BOBS
SOSHI ON CRACK
gay
seojuhyun_s: what are we going to do tonight?
jessica_syj: sleep
seojuhyun_s: unnir you're no fun
jessica_syj: seohyun, sleep the up it's 3 am
seojuhyun_s: unnir, i'm satan
jessica_syj: *pretends to be shocked*
seojuhyun_s: let's play unnir
jessica_syj: play with what?
seojuhyun_s: my knife
jessica_syj: omg seohyunnah do you know that i have black belt in judo?
seojuhyun_s: *pretends to be shocked*
jessica_syj: seriously don't get on my nerves seohyun
seojuhyun_s: then can i step on you?
jessica_syj: ...
seojuhyun_s: i'm stepping on you
jessica_syj: seohyun
seojuhyun_s: unnir, you flat
jessica_syj: try stepping on my s
seojuhyun_s: unnir, that's kind of nasty of you
jessica_syj: you're a full packaged of nasty yourself
seojuhyun_s: how could you talk to your dongsaeng like this
jessica_syj: please, just stop talking
seojuhyun_s: if it was yoona unnir you probably going to pat her to sleep!
jessica_syj: but you're not yoona
seojuhyun_s: but i'm cuter
jessica_syj: no you're not
seojuhyun_s: you should treat someone younger than you nicely!
jessica_syj: you didn't treat me like i'm someone older than you at all!
seojuhyun_s: dude, i call you unnir
jessica_syj: what can i do to make you stop talking to me?
seojuhyun_s: let's play that 'of course' game!
jessica_syj: then you'll shush up?
seojuhyun_s: eung~
jessica_syj: holycow don't give me goosebumps
seojuhyun_s: let's play let's play let's play!
jessica_syj: just know that to every questions you'll ask my answers are always going to be of course
seojuhyun_s: you know that your s are smaller than sunny unnir right?
jessica_syj: HEY!!! MY BOBS IS THE BIGGEST!!
seojuhyun_s: the is bobs
jessica_syj: S
seojuhyun_s: you said you gonna answer of course to my questions?
jessica_syj: s is a very sensitive topic
seojuhyun_s: wow i found your weakness
jessica_syj: let's start over!
seojuhyun_s: is it true that you lied about your s size?
jessica_syj: *triggered*
seojuhyun_s: oh my these questions are making me thirsty
jessica_syj: can you skip the s topic?
seojuhyun_s: then it won't be fun because unnir you're a full packaged of s
jessica_syj: should i feel touched or insulted by that?
seojuhyun_s: you should feel insulted because i wasn't sincere now let's continue
jessica_syj: wait my s is not ready
seojuhyun_s: you had a s injection last week didn't you?
jessica_syj: OF COURSE
seojuhyun_s: i'm going to screencap this
jessica_syj: don't you dare!
taeyeon_ss: what did i just read
seojuhyun_ss: heol! taeyeon unnir is here
jessica_syj: well great!
taeyeon_ss: cika this time your s is a lie!
jessica_syj: just like your heart?
seojuhyun_s: lmao
taeyeon_ss: my heart is real! if it's fake i wouldn't be breathing by now
seojuhyun_s: ask her some spicy questions sica unnir!
jessica_syj: taengoo!
taeyeon_ss: why does it feels like i'm in trouble?
seojuhyun_s: just don't be honest then you're fine unnir
jessica_syj: did you go out with hyoyeon last night and call her babe?!
seojuhyun_s: ouch, i mean... eww
taeyeon_ss: i didn't go out with yeyeon but i do call her babe sometimes
jessica_syj: you're in a ing big trouble kim taeyeon!
seojuhyun_s: i told you not to be honest taeyeon unnir u dumb
taeyeon_ss: but yeyeon said you gotta be honest the whole time
seojuhyun_s: she must be drunk when she said that
jessica_syj: do you love her taengoo?!
taeyeon_ss: of course yeyeon is cool even she but sometimes she's cute
seojuhyun_s: hello SM i want to order coffin 5"1 under the name dumb
jessica_syj: let's break up taeyeon i ing hate cheaters
taeyeon_ss: but cika, we're not even together
jessica_syj: we did, in my brain!
taeyeon_ss: i didn't know that
jessica_syj: of course you didn't know that! i didn't even tell you!
taeyeon_ss: so you like me?!
jessica_syj: YES YOU BULL DIDN'T I THROW ENOUGH HINT AT YOU?!
taeyeon_ss: you only throw me your bra how would i know that it is a sign of affection from you i thought you're insulting my s size!
jessica_syj: OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO DENSE?!
seojuhyun_s: how can you be such a hoe throwing bras everywhere, also it's very dirty
taeyeon_ss: well listen here you cutie if you tell me earlier then i don't have to go out with yeyeon this whole time!
jessica_syj: HOW CAN I TELL YOU I'M A VERY SHY PERSON!
seojuhyun_s: for someone throwing bras everywhere that's a very shy of u
jessica_syj: give me my bra back
taeyeon_ss: NO
jessica_syj: seriously, i had no bra left in my closet so can you please give them back to me?
taeyeon_ss: if only for every bras you throw at me i get a dollar i would have been rich
jessica_syj: taengoo, you're already rich
taeyeon_ss: oh
seojuhyun_s: just how many bras did you throw to her face already unnir?
jessica_syj: everytime that i see her
taeyeon_ss: suddenly i feel so attacked
jessica_syj: now where's my bras at taengoo?
taeyeon_ss: under my pillow
jessica_syj: why is it under your pillow?
taeyeon_ss: i love the smell coming from them
seojuhyun_s: this is getting disgustingly gay
jessica_syj: eww what a
taeyeon_ss: you said you like me!
jessica_syj: sure, a cute that i like
taeyeon_ss: kyaaa!!! kyaaaa~~
seojuhyun_s: i hate y'all
jessica_syj: taengoo ah~~
taeyeon_ss:kyaaa~~
seojuhyun_s: i ing hate yall
*watasiwahyo is online!
watasiwahyo: ayy baeyeon come and get ur in my room
taeyeon_ss: uhhh....i can explain
jessica_syj: ING EXPLAIN
seojuhyun_s: oh i ing love this
guys i had a crush on someone that's affecting my updates because she's messing with my heart and brain and i couldn't think properly.
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