TWICE SPECIAL
SOSHI ON CRACK
OneInImNayeon
sana: hey jeongyeon where's the $2 dollar balance?
jeongyeon: what $2 dollar balance?
sana: we bought the damn choco bar for $3 dollar each so there must be $2 dollar balance left so where is it?
jeongyeon: wasn't it supposed to be $4 dollar balance left then?
sana: what?
jeongyeon: the choco bar costs $6 dollar for two and i paid with the $10 dollar bill so the balance is $4 dollar, right?
sana: what?
jeongyeon: plus, it's my money not yours
sana: what?!
jeongyeon: sana yah did you eat your medicine yet?
dahyun: OMG SANA UNNIE IS DUMB
momo: sana can't do math
chaeyoung: she only do meth
sana: i think i was just confused
nayeon: it's okay your entire existence is confusing too
sana: at least i'm not halfway 50!
nayeon: you snake i'm only 23!
jeongyeon: sana please don't use numbers when you can't count
sana: no number no life!
jeongyeon: oh god
momo: someone please kick her out from twice
sana: i love my girlfriend eunha
dahyun:
sana: i love my girlfriend dahyun too hahahaha
jihyo: how many girlfriends do you have now sana?
sana: only 3
jihyo: who is the other one?
sana: eunha and dahyun
jihyo: you said 3 where is the other one?
sana: what?
jihyo: i'm done
momo: *pretends to be shocked*
chaeyoung: sana unnie please go see a mathematician
nayeon: she should see a psychiatrist there's something going on inside her brain
sana: there's nothing going on inside my brain it's just empty
dahyun: why do i even date this snake
sana: ohyo~ ohyo~ ohyo~ ohyo~
dahyun: please stop
mina: hey guys i want to confess something
tzuyu: who the are you?
mina: this
jihyo: chewy are you dumb that's minari
tzuyu: who the is this minari?
jihyo: your roomate
tzuyu: oh
momo: oh oh oh oh jokbal saranghae
jeongyeon: momo not now
momo: hey girls do you know what time it is?
jeongyeon: why is she like this
momo: IT MUST BE JOKBAL TIME
[jihyo kicked momo out from the chatroom!]
jeongyeon: thank god
chaeyoung: minaaachann do you want to confess your love to me?!
mina: not until you can reach my height
dahyun: ouch!
chaeyoung: #@$%!
nayeon: do you want my kiss chaeyoungie?
chaeyoung: DON'T ING TOUCH ME UNNIE
sana: what do you want to confess mina?
mina: listen girls
[momo is online!]
momo: MY FIRST LOVE STORY
jeongyeon: wtf is wrong with you?!
[jihyo kicked momo out from the chatroom!]
jihyo: now everything's clear!
dahyun: mina unnie what is it? tell us
mina: guys i'm gay
chaeyoung: I KNEW IT! I HAVE A CHANCE!
nayeon: you have a chance as short as you are chaeyoungie
mina: but i'm not gay for you tho
chaeyoung:
tzuyu: wait who's gay again?
sana: mina is gay!
tzuyu: mina is gay?!
sana: mina is gay!
tzuyu: oh my these whole time you were eyeing my s no wonder i got a weird feeling!
jeongyeon: did someone says s?
mina: please you don't even have one!
tzuyu: but you were staring at my chest every night!
mina: i was trying to figure out if you're a boy or girl since it's flat!
dahyun: the tea has been spilled chewy is flat
mina: you don't need to spilled the tea we already know she's flat just from the label and price tag
jihyo: i'm dying help XD
tzuyu: i'm still young! i'm going to grow these tiddies! just wait and see! mariah carey sunbaenim will be shaking!
sana: PFFFTTT HAHAHAHA
chaeyoung: PLEASE CHANGE ROOM WITH ME CHEWY YOU CAN SLEEP WITH NAYEON UNNIE ALL YOU WANT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY MINA
nayeon: hi chewy 
jihyo: can y'all stop being gay before i call a pastor here?
nayeon: jesus sorry
chaeyoung: chewy please? for me? let's trade room!
tzuyu: no thanks i prefer having my s being stared at rather than having to share a room with her
nayeon: unnie will jump off a cliff for you chewy!
tzuyu: can we go now?
nayeon: to where? our new shared bedroom?
tzuyu: no to the cliff
jeongyeon: LMAOO
jihyo: lol
sana: let's go to the cliff now guys
dahyun: i'll bring the camera
chaeyoung: i'll bring momo unnie
jeongyeon: i'll drive!
mina: can't wait!
nayeon: why are y'all so rude
tzuyu: that's what you deserve
when you're gay vs when you're straight
special TWICE chapter for the lovely ONCES from a SONE let's love each other like chewy and nayeon lmao
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