ACCIDENT
SOSHI ON CRACK
SONYEOSHIGAY
jessica_syj: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF SOOYOUNG
hotsootuff: what the i ain't turning this stove off i need my chicken nuggets!
yoona_lim: oh so you're cooking?
hotsootuff: DON'T ING COME TO THE KITCHEN HOE
yoona_lim: hoe too late i'm on my way down with my gucci plate
jessica_syj: i'm not talking about the stove you
hotsootuff: then what the heck are you talking bout jessica can you shut up already my ing nuggets are burning because of you!
jessica_syj: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DANG STUPID JAZZ MUSIC ING TURN IT OFF!
hotsootuff: excuse you but i don't need jazz music while cooking why are you accusing me tho?!
jessica_syj: oh so it wasn't you?
hotsootuff: APOLOGIZE TO ME
jessica_syj: who the are you
hotsootuff: THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO FRY YOUR
jessica_syj: wow the music finally stop thank god i won't be going to prison tonight for killing someone
hotsootuff: you're still going to prison because you're illegal since birth
jessica_syj: do you want to see hell tonight ?
hotsootuff: no not tonight
taeyeon_ss: hi girls
jessica_syj: new phone who dis?
taeyeon_ss: it's me taeyours
jessica_syj: eww
taeyeon_ss: eww? wtf are you ditching me jecika?!
jessica_syj: yes
taeyeon_ss: IM SHOOKETH
jessica_syj: get the hell out of my screen taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: why are you so cold?
jessica_syj: because you're here
taeyeon_ss: let me warm you up
jessica_syj: i have seohyun's knife with me
taeyeon_ss: ok ok calm down!
jessica_syj: . . .
taeyeon_ss: so umm did you heard any weird noises just now?
jessica_syj: you mean the jazz music? not anymore
taeyeon_ss: yeah since i turn it off
jessica_syj: you turn it off?! so it was you?!
taeyeon_ss: yeah so i'm asking you if you heard any weird noises
jessica_syj: what weird noises?
taeyeon_ss: you know... the one like in
jessica_syj: . . .
taeyeon_ss: no? then good
jessica_syj: DID U ING BRING SOMEONE HOME?!
taeyeon_ss: no she already went home i call an uber for her
jessica_syj: taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: what?
jessica_syj: you're going to die because of hiv
taeyeon_ss: better than die because tippani kill me
jessica_syj: oh she will kill you too don't worry
taeyeon_ss:
yoona_lim: yo where's the chicken nuggets sooyoung?!
hotsootuff: IN MY BLADDER HAHAHAHA YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS IMMA EAT EM ALL
yoona_lim: my gucci plate has never feel so insulted
taeyeon_ss: it's not your gucci plate it's tippani's!
yoona_lim: she's not here so basically it's mine since y'all only suits walmart
taeyeon_ss: HOW DARE YOU MY SOLO ALBUMS ARE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER
jessica_syj: pfft what solo album?
taeyeon_ss: have you not heard my solo 'es on the sky' yet jecika?
jessica_syj: i don't know taeyeon but es can't fly but i can
yoona_lim: anything you say is irrelevant since you don't chart on MELON for no reason unnie
taeyeon_ss: LET ME CHART ON YOUR MELON TONIGHT YOONG SO I COULD BE RELEVANT
jessica_syj: can you not be gay taeyeon?!
yoona_lim: my melon? but i don't have any
jessica_syj: awww poor my bb
yoona_lim: HUWAAAAAA!!
jessica_syj: don't cry bb time will grow your melon
yoona_lim: really?
jessica_syj: yes really
taeyeon_ss: what time jecika she's almost 30!
yoona_lim: HUWAAAAAAA!!!!
[yoona_lim left the chatroom!]
jessica_syj: taengoo you ing idiot!
taeyeon_ss: she's disgust me
jessica_syj: no you're the one who's disgusting!
taeyeon_ss: jecika wtf i'm not disgusting!
jessica_syj: you just hurt her feelings!
taeyeon_ss: well she hurt mine!
jessica_syj: but you don't have feelings tho!
taeyeon_ss: i have one for you!
jessica_syj: eww
taeyeon_ss: and one for tippani
jessica_syj: ewwwww
taeyeon_ss: and one for seolhyun
jessica_syj: eeewwwwwwwww
xolovestephi: WHAT THE DID YOU JUST SAY TAEYEON?
jessica_syj: awww yes !
taeyeon_ss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[taeyeon_ss has left the chatroom!]
xolovestephi: kill her for me jessi!
jessica_syj: what am i? A serial killer?
xolovestephi: i'll send you your wigs on your birthday
jessica_syj: i'll make it looks like an accident
xolovestephi: i know i can count on you
jessica_syj: i'll meet you in prison
xolovestephi: ok
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