'm dizzy sunny ah please do something you're the oldest here!
515sunnyday: isn't jessi the oldest here?
xolovestephi: yeah but she's dumb and hopeless
jessica_syj: THAT'S RUDE I'M JUST DUMB
yulyulk: true
jessica_syj: . . .
yulyulk: help she's glaring at me now
yoona_lim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hotsootuff: HELP
515sunnyday: wtf is going on?!
hotsootuff: YOONG ATE THE WALMART ICE CREAM SHE'S HIGH ON SUGAR AND
seojuhyun_s: spit it out yoonie or you're not sleeping with me tonight!
yulyulk: oooooohhh
hotsootuff: you heard her 
xolovestephi: why am i here i should just celebrate this alone with taetae
yoona_lim: I'M ALL CLEAN NOW HYUNNIE
seojuhyun_s: great now get the out from my screen!
yoona_lim: w..what? why?
hotsootuff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
515sunnyday: alright enough playing you two come home right now it's almost 12!
jessica_syj: go home es!
515sunnyday: yeah yeah and you too ! come home! now! N.O.W!
jessica_syj: shut the hell up i'm older than you how dare you tell me to come home?!
watasiwahyo: dude the cake is with you why is she so stubborn god
seojuhyun_s: and who the heck ask her to go buy the damn cake?!
yoona_lim: BETTER THAN ASKING YOU
seojuhyun_s: THAT'S IT WE'RE OVER NOW HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME!
yoona_lim: but..but..
hotsootuff: HAHAHAHA
xolovestephi: yuri please take that home
yulyulk: hold on she's writing a bday message for taeng on the cake
515sunnyday: aww i bet she's going to write some cheesy
xolovestephi: i swear jessi if you write any taengsic scum i'm going to stuff the whole cake in your
jessica_syj: look at this! beautiful right?
515sunnyday: i am...disgusted
xolovestephi: jessi....
seojuhyun_s: that cake looks tacky
watasiwahyo: i'll still eat it
jessica_syj: what's wrong ? you want me to buy choco vanilla! this is choco vanilla!
xolovestephi: yuri how can you live with this dumb woman IT'S NOT YOUR ING BIRTHDAY IT'S TAEYEON'S! TAEYEONS!!!
jessica_syj: WHAT?! WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN?!
xolovestephi: god please forgive all my sins i'm bout to kill a
yulyulk: i still love her she's cute when she's dumb like this
515sunnyday: aww i'm puking
yoona_lim: HAHAHAHAHA
hotsootuff: THIS ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE MY FIRST
yoona_lim: IT'S BITTER?
hotsootuff: AND SWEET
yoona_lim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seojuhyun_s: stop eating from the walmart you're SNSD!
yoona_lim: i got free coupon for buying ice cream at walmart hyunnie! i love walmart! screw MCD!
watasiwahyo: those two are more likely to die out of diabetes more now than getting hit by a truck 
515sunnyday: you know what i'm outta here
xolovestephi: ....
seojuhyun_s: well i'm not wrong for hating y'all
yulyulk: sorry ppany, i'll buy another cake
xolovestephi: no need the party's over!
jessica_syj: another cake? for me? awwww
yulyulk: sigh what do i do with her

 

 soshi0t9
taeyeon_ss: waaahh they're so quiet tonight
taeyeon_ss: not even texting me
taeyeon_ss: they must be planning me a surprise ekekekeke can't wait!
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xDannyKx #1
Chapter 113: eh wait, was there a chapter 113? naw man, guess i'm too late to the party 🤣
sstorm
#2
Chapter 113: bro, you backk???
Mustafina
1151 streak #3
Chapter 113: Oh that was wild as hell 🤣
Eris78
#4
Chapter 113: Poor Soo! It’s not often everyone else is saying the dumb .
ROYAL_LOCKSMITH #5
Chapter 110: Rereading cause I can't remember were I stop.😅

Taeyeon can't resist fany .😆
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 113: Same Sooyoung, same... 😶😶😶
Kkomofam #7
Chapter 112: Taeyeon meme says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eris78
#8
Chapter 112: LMFAOOOOO! I’m going to start ironing my toilet paper, too. Sounds like fun.😂
Mustafina
1151 streak #9
Chapter 112: "Sunny can I come smoke crack with you?" Had me DYING 🤣🤣 it was a whole "so who's gonna tell her?" 🤣🤣
Superman19
#10
Chapter 112: Hahahahahhahahaha i really hope for hyowen endgame. But baekhyun got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weiiiiiiiiiiiiii berdekah.